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    “Well, I’ve been thoroughly wined and dined,” Wade joked, lighthearted on account of the liquor. “You would tell me if this was a date, right? I’m not wearing my nice panties and I’d hate to disappoint if you expected me to put out at the end.”

    Logan took a swig of his beer, maintaining eye contact.

    “And if it was?”

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    Or, Wade Wilson realizes he can be loved without having to be great.

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    The first time he hears it is actually in that goddamned Honda Odyssey.

    He's got Logan on his back, his blood is dripping into Logan's mouth, and the maniac grins, this ferocious, alight sort of smile, and right before Wade gets shot straight through the roof of the van, he swears that he can hear a low, steady rumble somewhere under all the wet sounds of blood-soaked breaths and angered growls.

    Since people don't purr, he's actually pretty sure it's a rattling wheeze; a horrible wet asthmatic sound because Wade has a knife in his lung, but that doesn't mean he's not going to be an asshole about it.

    "Aw, listen to that, is kitty purring?" Wade jeers, twisting his knife in Logan's chest. "Kitty's happy to get put in his place?"

    (In which people from Logan's universe have some interesting traits.)

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    “Have you ever lived with anyone before?”

    At Wade’s question, Logan pauses to think. Scratches his balls for a second, and says, “I lived at Xavier’s school for a while, before I left. Lived in a clapboard boarding house about seventy years back. A couple of times, I slept in a park with other people nearby. Do those count?”

    “That was a rhetorical question,” says Wade. “Some might even call it an accusatory one. Mostly because—dude. I’m a fucking mess. But you’re even worse.”

    (two loser loners, falling in love.)

    For audio lovers, the fabulously talented tha_rin has created a podfic!

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    Logan purposely takes his time, inching in slowly and pumping out even slower. Not because he cares all that much about how comfortable or prepped Wade is, but because he enjoys how easy it is to draw out all those desperate little noises.

    He appreciates them much more than he’s willing to let on, if he’s being honest.

    Because it turns out that when Wade Wilson isn’t being an overly sarcastic, fast-mouthed prick, he actually sounds kind of pretty.

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    That one scene where they fight in the Honda Oddeysy, but like 10X’s more horny because we all know it should have been.

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    “Do you often fuck the people you’re going to kill?”

    “Just the annoying ones. Do you often use fighting as foreplay?” Logan asks back.

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    Or, Wade and Logan really hate each other. They really, really do.

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