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    Originally inspired by @thatfunkyopossum on Tumblr.

    This is purely Crack take Seriously. Each ficlet attempts to focus on one particularly interesting physical aspect of each of the Command Squad plus Jesse. More characters may be added, as ideas arrive, so keep an eye out!
    One important note:

    All of these are to be considered Cannon for a personal AU of ours currently in the works- so please don't freak, too much, when something weird pops up.

     

    Created by: TexWash and Bass0w0n

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    Lifting his head to ask just what is so funny, Lance’s words catch in his throat. He blinks when he sees it, almost hoping it will disappear the next time he opens his eyes. But the universe hates him because it remains swinging around Keith’s neck. A golden ring on a thin silver chain, unmistakably a wedding ring.

    Something crashes down into Lance’s stomach.

    His heart most likely.

    “You’re married?” Lance’s voice is thick when he speaks. He’s surprised he even can, to be honest.

    (or a time travel AU)

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    25 Feb 2026

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    While taking readings of a strange temporal anomaly surrounding a wormhole, Keith and Lance find themselves face to face with their past. While trying to hide the future from their past selves, they find out some news that makes things that much more difficult.

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    “You thinking alternate realities again?” Lance asked Keith, finally looking over the crowd.

    “No.” Keith said slowly, “We were taking readings on a temporal anomaly, Lance.”

    “Right…”

    “You do know what ‘temporal’ means, right?”

    After a beat, Lance replied with a long “Oooh.” as realization struck him. Before he could say anything else, the green paladin stepped forward.

    “Temporal anomaly? So you guys are us from another time?” She seemed overly excited about that idea, and Lance couldn’t help but grin at her.

    “That, my dear baby Pidgeon, is exactly what we’re thinking.”

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    24 Feb 2026

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    “Team, there’s —“

    A sniper.

    The barrel of their gun extended into the harsh sunlight.

    Aimed straight at Lance.

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    23 Feb 2026

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    "Truly hideous, those eyes," Om'e murmured, as if to themselves. "May Ahnos accept this offering."

    Distantly, Keith was aware that he was crying.

    And then he wasn't aware of anything at all.

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    The Jedi turns, but Cody is already there. He’s drawn their lightsaber, the red blade cutting through the darkness, reflections dancing off the black of his armour. He looks beautiful.

    She looks between them and she makes the wrong choice.

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