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    Uploaded to one of the biggest sports broadcasts in the entire industry, the Metro's are blindsided when texts between Shane and Rozanov are leaked one afternoon. They're even more surprised to find how many they have, how far back they span, and just how intimate they are.

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    “You know what I’m thinking about?” JJ asked with no specific person in mind.

    “Please don’t say Ilya’s thighs,” Hayden pleaded, pinching the bridge of his nose.

    “First of all, ew, no,” he replied instantly. “Second of all, don’t call him Ilya, it’s weird.”

    “It’s his name!” Hayden retorted, defensively. “We should get used to using it considering he and Shane are…you know.”

    Sleeping together sounded crass, but dating seemed too romantic, too. Not that there hadn’t been some pretty romantic texts to sort through. He couldn’t really figure out what the word that felt best was, or if there even was one.

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    07 Aug 2026

  2. Rec *

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    Several MLH players have their phones hacked.

    Most people find embarrassing photos.

    Ilya Rozanov accidentally leaks five years' worth of sex reviews.

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    You know that TikTok trend where people rate how good the sex was in front of their partner?

    Yeah. It's that.

     

    UPDATED: (second chapter) July 12, 2026

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    06 Aug 2026

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    Shane Hollander doesn't know what he is. He knows what he wants. For a long time, he tells himself those are different things.

    Ilya Rozanov knows what he is. He can't control what he wants. For a long time, he tells himself those are the same thing.

    They’re just boys who handle it badly—from a junior tournament in Canada to the NHL draft to the moment a security camera at the end of a hallway changes everything

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    Shane and Ilya are discovered before they even play their first game

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    07 Aug 2026

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    “You were looking at the picture of your ex-girlfriend with tears in your eyes and your cock in my ass. That’s messier than I want to deal with.”
    Ilya made a noise in the back of his throat. “I am not messy.”
    “You are. And that’s okay. You do you, buddy.” What the actual fuck was happening? “I agree it was a good stress relief, but it’s not a good idea to repeat. I’m glad we’re on the same page.”

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    Ilya is trying to fuck a heartbreak out of his system. Shane dismisses him before Ilya can reject him, and now he has something to prove.

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    05 Aug 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 88

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    “I- I fucked Ilya” He doesn't know a better way to say it.

    “I knew it!!” Rose says with a laugh, swinging her uno cards in the air.

    “Nooo,” Hayden complains rather comically, putting down his card.

    Something about the small crowd’s undivided attention, or the barely there buzz from the weed has Shane wanting to say more. He licks his bottom lip, before going to sit by Rose.

    “He’s a great kisser.”

    “What???” Every single one of them call out. He pauses in a kneeling position, taken a back by the unison.

    or: Shane is dealing with a fresh break up. He meets Ilya at a party not knowing the full extent of his reputation. Ilya doesn't hold up to it anyways.

    orr: Ilya doesn't kiss his hooks up. Shane is an anomaly.

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    06 Aug 2026

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    Not proud of it, but man enough to admit it: Ilya Rozanov loves a bit of locker room gossip.

    That is, until he discovers that his overly disciplined, no-nonsense hockey captain has a crush on him—and can’t seem to think about anything else.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    “I guess I’m just feeling a little behind? And now everyone is so far ahead of me, I wish I could just have someone who…” he stops himself, before he says too much. He tries to laugh it off. “I don’t even know. I barely know what I’m saying.”

    “You wish you had someone who can show you?” Ilya catches on.

    “Maybe,” Shane says, voice barely louder than a whisper. “It doesn't matter, though. It’s stupid. Let’s just sleep, okay?”

    Ilya is quiet and Shane thinks the conversation has come to an end. That is, until Ilya speaks again. “I could do it.”

    Shane’s heart stops. What the hell does that mean? “Do what?” he laughs, nervously.

    “I could show you.”

     

    - or, shane and ilya are childhood friends and ilya offers to teach shane all about sex. they definitely, totally do NOT have feelings for each other. right?

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    This whole story is written and will be uploaded every 2-3 days.

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    05 Aug 2026

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  8. Public Bookmark 52

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    Shane would say it was an accident that he swiped right on Ilya’s profile. And when his heart started to race at the immediate match, he would say it was just because he felt bad. What if this guy thought that Shane was into him? Sexually?

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    Shane's not gay, he just wants to be friends with Ilya, obviously.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    Shane doesn't need a new flatmate. In fact, he's adamant that he'd rather go the rest of his life without one at all. But fate does not listen to him, when it drops Ilya into his life.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov can't help but linger outside his bedroom door every night just to talk to his hot new roommate, Shane Hollander, even if Shane isn't the most chatty at first.

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    05 Aug 2026

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    Ilya never made it to the cottage.

    Ilya Rozanov spent nine years in exile, convincing himself that disappearing was an act of protection. But when he returns to the NHL and signs with the Ottawa Centaurs, the team led by Shane Hollander, his former rival and secret love, he learns that distance has changed nothing. Their bodies still remembers. The air between them still crackles.

    Shane Hollander has built a life of careful normalcy: a captain's role, a dog named Anya, the performance of a man who doesn't need anything from anyone. But Ilya's return unmakes all of it in a single moment of eye contact.

