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Nandor the Relentless: Conqueror of Courting by certified_swamp_witch, doyoushipwhoiship, enter_the_gloaming, Jay_the_bird, singing_to_shipwreck, TsundereClouds, UpstartCrow42, walkwithursus
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Oct 2020
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In order to protect his familiar from the various monsters around New York City that want to eat him, Nandor decides to stake his claim on Guillermo by fake dating him. Very publicly and very poorly.
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- Part 3 of Nandor Relentlessly Conquers it All
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Nandor Relentlessly Conquers it All by certified_swamp_witch, doyoushipwhoiship, enter_the_gloaming, Jay_the_bird, Nandors Wizard Hat (enter_the_gloaming), orphan_account, ReinaZanahoria, singing_to_shipwreck, TsundereClouds, UpstartCrow42, walkwithursus
Fandom What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Oct 2020
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Nandor's last attempt to save his marriage backfires and there is no way out but being completely honest... not just with Marwa.
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18 Mar 2023
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bewitched, bothered, and bewildered by Melmo, returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Aug 2022
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"In the past, Marwa was used to sharing her husband with another wife or two or three. She had her favorites, too. She likes Guillermo, and she has her suspicions that underneath his gruff and bluster, Nandor does as well.
Or at the very least, she doesn’t think he’ll say no to taking Guillermo to bed and making him their new favorite."
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After a lackluster wedding night, Marwa and Nandor share a very special dream.
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19 Aug 2022
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we'll never have problems again by arielmagicesi
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
25 Jul 2022
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Being a woman from the 13th century summoned back from the dead by a djinn to get married to your former husband who's now a vampire living in Staten Island might SOUND like a nightmare scenario, but to Marwa, it's a dream come true. What could be better than living in the future? But she will admit, there are some difficulties navigating a relationship with her emotionally stunted husband and his strange roommates.
Meanwhile, Nandor can't wait for marriage to fix every one of his emotional problems, which is a totally great idea that will totally work.
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A fic that explores the gender politics of marriage, what it's like to be a woman out of time, a little astronomy, and a couple of references to the CW's Crazy-Ex Girlfriend.Series
- Part 1 of he's the crazy ex-girlfriend
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30 Jul 2022
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It was a moment of connection for all of them to share, and after a whole night spent on opposite sides of the table, Guillermo, Nandor, and the Djinn finally came together to come together.
The Djinn mixes business with pleasure for the first time. Guillermo becomes the filling of a spit-roast sandwich. Nandor the Relentless is a mouthful, literally.
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24 Jul 2022
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I kneel at the shrine, I eat from the vine, drinking your wine by Jay Auris (nighthawkms)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
15 May 2022
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All Nandor wanted to do with her evening was settle in with a nice novel. Now she's stuck cleaning up Guillermo's mess, aka. Guillermo herself. But it's not all bad news; Nandor finally gets a look under Guillermo's armor, and she likes what she finds.
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29 Jun 2022