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    When morning came, Lucifer felt warm and happy in a way he hadn’t in a very long time. He laid there wrapped around something and tried to recall the events after the disastrous meeting with the sins, when he suddenly felt a shift in whatever he had a hold of. Everything that happened came crashing back as his eyes shot open. Alastor was still asleep and lying on his side with his face buried in Lucifer’s chest and Lucifer was trying very hard to stay calm so that his heart didn’t wake the deer as he tried to figure out what to do. First step was to snap them both clean, he thought, noticing that his thigh was wet and sticky from where it was entwined between Alastor’s longer ones.
    Next step was to snap the wayward article of clothing into nice fold piles on the nightstands on either side of the bed. Yeah, these steps were easy.
    Last step was to figure out what the fuck was he going to say when the deer…oh, he’s awake.
    Lucifer felt his entire body freeze when he noticed red eyes slowly open and look around in a daze.
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    After a drunken night, Lucifer and Alastor are forced to navigate their way through a change in their relationship. The Universe doesn't make it easy for them.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    After months of being entangled with one King of Hell, Alastor makes a discovery that could, in fact, change the very routine he has grown used to. Is he even ready for this?

    Now he has no idea how to tell the man he adores that they are expecting, and his thoughts provide no helpful suggestions either.

    Could this day get any worse?

    [I am not great at summaries]

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    04 Feb 2026

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    No one knew that the Queen of Hell had a king. They didn't realize that Lady Lilith was not the Fallen angel who Hell was created to contain.

    Alastor wasn't new to Hell, not even close. But even he could tell that the little songbird in the palace gardens didn't belong there.

    AU where Lucifer was sheltered from Hell by Lilith.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    After being used as a battery in Vox's "Might of Lilith" machine, Lucifer wakes up sick, weak, and experiencing changes to his body he can't explain.

    When Alastor volunteers to monitor his recovery, neither of them realizes that a moment of unconscious contact during their rescue has resulted in an impossible consequence.

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