    As proximity forces them closer to the truth they've been avoiding, Ilya and Shane has to finally confront the question that has haunted them both for years: Was the silence ever protection, or only destruction in disguise?

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    05 Aug 2026

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    “I think we’re stuck,” Scott replied gravely. 
    “What?” Hollander yelped, looking around the elevator like the walls were going to start closing in. Rozanov scoffed. 
    “Let me see.” He shouldered past Scott to the buttons and did exactly what Scott had done with the same result. “Oh.” 
    “Yeah, oh.” Scott sighed. What a mess.

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    Scott, Shane, and Ilya get stuck in an elevator. Shenanigans ensue

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    05 Aug 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov has been drafted by Boston, the number one pick overall, but his father doesn't want him moving to America and so takes steps to block his visa. He's going to have to go back to Russia and stay there forever and that, thinks Shane Hollander, is wrong.

    It's so wrong that Shane can't stop himself from doing something about it. Even though that something is the most reckless, the only reckless thing he's ever done in his life. He marries Rozanov in secret, to keep him out of Russia and put him on a path to Canadian citizenship.

    Shane's got a five-year plan to get him there and when you have a plan nothing can go wrong. Right? Right. When you have a solid plan and a marriage that's on paper only there's no risk of feelings getting involved. Not on Rozanov's part and certainly not on Shane's.

    Right???

    (or, the story of how Shane Hollander fell in love with his own husband)

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    03 Aug 2026

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    Marlow: man...

    Connors: that's unexpected 

    Marlow: 407 times? Jeff Buckley? 

     

    Or: Ilya gets exposed as a loverboy via Spotify Wrapped

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Sumary: “You think I am a slut, yes? Do you have a problem with sluts Hollander?” Ilya makes no effort to lower his voice to accommodate the environment, despite the lecture-hall filling up around them.
    “What?” Shane chokes on his breath, somehow this conversation is taking an even worse turn than expected. No, of course not, I don’t care how many people you sleep with.”
    Shane kind of does care, but not for the reasons that Ilya is insinuating.

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    College friends - Ilya has sex for sport, and Shane just doesn't understand what all the fuss is about. Ilya, obviously, isn’t going to let that stand. // What's so great about sex anyway??

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    02 Aug 2026

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    @IlyaRozanovOfficial✅ Happy to announce that I WILL be pounding Shane Hollander tonight! That ass is MINE!

    @CliffMarleau✅Brother, please ask me before you post shit like this.

    @BostonWAGOneDay pounding him into… the boards… right? RIGHT?

    @HollanderBabe24 in my dreams 🙏🙏🙏

    @HockeyFan81 PLEASE have someone proof-read this man’s Tweets.

    @IllyaRozanovOfficial✅ what is ‘proof-read’? Internet tells me this mean
    fix errors. What error? I said what I said.

    @HockeyFan81 I’M SCREAMING

    OR: Instead of just hooking up at the CCM shoot, Shane and Ilya start a serious relationship the summer before their rookie season. They are not public about their relationship, but Ilya sees no reason to lie when people ask him what he thinks of his biggest rival. Maybe it’s the Russian accent, though, because for some reason, everyone thinks he's joking.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Twitter, June 16th, 2018

    Andy Coleman Sportsnet @AndyJColeman
    Hearing reports that the Voyageurs are looking to trade Hollander. Will update as this develops.

    Émile @OleVoyageursOle
    Replying to @AndyJColeman
    oh so we’re at that point in the off-season where you just start talking out of your ass huh

    Or: It’s the summer of 2018. To the disbelief of the public, rumors claiming that the Montreal Voyageurs will be trading Shane Hollander begin circulating online.

    As is often the case with professional hockey, Montreal’s loss is Boston’s gain.

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Rose Landry’s iCloud account is compromised in a series of targeted hacks and her locked folders become a topic of intense discussion. And wait, is that Ilya Rozanov’s dog?

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    02 Aug 2026

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    Shane Hollander doesn't understand why everyone thinks he and Ilya Rozanov hate each other. He's pretty sure that in all the years they've been playing in the league together, they've never even talked before.

    Well, he's kind of sure. He thinks he would remember. He would remember something about Rozanov, if it was really important.

    Right?

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    02 Aug 2026

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    “If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?” Quickly, Ilya adds, “Don’t say that you want to know if you win the Cup.”

    “Why not? What if that’s my answer?”

    “Is so boring, Hollander. Of course you want to know this. But Ilya Rozanov and Boston Raiders exist in this world, so crystal ball says, so sad, but no.”

    “Fuck off. What are these questions even for, anyway? Are you interviewing me for something? Wouldn’t you have to, like, tell me if you were?”

    Ilya is quick to assure Hollander before his paranoia takes him right out of this phone call. “It is not for interview, Hollander. I am just wondering. Answer the question.”

    “And I can’t say that I would want to know whether I win the Cup.”

    “Yes, other than that.”

    “I guess… I guess I would want to know, like, am I happy?”

     


     
    Ilya reads an article about 36 questions that are supposed to make people fall in love. He decides to ask them to Shane.

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    02 Aug 2026

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