Sromota

Medieval monk in sunglasses



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    Xavier is trying to go up the corporate ladder. That means long meetings, projects with approaching deadlines, and a lot of overtime. He isn't certain if he's more stressed, exhausted, or tired of the monotony of it all. And on top of that, he's not getting any.

    Then one day, he finds a suspicious e-mail in his work inbox. Attached, is a picture of an ass sticking out of a wall, and a set of coordinates.

    Could it be real?

    Technically, this belongs to a series. But it's standalone.

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    15 Apr 2024

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    “Bonnet,” Izzy snapped, “spit it out. What the fuck kind of ‘pirate skill’ could you not fucking wait to learn until morning? Need some fucking pointers on the fine art of buggery?”

    A brilliantly red flush appeared on Bonnet’s fair skin, rising up from his chest. It suffused across his neck and crawled upwards, covering his cheeks and even the tips of his ears.

    Izzy felt his eyes grow to the size of doubloons.

    “You can’t be fucking serious!”

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    07 Dec 2023

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    Izzy mentoring Bonnet through buggery, the fanfiction.

  3. Public Bookmark 81

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    Mary and Ed have the hots for each other, and Doug has never forgotten how Stede pinned him to a table. When these four rip off the canvas shrouding their desires, they make magic. ✨ Sexy bisexual magic. ✨

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  4. Public Bookmark 14

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    The room is purple, golden, white.

    Pitch black.

    He can barely hear the fireworks over the rush of blood inside his head, over the crazy drumming of his frantic heart.

    For the OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH KINKTOBER 2023

    Day 19: Over-stimulation | Gagging | “Shhhhh.”

    SPOILERS TO SEASON 2 (especially eps 6 and 7)!

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    23 Oct 2023

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    Runner up for Fav What-happened-after-the-fade-to-black Scene Award. The prize is my painful satisfaction.

  5. Rec *

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    One summer day, two unlikely paths cross in the alley behind Bonnet Group’s towering skyscraper: Stede is at the end of his rope, and Ed’s just taking a smoke break. Of course, after they’ve become inseparable, Ed’s past catches up to him as Stede tries to find a way out of his own obligations, and the solace they’ve found in each other is threatened.

     
    “You’re freaking out in here,” Lucius says, shutting the door behind himself. He grabs two rocks glasses from the bar cart and a decanter of the good whisky and sets it all on Stede’s desk.

    “Astute,” Stede declares. “I’ve asked Ed on a date.”

    “Ooh, Mr. Mechanic?” Lucius simpers, and Stede blushes. “Haven’t you two been dating for weeks?”

    “Wh—No, we’re friends!” He says.

    “Oh, my God, you can’t be serious,” Lucius says.

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    01 Jun 2022

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    Best fic ever, had to skip chapters because I am a big baby and was scared for them.