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“Oh my god.” Zoey shoveled it into her mouth with reckless abandon, alternating between chopsticks and spoons. “Oh my god.”
“It’s not that good. You’re lying.” Mira leaned in close to the camera, possibly to get a better look at the food in Zoey’s bowl.
Zoey looked at Mira wide-eyed. “Mira, it’s—oh my god. This is the greed the Bible warned me about.”
“You’ve never read the Bible,” snarked Mira.
“I just—the chef is gorgeous, Mira! And her food is—” Zoey lost her words, then she shook her head to reset her brain. “Babe,” said Zoey seriously, leveling her gaze at her girlfriend, “I’ve discovered the divine intervention that’s gonna get you to this place.”
Mira’s jaw dropped open. “Why didn’t you show me the hot chef?”
“Because my girlfriend is Aphrodite and the chef is Venus and my fucking brain exploded because I couldn’t put together a single thought when not one but two hot women were staring at me at the same time!” wailed Zoey, for her steak was too juicy and her lobster too buttery. “Besides, if you saw the hot chef that would be one less excuse to come eat here!”
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08 Jan 2026
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[Montage of the video rewinding, set to the instrumental of 'Comeback': the winner's announcement, practicing for the Idol Awards, all their comeback promotions, filming the music video, late night dance rehearsals, and all-day studio recording sessions. The images speed up to the point that they blur into white]
[Title card: HUNTR/X logo and 'COMEBACK' fades in. After a moment, the letters shift and soften into: "Come backstage with HUNTR/X"]
or: the road to the international idol awards, 1 year later
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30 Dec 2025
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Rumi, in an effort to grow closer to the girls she's going to save the world with, contemplates shared clothing.
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29 Dec 2025
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“Chat,” Zoey says, “we have a proposal.”
So, simultaneously, Zoey and Rumi make Mira a deal.
They’ll order dinner, just like she wants—as long as she does a cooking stream.
Their chats start praising the heavens.
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Mira gets corralled into starting a cooking stream.
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- Part 2 of kpop demon hunters thingz
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07 Dec 2025
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“Delivery! Can you sign here?”
Silky smooth, braided purple hair. Cute little mailcap. Glistening scars peer out from the corners of her sleeves, escaping from view when her cuffs fall right back over when she moves.
“Could you sign our marriage papers?” Zoey and Mira blurt out in unison.
“What?” Rumi pauses.
“Huh?” Zoey stares at Rumi unblinkingly.
“Ignore her,” Mira waves Zoey off with a small flick of her wrist, gathering her dignity. She offers a hand to shake. “I’m Mira, and this is my wife, Zoey.” Mira clears her throat and circles back to Rumi’s question.
“Sure. Do you have a pen?”
Rumi tucks the parcel and the letters under her arm and takes Mira’s hand, shaking it gently.
“I do!” Rumi smiles, and both of them audibly think, "Fuck," as she reaches into her inner breast pocket for a pen. “I’m Rumi. I’ll be in charge of the mail for your street from now on.”
Mira takes her pen. Zoey has not blinked once.
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A story about regular people trying to live normal lives. Starting with a mailman and two eccentric women barging into her life.
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03 Nov 2025