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Unfortunately inspired by one of my cringiest moves that worked in real life, after the twst boys walk you back to Ramshackle at night, you have just one question for them:
“I don’t know how else to say this, but do you want to make out on my couch?”
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- Part 1 of Wanna Make Out On My Couch?
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27 Apr 2026
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I Went On A Research Trip And Found My Roommate's Missing Dad?! by BirdlikeCat
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 May 2025
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Alhaitham is used to strange occurrences on his research trips. Sumeru's desert is full of mysteries, many of which are yet to be discovered or fully understood.
However, nothing could have ever prepared him for finding a man who was supposed to be dead for the past twenty years.
(AU: What if Kaveh's dad actually survived?)
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16 Feb 2026
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“The loss of my lord’s gnosis has caused a,” Xiao deliberates, a particularly pinched expression crossing his face that would have amused Childe greatly were the subject at hand not Zhongli, “…regression, of sorts.”
Childe prompts, “Regression?”
If possible, Xiao’s expression pinches further, but he doesn’t reprimand Childe for his interjection. “A regression to biological urges that most adepti have learned to adapt to and control by adolescence.”
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Or; While attempting to adapt to mortal life without a gnosis, the presence of a suitable mate triggers a latent rut in Zhongli.
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12 Feb 2026
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When Navia receives the invitation from Wriothesley and Neuvillette instead of the Administrator of the Fortress of Meropide and the Iudex of Fontaine, she knows something’s up. They have no reason to invite her over for dinner unless they want something.
Somewhere between appetizers and the main course, she wonders if this isn’t some weird sex thing, but this is Monsieur Neuvillette, who might be the most sexless man she’s ever met. It can’t be that.
Except when Wriothesley brings out dessert, he says, “So, we have a proposition for you, and you’re welcome to say no to it,” and she knows.
“Oh,” she says. “This is a sex thing, isn’t it?”
When Neuvillette decides he'd like to explore sex with a woman, he and Wriothesley invite Navia to join them.
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23 Jan 2026
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Wriothesley doesn't like being an alpha.
In fact, it might be more accurate to say he hates it.
The most accurate is to say he wants to be
should've beenan omega.Actually having that, however...
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02 Jan 2026
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She sends Childe a side-eye. "Don't loosen your guard, now. He may be alone with you, but that doesn't mean he's harmless."
It takes both his deep, ingrained fear of the Tsaritsa and his own willpower to not chuckle right in her face. He's seen Emperor Zhongli. The man is practically a twig. What could he possibly do?
(Or, the Tsaritsa's head knight finds out exactly what Emperor Zhongli could do, for several days in a row.)
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27 Nov 2025
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starconches in the sea by pseudowriter (orphan_account)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 May 2021
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“Can I come in?”
“Come… in?”
“The boat. I want to lay down to rest for a moment, but that means I have to swim all the way down to the bottom of the ocean, and I’m sore from training yesterday.”
Zhongli thinks about how he should probably say no.
He nods, pulling his gloves off and rolling up his sleeves.
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24 Nov 2025
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Most species in Fontaine revered the full moon, but two had a particularly special connection to it – those being the merfolk and the werewolves.
Neuvillette’s kin called him "picky" for avoiding finding a mate and escaping to a remote cave every month, but the truth was, he knew exactly what he wanted ever since he first sensed that strange scent. A scent that was often accompanied by a sound of howling.
Time and time again, he returns to the cave in hopes of meeting the person behind it, until one day fortune finally smiles upon him.(AKA Merman Omega Neuvillette realizes he’s a furry. Werewolf Alpha Wriothesley realizes he’s a scalie. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.)
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17 Nov 2025
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“That’s cheating, Monsieur,” the wolf shifter complained, swaying on his feet as he fought the effects of the sedative.
“Only if one ascribes to the conditions of whatever game it is you seem to be playing. Make no mistake, this is my house, and when you’re in it, you play by my rules.” The clipped tone left no room for argument.
