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#BostonsBannedBangers by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Jul 2026
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There are many privileges to being the Captain of an NHL team. Respect, better money, fame, and for Ilya Rozanov: the power to ban your teammates from playing shitty songs in your presence, or even banning them from playing songs that remind you of your decade from situationship, who suddenly ended things and replaced you with a movie star girlfriend.
A social media fic in which Ilya goes from occasionally banning songs to banning just about every breakup song in existence, and the internet is really starting to worry about his well-being.
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You Better Hide Your Love by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Jul 2026
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Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are teammates, charity co-founders and ex-rivals. They are definitely not dating, and are obviously both super heterosexual.
It's a new season and Lily (Shane's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his Captain Ilya Rozanov) has decided to join the group chat for the spouses and partners of Ottawa Centaurs, which Jane (Ilya Rozanov's very real girlfriend, who is definitely not his alternate Captain Shane Hollander) is already a member of.What could go wrong?
( The sequel to "I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you")
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- Part 3 of SAP 4 U
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💸What happens in the secret gambling chat, stays in the secret gambling chat💸 by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Jun 2026
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Missing scenes from part one of my SAP series.
Aka what the other Ottawa spouses and partners think is going on with “Jane”
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- Part 2 of SAP 4 U
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I just need a quiet place where I can scream how I love you by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 May 2026
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Shane gets added to the Ottawa WAG chat not long after Ilya joins the team, fully intending on replying as little as possible. Instead, he finds himself with an unexpected support system when coming out to his teammates goes wrong, and he finds himself traded across the continent.
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- Part 1 of SAP 4 U
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Operation Janebear by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Feb 2026
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James @JamesSDaniels24 · 1hr ago
What the fuck is Janebear, and why is it trending under sports?
2.5K retweets 615 quote tweets 4.5K likes
The internet searches for the couple responsible for the viral Reddit posts, and Ilya and Shane address the rumours....in their own way.Series
- Part 6 of Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures
Recent series
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SAP 4 U by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Jul 2026
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Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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“Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”
Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….
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- 2,637
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Secrets by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency), JustAnotherObesessedFanPerson
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
28 Mar 2017
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- 123,534
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- 3
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Secrets by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
27 Oct 2015
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- Works:
- 1
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What a disaster it would be if you discovered that I cared by booronica
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
08 Aug 2026
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Shane would say it was an accident that he swiped right on Ilya’s profile. And when his heart started to race at the immediate match, he would say it was just because he felt bad. What if this guy thought that Shane was into him? Sexually?
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Shane's not gay, he just wants to be friends with Ilya, obviously.
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on the tip of my tongue by notexactlylegal
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
08 Aug 2026
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“I guess I’m just feeling a little behind? And now everyone is so far ahead of me, I wish I could just have someone who…” he stops himself, before he says too much. He tries to laugh it off. “I don’t even know. I barely know what I’m saying.”
“You wish you had someone who can show you?” Ilya catches on.
“Maybe,” Shane says, voice barely louder than a whisper. “It doesn't matter, though. It’s stupid. Let’s just sleep, okay?”
Ilya is quiet and Shane thinks the conversation has come to an end. That is, until Ilya speaks again. “I could do it.”
Shane’s heart stops. What the hell does that mean? “Do what?” he laughs, nervously.
“I could show you.”
- or, shane and ilya are childhood friends and ilya offers to teach shane all about sex. they definitely, totally do NOT have feelings for each other. right?
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This whole story is written and will be uploaded every 2-3 days.
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Looking for a fun time.
I'm interested in men wanting to give up control. If you're inexperienced and want to explore that side of yourself, I'm willing to show the way to eager good boys. Beware - I'm not a gentle teacher.or
Ilya Rozanov plays for Boston Raiders, Shane Hollander plays for Montreal Metros. They meet, unaware of the other's identity, on an app where they develop a casual sexual relationship.
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I'm Straight! (you were not yesterday) by SparkingBrakelights
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Aug 2026
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Shane and Ilya decide to come out by building up their public friendship and slowly starting to hint at a relationship.
One of these men is chronically read as straight and the other is Ilya Rozanov.
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- English
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- 15,849
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- 15/15
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Bookmarked by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
17 Mar 2026
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On Borrowed Knees by callmewildfire
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
06 Aug 2026
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Ilya never made it to the cottage.
Ilya Rozanov spent nine years in exile, convincing himself that disappearing was an act of protection. But when he returns to the NHL and signs with the Ottawa Centaurs, the team led by Shane Hollander, his former rival and secret love, he learns that distance has changed nothing. Their bodies still remembers. The air between them still crackles.
Shane Hollander has built a life of careful normalcy: a captain's role, a dog named Anya, the performance of a man who doesn't need anything from anyone. But Ilya's return unmakes all of it in a single moment of eye contact.
As proximity forces them closer to the truth they've been avoiding, Ilya and Shane has to finally confront the question that has haunted them both for years: Was the silence ever protection, or only destruction in disguise?
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- English
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- 51,594
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- 24/?
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Bookmarked by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
05 Aug 2026