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Lucifer had experienced a lot of good sex in his ten thousand years of life. A lot of bad sex, too.
Somehow, despite having been around for so long and experimenting with – well, basically everything that had been invented – he'd never experienced so many things going wrong during sex.
But Alastor was nothing if not unique.
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Or: A series of vignettes showing just how many ways sex between Alastor and Lucifer can go wrong, from broken bones to black eyes and everything in between. Nobody ever said sex had to be sexy.
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- Part 39 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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07 Sep 2025
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Deserts Away by Carbynn
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
10 Jan 2018
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"I have heard that your tastes are not as discerning, so to speak, as most western men, so I thought something beautiful would certainly please you.”
Roy had been so caught up in that beauty that it took him a moment to realize the implications of the chain and of Vasyklo’s words. The young man was his gift.
He felt vaguely sick to his stomach.
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01 Dec 2022
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when angry, count to 4 (when very angry, swear) by bleedcolor
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
08 Feb 2018
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The polite way to introduce yourself to a stranger is by giving them your full name. Edward Elric has never been polite.
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01 Dec 2022
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No Alibi by Carbynn
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
30 Nov 2017
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Ed huffed in annoyance, shifting his weight from his automail leg to his flesh one. “Relax. I’m only here to establish an alibi.”
‘Relax’ and ‘Edward Elric in need of an alibi’ didn’t even orbit the same sun and Roy thought it entirely possible that he was having a heart attack. He took a moment to steady himself, reminding himself that he was no longer the boy’s commanding officer and that Edward was an adult, responsible for his own behavior, before hazarding a response. “An alibi,” he repeated weakly. “What have you done?”
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01 Dec 2022
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Ed is even easier to offend as a girl; Al, likewise, is even more put-upon; Roy is even more evil as a chick; and Hawkeye is even more patient as a dude.
[Compatible with either 'verse.]
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01 Dec 2022