TreasonousToaster
Fandoms
- Homestuck (18)
- Red Valley (Podcast) (1)
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Overhead Industries Presents: The End of the God Damn World by TreasonousToaster
Fandoms: Red Valley (Podcast)
03 Jun 2024
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Warren Godby has never considered himself a lucky man. In fact, he would argue that for most of his life he's drawn the short end of the stick.
And nothing displays that quite so well as the predicament he's in now; stranded in the middle of a town he's never been to, in a hospital gown.
In the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
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Dave Strider finds himself involved in a death game with eleven strangers and no prior memories of his life before.
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You are beginning to suspect your closest online friend might be that little shithead that hates your guts, Karkat Vantas. And you have no fucking idea how to even begin to process that.
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EB: me and jade are making a group chat with all of our friends in it
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You get back to the front of the building and see the convenience store again. It really is convenient, considering it's literally right across the street. Whoever named convenience stores really knew what they were doing huh? One smart fucker, that's for sure.
Fuck it. You step into the street and start towards the shop.
You make the mistake of not looking both ways before you cross the street.
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A series of short fics about the Homestuck characters where they get to actually be happy for once.
(title is from Hollywood by Jukebox the Ghost)
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A series of short fics in which Jane attempts to help her friends with their cooking issues.
These are all stand alone fics, they sometimes reference each other, but you don't have to have read them all.
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SOME PEOPLE CALL IT ANARCHY by astoriaslover
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
07 Nov 2024
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connie : BRUH STOP LEAVING
connie : WE SUPOSDED TO B 4LIFERS🙄ymir : i will personally buy you a dictionary
ymir : maybe a thesaurus if im feeling generousconnie : how tf you gonna buy me a dinosaur😭😭😭
connie : or wtv that isymir : is he being fr
ymir : like actuallyjean : trust me
jean : hes being dead seriousymir : …
annie : male baldness and its devasating effects
Bookmarked by TreasonousToaster
16 Jan 2023
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Richie Tozier is famous and loves his boyfriend, OK by kyaticlikestea
Fandom IT (Movies - Muschietti)
07 Mar 2020
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It's not Richie's fault that he talks about his boyfriend a lot.
OK, it is. But that doesn't mean he's about to stop any time soon.
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Bookmarked by TreasonousToaster
23 Jul 2024
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New York Turtles Help (for lack of a better name) by mulletwearingasshole
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
12 Jan 2024
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trashmouth: hey so what food do you relate to
eds: are you trying to get to know me
trashmouth: yea
eds: what food do *you* relate to
trashmouth: a french fry
eds: why because you're weak and people get tired of you
trashmouth: well fuck you no one gets tired of french fries
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Eddie joined a volunteering program at his university, mainly because it gave him lots of credits for his classes, but also because his friend Bev, who founded the whole thing, won't stop talking his ear out about how many things they do, and how amazing they are, and that everyone who joined them was basically a superior species. So, yeah, blame him for giving in, whatever. What he didn't know, when he finally accepted, was that all the newbies got assigned a tutor; someone with more experience on the program to guide them. He also didn't know his tutor would be so fucking annoying.
Bookmarked by TreasonousToaster
08 Jul 2024
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This is a personal experiment with HTML. It is a very limited list with what I find useful.
Update: Somehow I find more and more stuff useful, so this list is not that limited (and not that private) anymore. I'll improve it with time and according to my needs and interests.So far that's posted:
Part One: Basics
Part Two: Lines
Part Three: Footnotes and Links
Part Four: Columns and Skins
Part Five: Pictures
Part Six: Videos (and gifs)
Part Seven: Choose Your Own Adventure
Part Eight: Chapter Title
Part Nine: The Title, the Username, and Links
Part Ten: Kudos Message
Part Eleven: Newspaper Article
Part Twelve: Content Notes and Spoiler (NEW: Opacity and hover translations)
Part Thirteen: Playground for Jinx (glitch text, color, table)
Part Fourteen: Text generator
Part Fifteen: Boxes (still in progress)
Part Sixteen: Vertical Text
Part Seventeen: Transition (NEW)
Part Eighteen: Automated Animation (NEWEST)- Language:
- English
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Bookmarked by TreasonousToaster
01 May 2024
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Jean has long thought Marco Bodt, his best friend and maybe something more, to be long dead, and he thought, maybe, that he'd made his peace with it. That was how life was, as a soldier. People die, and people don't come back.
But after a report comes in from spy stationed in Marley, he learns that might not be the case.
Jean quickly realises that dead things have a bad habit of not staying dead, and that it takes a thousand times longer to put things back together than it takes to break them apart.
(7/7)
Bookmarked by TreasonousToaster
11 Jan 2023