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Wriothesley, a wolf-shifter hybrid at the end of his rope, finds himself pressured into accepting a bargain he wouldn't have been caught dead agreeing to, with the powerful Oratrice family he knows next to nothing about except, of course, that the current family head is devastatingly handsome. Tasked with playing the role of a double agent between the Berets and the Oratrice, while looking into a slew of problematic occurrences around the city, he finds himself slipping further into the web of lies he’s woven for years to keep himself alive and keep those with a grip on his and Winnie's life off his back. Will he finally be able to rid himself of the past and trust in those that have his best interest at heart? Or will he bite the wrong hand and reveal truths better left unsaid and secrets kept hidden for his own good?Series
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15 Nov 2025
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It’d been a mid-life crisis thing—starting up a ThirstTrap account. He’s aging, going gray, and it’s harder and harder to snag cute guys when out on the town. So Wriothesley thought: What is the harm? He posts up a few lewds, gets a few bites, and maybe makes a couple hundred on the side. Being a personal trainer pays his bills, but a slush fund is nice, and Wriothesley deemed it worth the ill-advised idea™.
Clorinde had laughed at him. Literally. Wriothesley spilled the beans the next day over coffee and tea cakes at Café Lutece, and she’d laughed so hard he thought he might’ve broken her. He’s known Clorinde for decades and that is the only time he’s seen her double over and lose it.
She’d stopped laughing after the first payout because Wriothesley was an instant sensation, a rough and tumble, silver fox showing off the goods. As it turns out, there’s a market for decent-looking middle-aged men with gnarly scars, and a bomb-ass physique.
Wriothesley and Neuvillette are both lonely, socially stunted older dudes terrified of dating, and so they do what the youngsters do-- accidentally initiate romance over social media by way of 'lewd modeling'.
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- Part 1 of Socially Awkward
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11 Nov 2025
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I shouldn’t be doing this for her. I should be doing this for him. For Morax. Rex Lapis. Zhongli. What’s even the point if it’s not him?
Coming to the realization he can't belong to a God that isn't the one he desires, Childe has the idea of making an offering to the former God of Contracts in hopes of being accepted. The offering in question being the lives of some pesky people and his own virgin body to sweeten the deal.
Zhongli, on the other hand, is partially disturbed by the madman's sacrificial offerings, but not enough to abstain from taking what was offered alongside them. The wisdom of six thousand years means nothing when ignored in favor of irresistible temptation.
Pure love is a violent thing, indeed. Or at least it is for them.
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09 Nov 2025
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Getting thrown into a parallel universe naturally involves a learning curve- anyone can guess that. But it's not the big things that cause the problems- not the magic, or the presence of actual fairies and beastmen and merfolk or even the emotionally constipated teenagers exploding into ink. It's the little things. The tiny differences that nobody thinks about until they're gone. A million tiny changes.
A million and one minutia.
(Or, snapshots of moments where the residents of Twisted Wonderland and their magicless prefect realize their respective worlds' differences.)
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- Part 1 of A Million and One Minutia
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09 Oct 2025
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“Are you ready?” The deep baritone voice trailed after him, drawing his eyes as he headed for the stairs. Neuvillette leaned against the doorway to his bedroom on the third floor, the light spilling out around him, silhouetting his beautiful figure as if to remind Wriothesley how lucky he was to have such a heavenly being in his good graces.
“More than. Am I meeting you in the bedroom afterwards? Or would you prefer to watch live?” He spun the pistol around his finger, a confident calmness coming over him, even as he felt some of his own slick start to drip down his inner thigh, following the path of the wire taped securely against his skin between the knives, guns, and other weapons he’d hidden beneath the skirt of his maid uniform.
_____Wriothesley, housekeeper and head of security at the Sovereign Estates makes the most of an evening with the master of the house, after it was unceremoniously crashed by uninvited guests with ill intent. Who ever said you couldn't take the trash out and tease your lover at the same time?
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08 Jul 2025
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You want to rest. One way or another, you are tired, in a bone-deep, hollowed out fashion that a night’s rest cannot fix. You are spent, wrung out, and pressured for more. You aren’t allowed to stop, aren’t allowed to relax, you need to keep working for your food and your place here and your chance at home.
You cannot die, you know that, on a logical level. Can’t let all the work you’ve put into just being here go to waste. But sometimes, you forget. Forget that you’re supposed to stay alive, for everyone else’s sake. And you don’t move out of the way quick enough.
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27 May 2025
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From Snezhnaya With Love by cruellae (tinkabelladk)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
27 Jun 2023
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Childe had not expected to marry a dragon.
