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Care and Keeping of Freshly Retired Journalists by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
11 Oct 2024
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“You’re shitting me!” Daniel looks positively gleeful.
“I am not.”
“This is awesome. Fucking Florida.”
“Mm. We should go there in the summer. Revisit our island,” Armand suggests romantically.
“Yeah, sounds great, babe. Milan, 1641—”
“I think I’ve just isolated the root cause of your two divorces.”
“Ha-ha, nice try, asshole, we both know it was you. So anyway, Milan.”
“Milan,” Armand sighs his surrender, though does not stop the light smile from curling up in the corners of his lips.
Or: freshly retired from journalism (and life), Daniel needs enrichment; Armand lovingly puts up with the results.
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Question: Can an Immortal Meet Mortality? by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
29 Nov 2024
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Armand picks up the bag and upends it over the bed; he picks out the antibiotics and deposits the eight boxes in Daniel’s lap.
“What the fuck…”
“These are all different — which ones seem best suited to your predicament?”
“Predica— oh my god, man, you can’t be for real!”
Armand frowns. “Daniel, please. This is serious.”
“I mean… it’s really not.”
“Blood poisoning is, in fact, extremely serious, beloved. Now please, tell me, which of these should you take?”
“Uh, these are all pretty strong, I don’t need any of these.”
“Yes, you do.”
“It’s not healthy to take antibiotics for no reason!”
Looks like Armand will have to crush the pills into his food.
Or: Armand, the plagues and the wonders of medicine. And Daniel. So much Daniel.
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A wish comes true. (Set after season three.)
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Anthony Crowley and Asa Fell visit a psychic on a whim. Things get a little weird. (Set after season 3.)
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affection and other cravings by JustStandingHere
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
24 Sep 2023
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“But you admit it! You did tempt me!”
“I offered you warm food during a storm,” Crowley argues. “If you call that temptation, I’d hate to see you talk to an innkeeper.” Aziraphale scowls some more. Crowley shrugs. “Besides, no harm done. You seem to be enjoying yourself.”
He has Aziraphale there. “Still,” he says, spreading his hands wide. “It has to be said—” He glances up to the sky. “—for anyone listening, that I am not at fault for my appetite.”
“Never said you were,” Crowley says. “Just said you liked the oysters.”
or, an examination vis-à-vis food and forgiveness
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Empty Pages by cheeseplants
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 May 2026
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“Why am I an assistant bookseller?” Aziraphale peers over the desk where Crowley has been furiously scribbling. Crowley blinks, his fingers smudged with blue ink.
“Maybe Anthony finds your lack of authority charming.”
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What if they wrote their own stories?
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I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. by cannibalenthusiast
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
27 Aug 2024
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“Did we call each other boyfriend? Surely not. Sounds weird even saying out loud.”
“You were my beloved,” Armand says. “My lover. My boy.”
“Your human pet. Your mortal fool. I get it,” Daniel says, not neglecting to notice his use of the past tense. “You want to go see a movie?”
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- Part 3 of daylight savings won't fix this mess
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Will you do the fang thing again? by hummingbeeoOo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
08 Jun 2025
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“You’re only 44 months in the blood, my beloved—”
“Babe, can you please just say three-and-a-half?”
“—so it’s only natural you might still be going through some adjustments.”
“So I’m teething.”
Armand sighs, then purses his lips, but, well. “Yes.”
“Hey, I already was staring down the barrel of adult diapers in a couple years, I just dodged that bullet. No more old-age-infantile stuff, okay?”
“Of course,” Armand replies demurely. “Perhaps a chew toy might be in order,” he breathes very lightly, looking down studiously at his iPad.
Or: 5 times Armand has a thing about Daniel's fangs +1 time Daniel has a thing about Armand's.
(Updates every other day.)
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“Jesus,” Daniel said, once his dead heart had stopped racing.
“I don’t care for him,” Armand said. He was tapping away at his iPad. “Tell me. Which word do you think would cause greater offense: vapid or insipid?”
“Insipid,” Daniel said immediately, then, taking a closer look at the screen, “Are you fucking review bombing Lestat’s album?”
“It’s something to do,” Armand sighed.
