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Lay Thee Sinner, 'Neath The Cross And Pole by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert), The_Nerd_Alert
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Feb 2026
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Aziraphale questioned how he got to this point in his life. With a quick mental check, he realised that there were four uncomfortable truths he had to come to terms with in very quick succession:
1. He was 50 years old, and had never done anything as insane as this in his quiet, celibate life.
2. There was a pretty obvious reason why he'd reluctantly chosen a career as a priest.
3. He didn’t particularly hate the fact that his bastard friend thought a strip club was a good idea to celebrate his Golden Birthday.
4. He might be irrevocably in love with the half naked, 30-something redhead currently giving him a lap dance in the middle of said strip club.
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The Long Road to You by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert), The_Nerd_Alert
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Jan 2026
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Aziraphale Ffaelen wanted one thing in life: to survive a miserable transatlantic flight, drag his cheating fiancé back to London, and salvage the “happily-ever-after” he thought he was meant to endure.
What he got was Tony Crowley — a smart-mouthed Chicago redhead with a stolen diamond, a loyal service dog, and a talent for turning disaster into something strangely charming.
With no cash, half a tank of gas, and two thousand miles of wrong turns and revelations ahead, Aziraphale will need to choose between clinging to a past he’s always known or embracing the uncertain road toward change — and perhaps, the unexpected love of a man who teaches him that letting go might be the only way to truly live.
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The Søslange Bride by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert) for SmutKeeper, SightKeeper (GarrulousGibberish)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Dec 2025
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In the year 1811, Christmas arrives in treachery for Aziraphale Faoloen as he finds himself trapped aboard the sinking ship St George. Faced with the mortal peril of all sailors lost before him, Aziraphale prays to the sea itself for mercy, promising his vow of devotion to any god that would listen to spare the lives of the men aboard.
But no spirit answers the call of the sailor, and God is not listening on the day of His Son's birth. What does answer, however, is the might of a creature known only in tales of old folk stories. A terrifying, cosmic being of primordial beauty and danger.
As Aziraphale finds himself faced with the knowledge that his vow to the sea must be kept, for the first time in his unremarkable existence, Aziraphale wonders if every step he has taken in his life has led him to this single, irrevocable choice. And with that choice, he discovers at last, what the meaning of miracles are to a man who lost faith long ago, and that prayers can be answered in the most unlikely of places.
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Just Like We Used To by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Nov 2025
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This had to be hell. That was the only explanation Anthony Crowley could think of to explain this wretched cycle he’d been stuck in. Day after day, the same agony pulled at the worn and brittle synapses of his heartstrings until they felt so taut with tension they might snap at any moment.
It had been so long since he’d seen the clearness of blue eyes that sparkled and made his day brighter. After lifetimes of misery and despair lived over and over again, Crowley had never thought in his long, lonely life that he’d find any modicum of peace and happiness.
That is, until he’d met an angel and fallen in love with him...
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In the Serpent's Lair by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert) for Wingsofopal
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Oct 2025
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At Eden Limited Financial, work related stress seems to be taking a toll on Aziraphale East's mental state. Dealing with the related office drama of his position is hard enough on a good day; but after weeks of stress, in the end, something has to give.
It's a good thing he has an in-house dom that loves to feed his own desires for inflicting wickedness on the not-so innocent flesh of an angel.
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The Dove and the Dragon (Reverse Omens AU) by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert), The_Nerd_Alert
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 May 2025
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Since the beginning of time, there has never been a love deeper and more profound between two beings in all of existence. There's just one problem: the universe will never accept the love between a spit-fire dove and a lonely dragon with a heart of burnished gold.
Anthony the Starmaker and Dove of God, and Azrafael, a crass and surly dragon-demon who refuses to align himself with any of Lucifer's many legions, have been created to stand on opposites sides of the warring factions between Heaven and Hell. But neither Heaven nor Hell could have ever anticipated how deeply these two polar-opposite beings would fall in love with each other, nor how hard the two would fight together to protect the things they love the most... How hard they would fight to secure their secret romance in the stars even as the Fates continue to try and tear them apart.
But as they find themselves stumbling upon a mystery and a growing cadre of monsters and creatures hell-bent on terrorizing life as we know it, it will be up to the Dove and the Dragon to stop the calamity and find the peace to be with each other uninhibited and share in the joy of life and love that both lonely hearts desire more than anything.
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The Domestic Life of Steve and Yasha by The_Nerd_Alert
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Jul 2015
- Words:
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Paper Petals for Isolde by ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert)
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jan 2025
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Since the beginning, history has been filled with love stories between two souls fated by the stars to fall in love against all odds.
Stories such as Odysseus and Penelope, Achilles and Patroclus, and Romeo and Juliet continue to capture the hearts of romantics the world over with the tragedy and undying love shared between these characters that continue to inspire romance to this day.This series is the modern day tale of two lovers fated to stand at odds with a world determined to separate them forever.
Crowley is a man born into the world of London's most deadly street gang, The Luci Boys, and finds his life controlled absolutely by the iron fist of the gang's leader, Lucifer.
Aziraphale is a man born into the religious Fell family who's life is not his own, but the machinations of, his grandfather, the famous politician, Magnus "The Metatron" Fell.
Together they find passion in each other, a love story that Aziraphale claims is more enduring than even his own favourite tale of the Star-crossed romance of Tristan and Isolde. But unlike the love stories of old, Crowley and Aziraphale are determined to see through their own story to the happy ending they both deserve... If they can survive it.
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“I think for now,” he brings his hand down again, “we’ll see how many times I can do this until you come.”
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Ineffable Kinktober 2022 - list by quefish - 666 words each
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- Part 3 of Ineffable Kinktober
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09 Jan 2026
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Go to sleep, everything is all right (dreaming is free) by anna_bird for ElysiumLeo (The_Nerd_Alert)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2025
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They don't talk much about sexuality, apart from the muttered-murmured-whispered-gasped things they let out in the midst of things. They do rather than talk. And it's always good. Azazel bringing it up like that—it caught him off guard. And with his response it's like Raphael's planted a seed upside down, nourished it with his somnolent paintings to grow in the wrong direction.
Except that's impossible, isn’t it? Seeds grow toward the light no matter which way they're facing.
There's probably a muddled metaphor in that, isn't there?
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- Part 2 of Reversal of Fortune
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Until We See Again by fabsxmoony
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Mar 2025
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Crowley is really hurt after Aziraphale left him. He can't do it anymore.
CW: Suicide
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26 Oct 2025
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The Second Coming has been solved. The world has been saved and Aziraphale could finally have that cottage.
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- 3/3
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20 Oct 2025
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The Sun Still Shines While Angels Fall by Latromi for dreamsofspike
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Jul 2020
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Crowley goes out with Aziraphale on an anniversary date. The angel has gone to great lengths to ensure today's date is one Crowley won't soon be forgetting.
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20 Oct 2025