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The deal is a simple one: the power of magic in exchange for Alastor's soul upon his death.
What Lucifer doesn't realise, however, is that Alastor has no intention of dying yet. And now he's given him the power to achieve just that.
After all, who wouldn't want to live forever?
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Rule 63 of the Lucifer Morningstar Survival Handbook: Don't Let Things Cramp Your Style by TheAffableScamp
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Mar 2025
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Lucifer isn't human. She never has been. Her body doesn't run on a 28-day clock.
Alastor's does, though. And when Lucifer finds her in her bed, aroused and moaning, it’s not a shock. Not really.
The pain. The blood. If anything, the Radio Demon’s disinterest in the act of menstruation (whether her own or another’s) would have been far stranger.
But this is war.
And Lucifer cannot let Alastor think she has won.
(Rule 63 radioapple. Now with 100% more period sex!)
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One month after an unfortunate meal of lust demon meat changes everything between them, Alastor and Lucifer find themselves with a new foe on the radar. One that looks suspiciously similar to the Radio Demon himself, and brings back an avalanche of memories and emotions Alastor had thought long buried.
Their new foe in league with Vox, and posing a serious threat to Charlie and her Hotel, it falls to our disagreeable duo to eliminate the competition. And perhaps begin to untangle the mess of their not-quite-relationship along the way.
There’s a new redemption game in town.
VoxTek. Trust Us With Your Salvation.
Welcome to The Congregation.
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- Part 3 of Hunger Pains
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Rule 63 of the Lucifer Morningstar Survival Handbook: Don't Drink The Coffee by TheAffableScamp for Mysterystreet
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Dec 2024
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The first time the Radio Demon ends up unconscious in the lobby of the Hazbin Hotel, poisoned, it's an accident.
This does not stop her blaming Lucifer for the incident.
Nor her revenge.
Unluckily for Alastor, Lucifer is far more cunning than she appears...
(A Rule 63 Radioapple fic)
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Lucifer can't get it up. Neither can Alastor. Poor things, unable to give each other the standing ovation they so deserve.
Their most recent foray into sexual territory a total flop, they have no option but to talk it out.
This can only end well.
(At least there will be no hard feelings, right?)
For the Radioapple A-Z Project 2024
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Rule 63 of the Lucifer Morningstar Survival Handbook by TheAffableScamp
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
09 Mar 2025
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What do you do when you've eaten something you shouldn't and find yourself stuck between a rock and a hard place?
Why, make a deal of course!
And if that deal brings with it an avalanche of unintended consequences, lies, intrigue, and more rubber ducks than you can shake a stick at, can you really blame anyone but yourself?
If you're Alastor, you absolutely can.
(Tl;dr -- Alastor accidentally eats a lust demon, and it all goes horribly wrong from there. Much to Lucifer's eternal annoyance...)
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“Woah, woah,” Vox says. “Hold your horses. What—”
“This isn’t right.” The shadows around him swirl and turn darker and darker, sharpening into points. His eyes are shining red. “What did you do to me?”
“I didn’t do shit!” Vox sits up and crawls forward—Alastor presses himself back against the wall, ears flattened over his head. The hard turn from predator to scared-looking prey is making Vox’s head swim. “How is it my fault you’re rock hard?”
And he really is, Vox’s hindbrain notes. If anything, he seems to have gotten thicker—Vox can see the outline of him perfectly. Alastor curls in on himself when he notices Vox’s eyes.
“I don’t,” he starts, and then stops. That seems to be the end of the sentence.
“Well, you clearly are," Vox spits, frustrated. “I really don’t get the hassle here. I mean, we’ve been. Uh.” Together is a loaded word, but so is dating. Fraternizing? No, that sounds even more sordid. “Companionable. Right? This isn’t out of the, uh. Range of options.”
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09 Mar 2025
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It seems as though Alastor's last encounter with Lucifer left him a little hot under the collar. His attempts to sate his desires himself would have been successful, surely, if he hadn't been interrupted...
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Or; Lucifer walks in on Alastor masturbating.
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- Part 2 of To Earn Your Favour
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If Comfy, Warm, and My Size, Why No Sit: A Meta-analysis of Research into the Warm Flat Rectangle by Dr Fluffy Jones by finerandbonnier for snowynight
Fandoms: Original Work
21 Jul 2024
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Ever since humanity brought the Warm Flat Rectangle (WFR) into our lives catkind has striven in both academic and laycat circles to understand its purpose...
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Cardinal Lawrence is no longer worshipping God.
His prayers are plagued with images of the new pope, and it's killing him.
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Is that man pretty, or is it just me?
“What do you want with my brother, Detective Inspector?” The man repeats.
He’s…definitely pretty?
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In which Greg’s bisexuality becomes just too loud to ignore.
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