Daniel just wants to get through The Vampire Lestat's documentary in one piece. The Vampires Lestat, Louis and Armand aren't making it any easier for him.
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how memory makes monsters into myth by blueskiddoo
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
16 Sep 2024
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“I said I’m fine, Alice,” Daniel snaps, and time itself grinds to a halt.
Not literally. Ha. The things you have to specify with vampires. Daniel wishes he could laugh, but the sound is stuck somewhere in his throat, along with his heart. Now, of course, his hand chooses to be perfectly still.
Why the fuck did he say that?
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daniel keeps slipping up and mistaking armand for his ex-wife and the more he looks back on his memories, the less reliable they get. he's pretty sure he married alice molloy, but how do you marry a woman who apparently never existed?
armand is armand about it.
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The Rest Is Silence by trinityofone for Siria
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
01 Aug 2024
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Louis had told Daniel the truth about what happens to a person's dæmon when they're turned into a vampire. Daniel had thought he understood.
Then he woke up in the Dubai penthouse, the taste of Armand's blood still in his mouth, and realized he didn't understand at all.
(A His Dark Materials fusion.)
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29 Apr 2026
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Galaxy brain take
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After six-thousand odd years playing human, Crowley is beginning to suspect they've both gone a bit native.
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weight to a moral argument by lotts (SirMxALotts)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
03 Aug 2019
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Aziraphale likes humanity.
He also likes Crowley.
Divine status aside, these things aren’t totally unrelated.
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In the (Second) Beginning by cherryfeather
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
03 Jun 2019
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As their lunch stretches on Aziraphale slowly comes to realize that Crowley is—enjoying him. Enjoying Aziraphale’s conversation, and company, far more openly than he has in most of Aziraphale’s memory. And Aziraphale knows that he himself is just chattering on, letting conversational tangents carry him along, and—it’s definitely relief, for him, knowing for the first time in a long time that they aren’t being watched, that no one is keeping score for now.
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bent to the very earth by Ark
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jun 2019
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Use me, please, Crowley had said, so Aziraphale takes him at his word.
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Be As You've Always Been by gyzym
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Discworld - Terry Pratchett
15 Oct 2020
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For six thousand years, Aziraphale did his best to exist within the strictures of Heavenly conduct. It wasn’t a perfect practice; his relationship with Crowley, just for example, was never exactly what one might call “officially sanctioned,” or even, “particularly wise,” but the important thing was that Aziraphale tried. He wasn’t a very good angel, but he did his best, more or less. Wasn’t that all anyone could really ask of him?
It doesn’t really feel fair, is the point, that in reward for saving the world, Aziraphale seems to be having something of an existential crisis.
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make a home from a rented house by sleepdeprivedsurgeon
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
24 Oct 2024
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“I like what you’ve done with the place,” Daniel says eventually. He takes the vampire’s hand, brings the knuckles to his lips.
Armand preens. “I had a few things in storage. I decided to move them here.”
“Wouldn’t want you deprived of your…” he squints. “Aphex Twin collection? Really?”
[Armand has his own room for the first time in five hundred years.]
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outcast of all this night by gaypiratedivorce
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022), Vampire Chronicles Series - All Media Types
30 Dec 2022
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"Please don't tell me Louis dumped you and now you're fucking with my work to get back at him."
Armand blinks. He appears confused by the notion, the same way Louis looked puzzled when Daniel called Armand his boyfriend. Maybe, Daniel thinks as he watches a minute frown appear on Armand's brow, a little annoyed as well. "You insist on judging us by mortal standards. Louis has been my companion for seventy years, and we have eternity to look forward to."
"If he used the words I need some space, that means he dumped you. You can ask Reddit if you don't trust me."
After a month in Dubai, Daniel Molloy is back home and miraculously alive, eager to get to work on his first draft. The vampire Armand has other plans.
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the sin and this mess we're in by ringfinger
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
06 Sep 2024
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He’s sitting on a beach he hates, trading shitty jokes with a centuries-old monster whose body count would put Ed Gein to shame and who is almost certainly also plotting to turn him into a flesh lampshade.
“Don’t be dramatic,” Armand says, picking up on that thread, “I do wish you’d stop returning to that.”
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- Part 1 of black-hearted love
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.