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Kakashi passed a genin team. He’s gonna go have a panic attack in his closet now, ‘kay?
Or; kakashi might be a little traumatized and a little broken, and his moral lines might be a little blurry, but he’s committed to this team now and they would live if it was the last thing he did.
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19 Feb 2026
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catching lightning by smolcatinacoat for rabbit_with_a_sword
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga), Naruto
04 Aug 2023
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The winter before Denki’s first semester at Yuuei, he almost kills the interdimensional ninja who accidentally teleports into his recyclable bin. In his defense, Denki hadn’t been expecting an entire human being to jump out of his garbage so early in the morning! It was only natural that he let off enough voltage to kill a small pod of whales. Self defense, of course.
Everything becomes less terrifying and more cool when said interdimensional ninja uses an electrified version of Detroit Smash to save him from the plant alien who also happened to fall out of another dimension and into his trashcan. From there, it's just common sense what happens next.
"Dude, you gotta show me how you did that."
AKA: Denki annoys a ninja from another dimension to be his teacher in all things cool and ninja. Kakashi’s expansive experience with kids consists of watching a jinchuriki from an ANBU approved distance away and teaching a genetically engineered tree boy how to overthrow a corrupt government official and his trafficking ring. So 100% sensei material. Denki regrets everything.
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18 Feb 2026
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Three days. It had been three days since Zabuza’s attack, since Kakashi passed out, and since Team Seven took refuge in the bridge builder’s home. Three days and Kakashi hadn’t shown a sign of stirring. Three young genin are left with the question: now what? Cross posted on FF.net.
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17 Feb 2026
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What are we doing? (I don’t know anymore) by ThrillShockSuspense (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Naruto
16 Jul 2019
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Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto have to kill during the mission to Wave. In the last few weeks before they head back to Konoha, they start to look underneath the underneath.
Needless to say, Kakashi doesn’t expect them to become cute little anarchists.
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18 Feb 2026
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The first kill was supposed to be hard. Sakura disagrees. Her kunai and Gatō’s head were like a knife and butter. It went through it with ease.
Or, when Kakashi-sensei is busy fighting Zabuza and Sasuke-kun and Naruto are bravely fighting Haku, Sakura is left alone to protect their client.
Implied NaruSasuSaku.
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17 Feb 2026