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Lister stops dead in his tracks, just inside the doorway to their sleeping quarters, a grin spreading across his face. He leans back against the door, arms crossed over his chest, and watches his bunkmate in silence for a moment, trying to process exactly what he’s seeing.
“Oi,” he calls out, nodding towards Rimmer with a smirk, “training for the Bolshoi, are we?”
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Rimmer wants to learn to fight. Lister offers to teach him.
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It's that time of year again! More vignettes based on the 31 Smegtober prompts.
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Note: Most of what I write will be SFW, but some chapters may have dark or triggering content/implications. CW or TW will be posted in the notes of relevant chapters.
Days 1 - 5: Tie / Privacy / Bet / Contaminate / Body Swap
Days 6 - 10: Red Alert / Claustrophobic / Guilt / Nostalgia / Restraint
Days 11 - 15: Fantasies / T-shirt / In the Dark / Holidays / What if...?
Days 16 - 20: Fever / Tease / Comfort / Morning / Planet Leave
Days 21 - 25: Fear / Self-care / Ultimatum / Drunk / Hidden Talent
Dys 26 - 31:Secrets / Combats / Scars / Space Corps / Home / HungryChallenge deemed completed at 25/31 prompts. Hope you enjoyed!
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Another series of Red Dwarf one shots. This year's prompt list by me, inspired by an idea by Tumblr user @a-literal-toaster-wtf.
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(Find my contributions to Smegtober 2023 here.)
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For my first foray into fanfic in literally a decade, I've opted to give Smegtober 2023 a try.
These are heavily Rimmer/Lister-centric, with appearances by very few other characters.
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Content will not get any more suggestive/explicit than show canon.(Smegtober 2023 prompt list created by Tumblr user @a-literal-toaster-wtf)
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When the dreams started coming, George didn't know what else to do.
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Sometimes living with Rimmer is like having something stuck in your teeth.
two men completely incapable of having a sincere discussion about their emotions start getting off together
Bookmarked by StrangeAndOffPutting
11 Feb 2026
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Set after the events of "Only The Good," the surviving crew members of Red Dwarf begin to reassemble their lives while Rimmer fends off an identity crisis.
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- Part 1 of IX
Bookmarked by StrangeAndOffPutting
01 Feb 2026
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“Menopausal medications s’pposed to have estrogen.” The words are hushed as he looks through the warnings.
Lots and lots of warnings.
Ah well.
You only live once.
transfember - butterflies
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- Part 7 of transfember 2025
- Language:
- English
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- 459
- Chapters:
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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Bookmarked by StrangeAndOffPutting
31 Jan 2026
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Forced into pursuit to rescue the Cat and Kryten, Lister and Rimmer uncover the solution to an old mystery. Featuring beaches, copious alcohol, revenge, and licentiousness. Not necessarily in that order.
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- 8,205
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- 1/1
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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- Bookmarks:
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- Hits:
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Bookmarked by StrangeAndOffPutting
30 Jan 2026
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After three million years, the hologram personality disks are reaching the end of their life and need to be copied onto new media. Unfortunately Holly's verification circuits got frazzled so that task falls to the crew, and Rimmer is faced with the very real possibility that Lister might discover his darkest secret.
The stories in this series are sequential, but can be read as stand-alone or can be skipped as you wish and should still make sense.
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Bookmarked by StrangeAndOffPutting
28 Jan 2026

