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"So I imagine you'd like to take advantage while you have the chance," Tav teases him.
"Take advantage?" Astarion repeats incredulously. "I want to hollow out the entirety of you with my teeth until there's absolutely nothing left. I want to curl up and die inside of your wet, open, ridiculously humongous corpse."
Tav tucks a strand of hair behind one of Astarion's delicately pointed ears. "That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me."
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15 Aug 2024
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escape artist by Yuu_chi for castiiron
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
27 Feb 2018
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These days Katsuki’s two-step plan to avoiding his problems looks like this:
Step one: if a problem arises, the first course of action is explosions. (What? He’s an improved person not a new one, sometimes the best approach in life is the classic one.)
Step two: if step one fails, pretend like it worked. The problem is now dead to him, refuse to acknowledge its continued existence until it has the gall to try and blow up in his face.
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- Part 1 of irresistible force
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08 Aug 2024
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Professor Graham's Cheekbones Hotty & Extraordinary Foodie Husband by TheSilverQueen
Fandoms: Hannibal (TV)
30 Mar 2020
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Online classes due to the quarantine are how Professor Graham's students learn that: 1) Professor Graham has a cute dog; 2) Professor Graham is married; and 3) Professor Graham's husband is smoking hot.
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- Part 1 of Hannigram in Quarantine
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- English
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27 Feb 2023
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the art of embarrassing your fellow harbinger by diaphthora
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Sep 2022
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Scaramouche cleared his throat and, in the mildest tone he’d ever heard Scaramouche use in his life, said, “Idiot, the others keep bringing those books up because your reactions are so extreme every time.”
He kicked Childe’s leg lightly, “If you don’t react, they’ll get bored.”
He blurted out, “Easy for you to say, you’re not the one bursting into tears and begging for a hard cock up his ass every other line.”
Shit. He shouldn’t have said that.
Scaramouche turned bright red and spluttered, “w-what the fuck, you’re reading it?”
Childe scrambled for an excuse, “I had to know! Dottore and Pantalone won’t shut up about it, and it’s me in that novel.”
Or: Someone's writing porn about Childe and Scaramouche and it's ruining Childe's life
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27 Dec 2022
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on the matters of family by setosdarkness for Manik_Semiramis
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
17 Jan 2021
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“My darling son, if you simply wish for a loyal companion, I can just give you several dogs. At least they come house-trained.”
Five times Verlaine disapproved of Dazai making the moves on his precious, precious son, plus the one time that he disapproved the hardest.
[or: a family sitcom with: overprotective dad Verlaine, chill dad Rimbaud, oblivious Chuuya and thirsty Dazai]
[in Russian!]Series
- Part 134 of soukoku AUs
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08 Jul 2022
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make you enter cloud-nine by yunjin (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Apr 2021
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lisa wants to teach jean how to squirt.
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20 May 2022
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the inherent romance of classical conditioning (or, the fine art of emotional recognition) by pseudoanalytics
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
26 Feb 2020
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It's stupid. Atsumu isn't a romantic, no matter how many times he's imagined laying Sakusa out and finally really touching him.
So there's no explanation for why Atsumu is constantly stuck thinking about brushing his fingertips against the meat of Sakusa's palms or the prominent tendons in his freaky wrists.
There's no explanation for why doing dishes sets off a warm burn in his ribcage, or why when he smells disinfectant he inhales like he's walking past a bakery.
Yer doin' this to me, he thinks furiously, as Sakusa derails his thoughts with kisses that come more and more frequently now. Yer conditionin' me, and I can't stop it.
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06 Apr 2021