Sweetflower
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It’s such a nonsensical thing to do, to touch and feel the other squirming beneath him. To devour delighted, mischievous gasps and breathless laughs that devolve into something shameless and wanting. They are Cookies crafted by godly creators, not common beasts that rut and mate in the fields to bear offspring. There is no point in this. Their bodies are not made for this.
Yet each time Shadow Milk’s hands pass over his hips, each time they dip lower and tease new form into being - Pure Vanilla cannot help but feel he was made for this and this alone.
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24 Jan 2026
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In which Sage of Truth-esque Shadow Milk (not a soul jam holder) finds himself as the Beast of Deceit
Shadow Milk was a ‘normal cookie’; he often found it funny that he shared the same name as a character from a novel he read. Friends and students alike frequently teased him for it. But alas, he was a teacher at heart, and there was no way in his mind that he would torment someone so kind-hearted who believed in the truth.
After all, Pure Vanilla was such a charming character that he was swayed by his lowest and cried at his peaks when he overcame his suffering.
This is why it was distressing to find himself as an astral projection watching over Pure Vanilla in a world where he was still known as “Healer Cookie.”
With a book in his hands, he was given a checklist of requirements. Oh- He was Shadow Milk Cookie, from the novel. Shouldn’t he be given a script? Witches, where would he even begin? He was a performer at heart, but in something so life-like, he might have been given an impossible task.
Please let this be a lie, or a dream. Yes, a dream was better.
Updates weekly.
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23 Jan 2026
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Shadow milk had raged at such an offer. Friends? What a cheap trick, oldest one in the book! Though he wondered.. what if pure vanilla had been actually truthful?
What a joke. 'Friends' HA! As if he'd fall for that.
Never again.
OR post beast yeast 8-30, shadow milk needs to deal with his (ugh) emotions, specifically surrounding a certain cookie.
This will eventually have shadowvanilla in it, just gotta get that slow burn redemption started somewhere first
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- Part 1 of You know you're better than this
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19 Jan 2026
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Trending
1 – Trending
#WHAT THE FUCK
Trending with Pure Vanilla Cookie, Shadow Milk Cookie
or: earthbread deals with #shadownilla
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- Part 9 of the absolute truth, and nothing less
Bookmarked by Sweetflower
17 Jan 2026
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It Takes the Truth to Fool Me by Calxe
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
14 Nov 2025
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Shadow Milk Cookie appears in Musutafu, Japan, and hasn't a clue on what being a human is like. Maybe he should attend a human school to try and learn?
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In which Shadow Milk Cookie will follow the young heroes of UA on their wonderful journey (and perhaps place the seeds of doubt and chaos in their minds), probably end up murdering someone, and try to take down hero society! Because, what better way to destroy one's enemies than to tear them apart from the inside?
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Also a place where I'm just going to end up rambling about Headcanons in the notes lol
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I'm not dead I swear this is still getting updates I'm just slow as fuck with writing (slow updates)
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Title from the song "I Can't Decide" by Scissor Sisters
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- Part 1 of God of Falsehoods
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Bookmarked by Sweetflower
15 Jan 2026