To be fair, he’d known that Morax was a dragon. But he hadn’t really thought it through until he was standing there in his brilliant red wedding clothes, face to face with a serpentine creature with brown scales and a curly bunch of orange fluff at the end of his tail.
He wondered how a wedding night was supposed to work when the newlyweds were different species. But it probably wouldn’t come to that—theirs was a political marriage, and there was no particular need to seal the matter by fucking.
(Spoiler: Childe is totally wrong about the Wedding Night)
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28 Dec 2024
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it's not living (if it's not with you) by Anonymous
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Jan 2023
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Soft snores fill the room accompanying Alhaitham's internal suffering. He stared at the wall, thinking of ending his life at this very moment.
His roommate, Kaveh, was sleeping behind him after a day of hard work doing absolutely nothing.
Now this wouldn't be an issue in itself, the blond has made himself known to be a disturbance in Alhaitham's life, and that includes his personal space.
No, the problem wasn't that. It was the fact that Kaveh was now hugging his waist from the back, breathing softly into his nape and nudging his hard-on (unconsciously?) onto his ass.
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04 Nov 2024
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Kaeya Alberich, 23, is in a tight spot. The life of a Dancer really does not pay the bills, and since the Big Disastrous Fight with his brother - if he still can call Diluc that - Kaeya can't exactly rely on the family money to get by.
It's one ridiculously hot summer day, when Kaeya is lying on the floor of his dingy apartment, melting into the floorboards because of course his AC is broken (what isn't?), that he receives a phone call asking if he's interested in becoming a surrogate for quite an affluential couple haling from Liyue.
Desperate and a bit delirious, Kaeya agrees to a meeting with the couple.
And, oh, he could really never have guessed the change that had been set in motion. Whether he will survive it or not is entirely up to the Stars.
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12 Sep 2024
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blood sacrifice is so last millennia by auriadne
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
02 Jan 2022
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Maybe using Craigslist ads for amateur ghost hunting assistants isn’t the best plot to source your demon food. In which, Zhongli is an old-fashioned, detail-oriented demon who rarely strays from thousand year traditions. And, Childe is a mark Venti sends his way- to er… questionable results.
(Jokingly referred to as the, ‘blood rituals are out and cum rituals are in’ fic.)
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- Part 2 of Horror fics
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04 Sep 2024
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On your way home from University, you find yourself stranded in the snow with a wrecked car, stumbling through the eerie forest to find a strange, rose-covered castle, untouched by the chill of winter...
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Atop his head, gleaming in the light, two black horns sat amidst ebony hair. A loose green dressing gown, trimmed with gold, hung off of his shoulder, tied at the hips and cascading around him. His exposed chest was pale, covered in faint, almost imperceptible… well you could’ve sworn they were… scales. Now in the full light, you could see them at the edges of his face as well, peeking out from under his hair. As you stared closer, completely forgetting about the notion of catching flies, you noticed the scales growing darker as they traveled down his abdomen, until they glittered black before vanishing beneath the dressing gown.
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Inspired by the illustrated Beauty and the Beast picture book by Jan Brett, and the 2014 French film adaptation, Belle et la Bête
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17 Aug 2024
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Modern beauty and the beast: check
Hot faerie prince: check
Mc wears fancy historical dresses: check
Mc has common sense and does as they’re told(for the most part): check
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“So, I am unconsolable to tell you that you aren’t able to return home until the problem is taken care of.“
The Headmage’s speech followed a loud mix of voices, variating from outrage to bafflement to denial.
“Is he serious?!“
“A strong blizzard?!“
“Why is the Dark Mirror blocked? That’s nonsense!“
“He can’t be serious!“
Crowley did his best to quiet down the, for the largest part, angry crowd, but seemingly wasn’t succeeding. Professor Trein took over – And was that a Hawaiian shirt under the Headmage’s waistcoat? – and spoke a few last words.
“I understand that you are upset, and believe me when I say that I would rather spend Christmas with my family as well. But we can’t change the situation for now, so I suggest that you all settle back in your dorms together and that we make the best out of it. Housewardens, please lead your students back to your dorms.“
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- Part 2 of Night Ravens
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04 Jun 2024
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The cutest shit I’ve ever read. I loved it so much I had to comment like 4 times. I guess this kinda makes 5