WaterMe
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In A Gloomy Wood, Astray by WaterMe
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Wolverine (Movies), Wolverine (Marvel Comics)
20 Nov 2025
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A helpless deer encounters a creature in a dark, scary forest.
Sure hope nothing bad happens…
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(For the Poolverween Bang 2025, with art by Edgebug! This is a standalone PWP and no knowledge of the series is required.)
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- Part 23 of The SpideyPool Holiday Special
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Logan has this harmless multiverse quirk.
Sometimes he goes out to get laid. And sometimes when he goes out to get laid, he wears a colorful bandana in his back pocket. No big thing, right? Except in this universe, certain colors of hankies worn in certain pockets mean certain very specific things. Very specific gay things. Things Wade is sure his (definitely straight) roommate isn’t out prowling for.
Wade really needs to tell him.
(Five times Wade neglects to tell Logan he’s using gay hanky code, and the one time they still don’t talk about it.)
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We’ll Build Our City Here by WaterMe
Fandoms: Deadpool (2016), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men Origins: Wolverine
25 May 2025
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Wade Wilson only has three goals these days.
One: Get Francis to give him his pretty face back.
Two: Kill the fuck out of that fucking fuck.
Three: Go back to Vanessa and grovel until she agrees to sit on his newly re-prettied face for the next six months.
He’s a simple man.
Things feel a lot less simple when The Goddamn Wolverine crashes his next mission.
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(A long time ago, Logan promised Wade he would keep him forever. Five times he tries to keep that promise, and the one time he finally loses his patience.)
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- Part 3 of counter//balance
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You Are Lonely, You Are Like Me by WaterMe
Fandoms: Deadpool (2016), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men Origins: Wolverine
29 Apr 2025
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Wade is gone and Vanessa is pissed.
The obvious solution is to fuck his ex :)
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(When Wade runs off after his cancer diagnosis in Deadpool 1, Vanessa enlists the help of an amnesiac post-Origins Wolverine. This is a very normal plan that will definitely not get weird for everyone involved.)
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- Part 2 of counter//balance
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Wade Wilson uses steroids — it’s the worst kept secret on the team.
What the team doesn’t know is that Wade has another secret (and that Logan has one, too).
Logan isn’t too concerned about his own secret. But Wade’s? He cares about Wade’s a lot. And he’s even willing to keep it… for a price.
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- Part 1 of counter//balance
Recent series
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The SpideyPool Holiday Special by WaterMe
Fandom Cable and Deadpool, Daredevil (Comics), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Hawkeye (Comics), Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Wolverine (Marvel Comics), Wolverine (Movies)
21 Nov 2025
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Wade and Peter are chaotic switches who really know how to do a holiday right! Like its cursed Star Wars namesake, consider this a variety show. While there will be some overlap (especially in character development), all pieces can be read as oneshots. And please, for the love of Stan, read the tags for each piece so you know what you're getting into.
- Words:
- 72,815
- Works:
- 17
- Bookmarks:
- 105
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The Word Of Your Body by WaterMe
Fandom X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men Origins: Wolverine
29 Nov 2024
- Words:
- 5,551
- Works:
- 1
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counter//balance by WaterMe
Fandom Deadpool (2016), X-Men (Original Timeline Movies), X-Men Origins: Wolverine
25 May 2025
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Interconnected works starting in Wolverine: Origins and continuing past Deadpool 1, featuring intersex stone top Logan, hapless trans pup Wade, and chaotically switchy Vanessa (and also sometimes Victor is there).
- Words:
- 25,793
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 6
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Popping the Cork by WaterMe
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Punisher (TV 2017)
18 Jan 2025
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Bambi is a stripper with an ass of gold.
Wade is a big personality with a wallet to match.
And Spider-Man? Spider-Man's just looking for a friend.****
("There is [No] Sex in the Champagne Room", and associated one-shots)
- Words:
- 21,306
- Works:
- 4
- Bookmarks:
- 103
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Apartment 501 by WaterMe
Fandom Deadpool (Movieverse), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
24 Dec 2024
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Wade pays an unexpected visit to an old flame, and things really escalate!
My gifts for pandarson for the Deadpool Polyculember Exchange 2024 <3
- Words:
- 6,791
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 12
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“A condition – you're sick? With spontaneous flowers? How do I get rid of them?”
“You do not.”(Or: Hanahaki disease is not fatal, but it is exclusive to Vulcans. Honestly, death would be more dignified.)
Bookmarked by WaterMe
26 Mar 2026
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Space age country girl, stone cold miracle by thembonesthembones
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
01 Dec 2023
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“Call me Jim. I’ve heard a lot about you in the last hour. Is it true that you’ve suggested looking into the Terran botanical process for oxygen production as a model for mechanical air recycling?”
Spock lifts one perfect brow. “That is not generally the first question I am asked by people aware of my work.”
“Jim and air have a history,” Uhura says, and Jim could strangle her until he sees something change in Spock’s gorgeous, gorgeous eyes about it.
“Air and I are on perfectly fine terms.” He self-consciously touches the mouthpiece of his breather, which is in its magnet holster at his hip just like it always has been, to really punctuate what a massive liar he is.
Bookmarked by WaterMe
21 Mar 2026
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charles is a merman.
Bookmarked by WaterMe
13 Mar 2026
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et in arcadia ego by spikeface
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
19 Mar 2017
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The Great Gatsby AU. Pavel Chekov moves to Risa.
Bookmarked by WaterMe
24 Feb 2026
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Of All Rational Creatures by spikeface
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
25 Feb 2013
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for this prompt: Mirror!Spock comes across an article on early-Terran fetish piercing. He's very intrigued. So naturally, he decides to pierce and lace a corset on Mirror!Uhura.
Bookmarked by WaterMe
22 Feb 2026