ThatoneCrow
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Louis de Pointe du Lac: successful businessman. Eligible bachelor. Chronically single. His friends say it's because his expectations are too high but what the fuck do they know? He knows what he wants- what he needs- and that is the bare minimum: perfection. He will definitely find perfection, too, he's just got to figure out how...
Lestat de Lioncourt: wannabe Rock star. Your average, vapid party boy. Sworn off love forever. Finding himself on the verge of being financially disowned by his family for a not-so-welcome career change, Lestat needs money. Fast. What he currently lacks in finances, he makes up for in his ability to flirt. Perhaps that will come in handy...
The two strike a deal. Friction and chaos ensues.
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What Is It To "Deserve" To Be Loved? by ThatoneCrow
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
02 Aug 2026
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Louis didn't want any of the interviews to happen but he didn't want this one to happen most of all. He has never regretted talking to a bright young journalist with a point of view more ever in his life.
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The one where Lestat tells Daniel about his turning and Louis is there to watch.
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Even After Death Do Us Part by ThatoneCrow
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
21 Jul 2026
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It took him long enough, but Louis finally proposed. Now, it's up to Lestat to plan the wedding of the year.
Chaos ensues and things Lestat wishes to forget threaten to throw themselves into the spotlight for everyone to see.
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- Part 2 of May We Never Part
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He Who Lives in My Dreams (Robbing me Of Life) by ThatoneCrow
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
01 Jul 2026
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Lestat sometimes has dreams which wrench him from bed. He tries to hide this fact from Louis but ultimately fails.
He just doesn't want to be alone.
Chapter 1: Lestat ; Chapter 2: Louis (both POVs are of the same scene)
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Was That Enough to Make You Come? (Am I Enough to Make You Stay?) by ThatoneCrow
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
20 Jun 2026
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Three times Louis came to watch Lestat perform, two times he left, and one time he stayed.
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Lestat always being "too much" and, yet, never enough".
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Louis gaped at him. “You…do know what it is I’m asking, right?”
“But of course,” Lestat sniffed. “You want us to move past this oh-so-casual arrangement we have been cultivating for the past years, n’est-ce pas? You want us to date? Well, Louis, my answer is no.”
Lestat plays hard to get. Louis plays along.
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02 Aug 2026
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“Need I remind you,” Louis said, in that same low, cold voice, “that I never married you.”
“Need I remind you,” Lestat snapped, “that you bound yourself to me, in that church, on the altar!”
Now it was Louis’ turn to laugh.
Lestat wears a ring. Louis doesn't. Daniel pries, and gets a bit more than he bargained for.
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02 Aug 2026
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“It is I who should apologize,” Lestat whispered. “I never meant to make you cry. I just did not expect you to react so strongly.”
Louis stared at him.
Lestat had the decency to look abashed, but continued, “You said you wanted to kill me. Still, even now. And besides! It is not like I would actually die.”
Lestat is taking his attempted murder remarkably well. Too well.
Louis is not.
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02 Aug 2026
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There actually aren’t that many birds in Nevada. Not that much gardening, either. What there is is a lot of fucking. Fucking and feeding and surprisingly little fighting. Neither of them actually has much of a green thumb, it turns out, but evening primrose is extremely easy to care for. Louis likes the fantasy of it, though, of remaking the acres of land they now have. Of learning how to get dirty, how to work for something real.
or, louis and lestat's first night in the desert
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26 Jul 2026
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“So you still wanna fuck him,” Daniel said. “Why are you telling me? Just go for it.”
“I don’t want to fuck him,” Louis said.
“Right, I forgot. You don’t wanna fuck him, you wanna date him – you wanna make sweet tender love to him, and renew your vampiric vows. Maybe this time around, you can be the one putting your fist through some poor priest’s head.”
Lestat discovers the wonders of the internet. Louis discovers that, eighty years later, he's still just as normal about Lestat as he has ever been.
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24 Jul 2026