UselessTwinks
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It’s not like Terry meant to see it, or even remember it with vivid detail mid conversation with the man himself
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Aka, Terry remembers seeing something he shouldn't have, and is the pathetic bottom he is about it.
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Burn by UselessTwinks
Fandoms: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
14 Jan 2024
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They’re in Sejanus’ room, on her big comfortable bed. It’s all so different from her own that it almost makes her queasy, jealous tinted anger could burn through so easily if she allowed it. With the warm hands feeling up and down the sides of her snow pale skin, gentle and soothing, she’s not so sure she wants it to. At least, for now.
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With Your Gaze by UselessTwinks
Fandoms: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
17 Dec 2023
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It’s pathetic really, how easily she gives in.
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Lassiter finally has his proof, tangible evidence that Shawn Spencer is a liar and a fraud. Now he has Spencer exactly where he wants him, in handcuffs, in an interrogation room, about to get the comeuppance he deserves. But then why does he get a queasy feeling at the scared look in Spencer's eyes?
All Shawn wants is to hide his feelings from Lassie, to never have to be honest about anything or open up, and ideally, to avoid going to jail. But, well, he can't have everything.
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20 Aug 2025
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James Potter's Application to Court Regulus Black by MiriamMT
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom
17 Mar 2023
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“Hello and welcome, my name is James Potter and this is my presentation on ‘Why I should be allowed to date Regulus Black’.”
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When James asks for Sirius' blessing for his and Regulus' relationship, Sirius insists on a formal application and a presentation on why he deserves to be with his little brother.- Language:
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26 Jul 2025
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Regulus Black dies on a Tuesday.
Somewhere in the countryside of Italy, another man lives.
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- Part 1 of anti-hero(and anti-hero adjacent)verse
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13 Jul 2025
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"Baby Black, do you maybe not hate me?" James joked in a way that made Regulus feel uncomfortable.
"You are the most annoying person I have ever had the displeasure of meeting. And that says a lot considering the absolute gems I've met in Slytherin."
"A joke. Regulus Black made a joke. A mean one, at my expense, but a joke nonetheless... You know baby Black, we could be friends."
"I would rather fling myself off the Astronomy Tower..."***
Or: Regulus is concerned about Sirius after their mother orchestrates a horrible attack. And with Sirius out of reach he relies on James Potter to know his brother is okay. Except their meetings keep happening, and their conversations keep falling away from Sirius. Falling for James Potter might just be the most reckless thing he's ever contemplated.- Language:
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03 Jul 2025
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Operation Walburga's Arbitrary No Kissing Ever Rule by courfee
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2023
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“Excuse me, you what?”
“I want you to take Regulus out on a date,” Sirius repeats casually as if he hasn’t just said the most absurd thing ever, watching the Snitch that had escaped James’ hand the second Sirius had made the ridiculous request the first time.
James stares at his best friend in disbelief, because what?
“Look, if you go on a date with Regulus, I can go out on my Moony date. My parents will realise that their stupid idea of cursing me with only getting to date once Regulus does didn’t work out because look at that, Regulus also dates! They reverse the magic, Regulus can happily go back to refusing to date anyone, I can go back happily dating Remus, and you can happily go back doing whatever you had planned to do this summer. Quidditch, I assume.”
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or: A 10 Things I Hate About You AU where James fake dates Regulus so Sirius can date Remus again
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26 Jun 2025