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Nandor's last attempt to save his marriage backfires and there is no way out but being completely honest... not just with Marwa.
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18 Mar 2023
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bewitched, bothered, and bewildered by Melmo, returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
16 Aug 2022
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"In the past, Marwa was used to sharing her husband with another wife or two or three. She had her favorites, too. She likes Guillermo, and she has her suspicions that underneath his gruff and bluster, Nandor does as well.
Or at the very least, she doesn’t think he’ll say no to taking Guillermo to bed and making him their new favorite."
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After a lackluster wedding night, Marwa and Nandor share a very special dream.
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19 Aug 2022
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we'll never have problems again by arielmagicesi
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
25 Jul 2022
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Being a woman from the 13th century summoned back from the dead by a djinn to get married to your former husband who's now a vampire living in Staten Island might SOUND like a nightmare scenario, but to Marwa, it's a dream come true. What could be better than living in the future? But she will admit, there are some difficulties navigating a relationship with her emotionally stunted husband and his strange roommates.
Meanwhile, Nandor can't wait for marriage to fix every one of his emotional problems, which is a totally great idea that will totally work.
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A fic that explores the gender politics of marriage, what it's like to be a woman out of time, a little astronomy, and a couple of references to the CW's Crazy-Ex Girlfriend.Series
- Part 1 of he's the crazy ex-girlfriend
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30 Jul 2022
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It was a moment of connection for all of them to share, and after a whole night spent on opposite sides of the table, Guillermo, Nandor, and the Djinn finally came together to come together.
The Djinn mixes business with pleasure for the first time. Guillermo becomes the filling of a spit-roast sandwich. Nandor the Relentless is a mouthful, literally.
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24 Jul 2022
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I kneel at the shrine, I eat from the vine, drinking your wine by Jay Auris (nighthawkms)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
15 May 2022
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All Nandor wanted to do with her evening was settle in with a nice novel. Now she's stuck cleaning up Guillermo's mess, aka. Guillermo herself. But it's not all bad news; Nandor finally gets a look under Guillermo's armor, and she likes what she finds.
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29 Jun 2022
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Offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses by returnofthelu
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
19 May 2022
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“And….and such big teeth you have, grandmother,” he finishes, feeling his feet brace themselves instinctually.
“All the better to eat you with!” Nandor roars, throwing himself off the divan, but Guillermo has already turned on his heel and is fleeing to the doorway.--
Nandor suggests some roleplay. Guillermo agrees, regrets it, and then doesn't.Bookmarked by UpstartCrow42
28 Jun 2022
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Vampires were, for all intents and purposes, dead. It made sense, Guillermo reasoned, that the biological functions of secondary sexes would halt altogether.
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Guillermo is an omega in a house full of vampires that have long forgotten secondary sexes. This only becomes a problem when Guillermo unintentionally goes into heat.
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24 Jun 2022
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The First Wife of the Last Vampire of Al Quolindar by luftnarp-writing (secretsofluftnarp), secretsofluftnarp
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
25 Dec 2021
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Nandor's first wife's main skill is making the best of her situation. Any situation.
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25 Apr 2022
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being the groundskeeper and maintenance person for a house full of vampires isn’t all bad. even when one doesn’t know how to dance.
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25 Jan 2022
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Gather Round the Fire For Nandor's "Romantic" Tale(s) by FriedKhai, singing_to_shipwreck for UpstartCrow42
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
26 Dec 2021
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The Staten Island household is snowed in, so Nandor takes the opportunity to tell the tale of how he met his 37 wives. Guillermo reluctantly listens.
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26 Dec 2021
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Nandor the Relentless. Merciless warrior. Husband to 37 women. The story of how Nandor fell in love, became a vampire and met the man who would end up breaking every notion of humanity left in him...in a good way.
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07 Dec 2021
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18 Oct 2021
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A collection of behind-the-scenes, un-filmed scenes in the lives of the vampires and their very sweet vampire slayer.
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15 Sep 2021
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Six Ways 'Til Chelsea by sistermichael for Jackie_Gaytona
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
12 Sep 2021
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When Guillermo returns to the Vampiric Council Library of Antiquities after his disastrous outing with the Cloak of Duplication, Laszlo tries to cheer him up. Via custom-curated antique pornography, of course.
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12 Sep 2021
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29 Mar 2021
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07 Mar 2021
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After Nandor and Nadja fall in love (which they seem to do every few decades, only for it to end in tears), Laszlo decides to travel to Pennsylvania, don his blue jeans, and become Jackie Daytona again! Only this time, he reluctantly takes a lovesick human dumpling and a mind-numbing energy vampire along for the ride. Once in Clairton, he sets up a new bar generously donated to him by some guy he drank, and revisits some old friends. Eventually he finds himself falling for Guillermo, oh no. Also Colin finds love. Drinks are on Jackie!
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16 Feb 2021
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Guillermo's Nasty-Ass Vampire-Fucker Fantasies by ghostoftonantzin for Interrobam
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
21 Mar 2021
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Set in the universe of the fic Scenes from an Alliance
Guillermo was raised to believe vampires are horrific specters of unmitigated violence, devoid of morality. Of course, for some people, that's the whole appeal.
(or, the top ten jerk-off fantasies of Guillermo de la Cruz, accomplished vampire slayer and closet vampirefucker)
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- Part 1 of GNAVFF
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16 Feb 2021
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Vampire Roommates are Forever by SafetyHazard (ineedapilot) for UpstartCrow42
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
29 Dec 2020
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Nadja and Laszlo help Nandor after Guillermo's departure in the season 2 finale.
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04 Jan 2021
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26 Sep 2020