11 Bookmarks by Tim_The_Idiot
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Spamton’s benefactor is displeased with his stalling. It’s only fair that some rightful consequences are put in place.
Spamton is tormented by the strings that tie him to his benefactor; the visions and nightmares are just an added bonus. Meanwhile, Tenna is left to watch as his dear mailman is caught in, what he perceives to be, a mental health spiral.
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14 Dec 2025
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Saiki K and the Collective Sexuality Crisis by the_lesbian_hedgehog
Fandoms: 斉木楠雄のΨ難 | Saiki Kusuo no Sai-nan | The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
15 Mar 2025
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The break-ups of two straight couples leads to everyone questioning their sexuality and/or coming out. Saiki doesn't get it. The only things he is concerned about is helping Satou get through his break-up as unremarkably as possible - and to tell his friends that he is a psychic.
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15 Jun 2025
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After losing his job, Shigeo moves back to Seasoning City. Unexpectedly, he ends up finding work at Tome's newly established spirit consulting business.
Arataka finds an odd poster outside his school one afternoon and decides getting a job as a psychic beats studying for classes.
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05 Jun 2025
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Ruth and Richie find themselves as ghosts after being killed by Maxwell Jägerman. Unfortunately, their plans to spend the afterlife vicariously bootlegging anime and spying on hot people in locker rooms are shattered when they find out grace is STILL fucking around with forces of evil for some goddamn reason. Now they have to figure out a way to alert the lovebirds (Pete and Steph) of her nefarious anti-intercourse activities before she starts an apocalypse or something!
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28 Dec 2024
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Jon opens the door.
Jon closes his eyes.
And he weeps.
(Martin ends just as the world does, his body crumbling under the violent, crying Eye splitting the sky open. The knife in his hand has fallen to the ground, red blood mixing with black ink. The web carved on the blade isn’t visible anymore.
He has no hands, no arms, no mouth, no heart, but he knows he holds Jon against him until the end, whispering Love in his ear as they cry.)
(Sasha looks up from the Institute's lobby, Tim gasping as their eyes lock onto the first floor's balcony just outside Elias Bouchard's office. And Jon looks back at them.
His nose is bleeding and his eyes are feral when he walks down with a calm smile. Sasha doesn’t outright notice the scars littering his skin, scars that were absent only an hour ago, as she gapes back at Tim who seems one second away from fainting.)
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- Part 1 of And Janus Blinked
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26 Mar 2024
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Why You Shouldn't Go to Work With a Hangover by Konnoirr (YeBoi_Prince)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Dec 2024
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After a long gig, Jonathan Sims, Head Archivist of The Magnus Institute, makes the mistake of going to work. Basically.
‘Being late is for the weak.’ He typed out ‘Unfortunately, I am also the weakest link.’ He then sent.
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11 Mar 2024
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Cats Take Precedence Over Death by AsgardianArtOfMischief
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Jul 2020
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Jon got a new cat. She’s a very popular cat. Maybe a little TOO popular.
Jon does ungodly things to caffeine.
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Edit: Almost 2 years later, and I'm very disappointed in myself for not going with the obvious Jon/Tim/Martin/Sasha polyarchives, but here we are, lol
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Jon and Martin like to lie about the same thing (Draft) by Purplecrumblecat
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
20 Jul 2023
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Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood both lie about their age in The Magnus Archives. They do so in this story too. They just lie a bit more about their age here...
(In which Jon and Martin are both secretly teenagers when they are hired to work at the archives)
Update: This work is now a draft, a newer version of the fic has been posted.
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05 Feb 2024
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“5…”
He needed to hide.
“4…”
No one could see him like this.
“3…”
He looked around, trying to find a closet, a bathroom, anything.
“2…”
Hell, he’d hide in a cupboard if he found one. Claustrophobia would be better than what was coming.
“1…”
He grabbed a random door. He opened it and slammed it shut as quickly as he could.
“HAPPY NEW YEAR!”
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NaruMitsu Week Day 1: Lies and Secrets
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- Part 1 of tunaricebowl’s NaruMitsu Week 2023
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07 Jul 2023
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Always remember to call in if you're going to be late for work! by cripplestein
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
24 Feb 2023
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Apollo gets his first IUD places and completely forgets about an important trial he has that day. When his boss shows up at his apartment, it doesn't help that pain makes him nauseous.
Based off of my experience getting my IUD placed and how I throw up when I'm in pain
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05 Jul 2023
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don’t remember it (don’t return to it) by RedsNight
Fandoms: Generation Loss (Web Series)
04 Sep 2024
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"Generation loss" is the loss of quality between subsequent copies or transcodes of data. The introduction of artifacts may actually increase the entropy of the data through each generation.
The Hero is rescued; the Hero is not the same as he once was.
(Detailed content warnings appear at the beginning of each chapter.)