13 Works by SpacemanSpiff7

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    “A key,” Richie said, unimpressed. He looked up and Carmy was staring back at him, anxious and young, rapid-blinking with the nerves of it, and Richie understood. “...oh.”

    a story about open doors.

    [full work posted! mind the tags - chapter 1 was tame, but chapter 2 is very much explicit!]

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    “Where did this ill-advised liaison take place, specifically?”

    “I—” Greg gestures vaguely. “Upstairs. One of the, the upstairs guest bedrooms.”

    “The one with the lock?”

    “I don’t know if there was—we didn’t lock the door. We skipped that part,” Greg says, flustered. His stomach won’t stop turning over, and it’s a feeling other than queasy.

    Tom squints. “Take me there. I need to see the scene of the crime.”

     

    Or: Taking that conversion between the Disgusting Brothers to its logical conclusion.

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    Set in an alternate universe where Terminal Tom does, indeed, go to prison on behalf of Greg. Greg decides to visit him. He’s unfamiliar with the visiting process, however, and accidentally signs them up for a conjugal visit.

    It takes five signs for Greg to realize he fucked up.

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    i gave myself a challenge to write a tomgreg season 4 first kiss scene in a screenplay style and this is the result.

    it’s a gift for jesse armstrong - it’s already in screenplay format so all you have to do is film it! 😍🤝

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    “I own Queen Anne’s Tattoo and Piercing,” Ed says. “It’s nice to meet another queer shop owner.”

    “Oh! Oh, actually, I’m not a member of the LGBT community myself. Just a—” Stede’s eyes drift to Ed’s mouth, noticing, for the first time, a silver stud on his tongue. Stede swallows, hard. “Passionate ally. Um. Would you like a pronoun pin?”

     or: the one where stede considers himself the token straight in his all-queer friend group…until he meets ed, a handsome tattoo artist, at a pride event. fake-dating shenanigans ensue. this one goes out to everyone (me) who was a suspiciously enthusiastic #ally before realizing that……..oh.

    [more info in beginning notes; explicit chapters posted]

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    “What do you think?”

    Ed swallows. “About what?”

    “Would you want to? Wear a dress? My closet is your closet; you can borrow my clothes whenever you’d like.”

    “I’ve…I haven’t thought about it before,” Ed says truthfully. “No one’s ever asked me that before.”

    “That,” Stede says, “is a damn shame.”

     
    [or: another excuse to write soft gentlebeard sex ft. communication and an exploration of one anothers’ wants and needs - 🔥HOT!🔥]

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    “Now you’re—” Stede babbles, going absolutely pinkish. “You’re laughing again!”

    Ed nods, still giggling. “I’m just—I’m sorry, it’s not because—”

    “Am I doing something wrong?”

    “Stede, darling,” Ed says, cupping Stede’s face. “Don’t be foolish. It’s because you’re doing something right.”

    Or: Stede’s never laughed during sex before. Hell, he’s barely even smiled. So when Edward can’t stop giggling during their first time, he’s not really sure what to think.

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    You know, I, uh, got a haircut. Even though I didn't really need a haircut. I think I just wanted someone to touch my head, you know…soothing.
    -greg the egg, season 2 episode 7

    Greg is nervous following the events of season 3 episode 9. Tom comforts him in the only way he knows how. Things escalate.

     

    see beginning notes for more info

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    With Shiv away for the weekend, Tom is determined to take advantage of his open marriage and have meaningless sex with a stranger. NOT meaningless sex with, oh, I don’t know, Greg.

    CONTENT WARNINGS IN BEGINNING NOTES BEFORE EACH CHAPTER.

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    Greg hovers for a while in the doorway, expecting a quip or an insult from Tom. There’s nothing.

    “Tom? Are you…” He stutters. “I hadn’t seen you in a while, I just—wanted to make sure you…I could come back. I could come back later.”

    “No, no, Greg. Don’t.” Tom rubs his eyes, still distant. “Don’t leave.”

    set in episode 3, season 9, after Greg makes a deal with the devil but before Tom visits Shiv. title from “[laying in bed i think about you]” by joshua beckman.

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    Roman smacks his lips and allows his head to rest against the cool tile behind him. “And in terms of, you know, this,” he says, gesturing between himself and the politician, “here. There’s something here, right?”

    And he really didn’t mean for it to come out sounding sexual, but as much as he criticizes Shiv for her “fuck me” eyes, Roman is still hyper-aware of the way his eyelids droop a bit as he says it.

    [or: a reimagining of the bathroom scene between roman & jeryd in episode 7. we were all thinking it...someone needed to be brave enough to write it<3]

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    “What,” Loki manages, “do you want me to look like? Or who do you want me to be?”'

    Mobius seems confused. “What...what do you mean?”

    “I mean—do you have a fantasy? A type? A celebrity crush?”

    “I’m—not sure what you’re asking.”

    or: it’s Loki’s and Mobius’s first time, and Loki expects that Mobius only wants him because he can shapeshift. (Loki is wrong.)

     

    chapter 2: mobius forgets.

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    Anne sets Eddie up on a date, which means that Eddie has to have the sex talk with Venom that he had been dreading. Comedy, drama, and, eventually, smut ensues.

    Read beginning notes before each chapter for detailed content warnings. Tags are also pretty detailed.

    chapter 5 (i.e. the “porn” part of “porn with plot”) has been posted! ;)

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