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Batman's and the Joker's repetitive battle has come to an end, in a way neither of them would have considered, but when you corner someone there are only so many times they will choose flight over fight, and the citizens of Gotham have had enough.
Ding Dong The Joker Is Dead!
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The monsters are gathering
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jason killing stupid people stupid ways
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20 Jan 2026
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Richie + Eddie Become Gay Icons™ (it's weird but Richie loves it) by BayleyWinchester
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti)
25 May 2020
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Eddie sees Richie for the first time in 27 years and this happens: he nearly dies, he tells his wife he wants a divorce in a hospital, he moves to Cali and into Richie's house, they fall in love (again).
Richie sees Eddie for the first time in 27 years and this happens: he watches Eddie nearly dies, he gets to live with Eddie, he starts writing his own material, he becomes a lot more famous, they fall in love (again).Alternatively: They're the internet's Gay Dads™. Richie is so down for that title even if he doesn't understand anything his 'children' say. Eddie likes to pretend that he doesn't like it even though everyone knows he likes it.
Alternatively 2.0: they're in love and the internet exists.
(Any story can be read at any time and as a standalone.)
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20 Jan 2026
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When trying to save his father and brothers from being hanged, Ezio did not expect he would suddenly find himself bonded to a mysterious creature named Desmond.
As to what his supernatural ally his, he finds himself unable to say properly. But now, the entire course of the world is changed by the confirmation that strange things exist in its dark corners.
(Series of one-shots in the same verse)
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19 Jan 2026
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Dreaming of Immortality by mjkcsk
Fandom Assassin's Creed - All Media Types, The Old Guard (Movies 2020 2025)
14 Jan 2026
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Everything that lives dreams. Immortals are just a little more serious about it.
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19 Jan 2026
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The MILF Theory (And Why the Internet Got It Wrong) by pucksandpower
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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The internet has decided that Ilya Rozanov is absolutely, definitely, 100% banging a Hollander.
They’ve got photo evidence. Multiple sightings. Instagram stories from the same café. The man stayed OVERNIGHT at the Hollander residence.
It’s the most legendary power move in NHL history: seduce your rival’s hot mom to assert dominance. There’s just one tiny problem with this theory. Ilya’s fucking a Hollander, all right. Just … not that one.
Or in which Ilya’s boyfriend's mother keeps adopting him, the internet keeps assuming the worst, and Shane Hollander is having the worst month of his entire life. At least until he does something that breaks hockey forever.
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07 Jan 2026