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Control isn't the only thing Draco Malfoy has lost. But he will get it back. He will get everything back.
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31 Dec 2025
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Draco stumbles across a memory-wiped Hermione in a small muggle town. He should probably tell someone - people are looking for her, no doubt.
But it turns out that without her memory of him, Hermione actually seems to like Draco. He can even make her smile, and that makes him feel things he’d rather not examine.
Maybe he’ll wait to tell anyone, just for a little while.
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29 Dec 2025
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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01 Dec 2025
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Three years after Voldemort’s defeat at the Battle of Hogwarts, there is a new force terrorizing the Wizarding World. Bellatrix followed in her master’s footsteps and created Horcruxes of her own. However, she’s not just eager to finish her Lord’s plan…oh no, she has plans that go well beyond what Voldemort ever dreamed, and everyone should be terrified.
After Draco Malfoy turned spy for the Order and helped defeat Voldemort, he was pardoned for his prior crimes. The only stipulation being that he must work with the Order to defeat Bellatrix once and for all. But doing this will put him in much closer proximity to Hermione Granger: the woman he has been hopelessly in love with since sixth year… the woman whose trust he betrayed… the woman whose hand is now intertwined with Ron Weasley's. How will Draco handle the situation? Will he handle it with the poise his pureblood upbringing instilled in him, or will he succumb to his jealousy?
🌹✨NOW COMPLETE✨🌹
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- Part 1 of MSTM Universe
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28 Nov 2025
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This was not part of Draco Malfoy's plans. He did not expect this when he adjusted his cuff-links that morning before floo'ing to the Ministry. He has barely been at work for more than a couple of hours when he is summoned to St. Mungo's, as his friend's medical proxy. Sure, he learns that Theo will be just fine the moment he arrives, but he is still rather incensed because of Theo's carelessnes. And then he got lost in one of the wards, and grew less than impressed with the medical staff, but that is neither here nor there.
The point is; Fuck Theo.
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- Part 1 of Fucking EVERYONE At Some Point
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05 Nov 2025