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oh no he's hot by DoctorBitchcraft (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
28 May 2024
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Dazai spent a lot of time thinking about Chuuya Nakahara. He had been a pain in his ass for years now, he was absolutely infuriating and one of the few people in this world who could really get under his skin. But after catching Chuuya with another man Dazai can't get the other man from his head.
Basically, Dazai finds out Chuuya fucks men and can't stop thinking about having sex with his old partner.
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five times the foxes didn't know where the money was coming from + the one time they figured it out by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
01 May 2024
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The Foxes were used to weird shit happening. Vandalism they understood. A five-foot goal keeper, why not? A teammate murdering someone with their own racquet? Makes sense, but mysterious donor paying off their bills and buying them things? Now, that was weird.
Basically, the Foxes not realizing that Neil is actually rich as hell.
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you said you'd come and get me by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: The Goldfinch - Donna Tartt
28 Apr 2024
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Despite himself, Theo hoped Boris would follow. Boris had followed him everywhere else. He followed him home each day after school. He followed him into danger, and to bed. Hell, he even followed him into the bathroom sometimes.
He would see his best friend again.
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What's The Opposite of Chosen family? by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: All For The Game - Nora Sakavic
20 Apr 2024
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Five times Jeremy didn't understand the relationship between Jean and Neil Josten, and the one time he figured it out.
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Matilda by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
23 Mar 2023
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Jesper knew Wylan was a private person, but he hadn't realized just how much his boyfriend was hiding until Kaz outs him as the runaway son of one of the most powerful men in the city.
Basically- Jesper learning about Wylan's past but set after S&B season 2 so they're already together.
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Secrets by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency), JustAnotherObesessedFanPerson
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
28 Mar 2017
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Secrets by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
27 Oct 2015
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After a mix-up leaves Hayden with the wrong phone for three days, he ends up learning more about Ilya Rozanov and his secret girlfriend, Jane.
Another Hayden-Finds-Out, because we can't have too many.
*now with the extra continuing Hayden-Rozanov friendship text threads*
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- Part 1 of Haydenov Phone Swap
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Bookmarked by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
13 Jan 2026
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since you've been home, see what you have become by Mici (noharlembeat)
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
21 May 2016
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It wasn’t ever supposed to be Declan; that was just an unhappy mistake. Ronan had called Maura and Calla, initially, and they agreed to watch Opal while Adam toured Harvard and Ronan accompanied him. But then one of the pipes at Fox Way burst, and Maura told Ronan that it didn’t matter if Opal was housebroken, they had bigger things to worry about.
Then Gansey, who was normally so reliable as a backup, was called back to D.C. and he apologized but he absolutely had to go, because after the disaster on the day of the demon, he owed his mom. Henry Cheng was right out, because as far as Ronan could gather, Henry Cheng couldn’t feed himself and got kidnapped while wearing boxers, and the most responsible thing about him was a non-sentient bee.
He was about to cancel, with all apologies to Adam, when Adam called Declan and Declan talked to Adam and the next thing Ronan knew, his brother was coming to the Barns.
or: Adam goes touring colleges, and Ronan comes along. And Opal, well. She stays with Declan.Bookmarked by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
08 Jan 2026
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Charles is flummoxed when Edwin reveals that he considers relieving himself of his virginity after hating himself for so long for his desires.
What's a good friend to do but offer to be the afterlife's best wingman?
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Bookmarked by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
03 Jan 2026
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Adam doesn’t know what he wants, and Ronan wants whatever he can have.
(AKA, Ronan Lynch’s meditations on true love.)
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Bookmarked by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
28 Dec 2025
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Don't Stop Tweeting (Hold On To That Feeling) by beetlesandstars, twoslicetoast
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
11 Aug 2025
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Eddie: What do you mean you told Buck he was “lucky enough” to have grown up in a “post-glee” world?
Did you actually think that was going to help Buck reconcile this Tommy with the Tommy that hurt someone he used to deeply care about? Or are you paid commission by FOX?Josh: Put your claws away, Diaz
We can agree to disagree about my methodsEddie: I don’t even know where to start
Josh: Season 1 Episode 1: Pilot
Eddie: Blocked.
Or: Eddie creates an anonymous Twitter account and watches Glee (out of spite). Discourse ensues.
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- Part 9 of 9-1-1 chat fics
Bookmarked by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
11 Dec 2025