14 Bookmarks by WizardOfCheese
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Harry had a secret.
He had scales on his skin and slitted pupils, fangs and a forked tongue. The only ones who knew of it were the Dursleys, and that's how Harry intended to keep it. That is, until he met Neville Longbottom on the Hogwarts Express and a Basilisk deep in the bowels of Hogwarts.
Harry could have never expected how those meetings would change the course of his life.
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- English
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- 112,339
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- 21/?
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- 5
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Bookmarked by WizardOfCheese
13 May 2026
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Oh fuck. He’s coming back. Tommy curls up so none of his important organs are accessible, the guy has only strangled him up till now, but there was blood on the tarp, so maybe he likes to stab too. Tommy doesn’t want to be stabbed anywhere important.
Techno just sits on the other end of the couch and bounces his leg, mostly just looking at the fire, but occasionally glancing at Tommy.
“So, uh, you do anything interesting in school today?” he asks, Tommy would laugh at his awkwardness if he wasn’t so confused.
“I failed a math test,” he says. God he wishes he could go back to that being his biggest problem.
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Tommy walks in on a murder and gets kidnapped by the worlds most awkward serial killer.
Title from Sodikken's Misery Meat
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- Part 1 of Misery Meat
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 160,729
- Chapters:
- 26/26
- Collections:
- 3
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- 2,374
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- 3,641
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Bookmarked by WizardOfCheese
03 Jan 2026
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“Such ego,” Harry breathes out shakily, though his voice trembles with strain.
Riddle grins, and with deliberate intimacy brushes a finger along Harry’s cheek, the touch soft and horrifying in equal measure, “Whatever happened to you, Hadrian…get over it. I’m going to be so much worse.”
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Harry Potter dies, and Hadrian Peverell survives. Tom Riddle is just what comes next, or perhaps, what was always there.
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- English
- Words:
- 125,048
- Chapters:
- 21/50
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 748
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- 1,106
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Bookmarked by WizardOfCheese
14 Nov 2025
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Harry navigates a world where he is Voldemort's son, one storm at a time.
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Harry Potter is reborn in an alternate reality as Hadrian Riddle.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 46,141
- Chapters:
- 10/?
- Comments:
- 817
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- 1,000
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Bookmarked by WizardOfCheese
11 Jul 2025
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Where fire feeds on fire by asterismal (asterisms)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2019
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“Just-" He cuts himself off and takes a deep breath. “Just tell me who my father is.”
“Well, technically, James Potter is still your father-"
“My other father, then.”
“Alright, alright, no need to get snippy.” The man shuffles through the papers in his folder before pulling one out with a beaming grin. “Here we are. Let’s see. Harry James Potter, son of Lily J. and James F. Potter and... one Tom M. Riddle.”
In which Harry discovers he’s had another father all along (thanks to an obscure ritual his mother performed before his birth), and he isn’t handling it very well.
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- Part 2 of Parent!Voldemort AU
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,061
- Chapters:
- 3/?
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- 158
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Bookmarked by WizardOfCheese
25 May 2025
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“Hello dickhead,” hisses Nagini. "I am here to report your location and abysmally boring daily life back to Tom so he can find a way to kill you faster and more painfully. At least then he’ll give me more rabbits, because hunting is a pain in the arse and those nimble little pieces of shit are bloody tiring to catch.”
Harry stops weeding Aunt Petunia’s lawn in favour of staring at the giant python in the garden hedge next to him.
It’s the holidays after the Triwizard Tournament, Nagini hates this whole spy business, and Harry makes an unexpected friend.
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- English
- Words:
- 39,181
- Chapters:
- 7/?
- Collections:
- 15
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- 883
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- 10,380
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Bookmarked by WizardOfCheese
24 May 2025
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Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Snake by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Jan 2023
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What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.
It turned into a series rewrite.
Here's book one, I guess.
Features Harry Potter trying to keep his friends from doing crimes, a tired Remus Lupin spontaneously adopting a traumatized child with absurd magical capabilities, Severus Snape doing the bare minimum which is still somehow more than what Dumbledore is capable of, and Harry's friends' growing exasperation with Harry's terrible decision-making skills.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 108,948
- Chapters:
- 36/36
- Collections:
- 63
- Comments:
- 2,351
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- 12,140
- Bookmarks:
- 2,061
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- 308,494
Bookmarked by WizardOfCheese
02 May 2025
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If You Could (Not) See It From My Perspective by candlesneedflame
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
27 May 2019
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Thanks, Karen!” comes the teenager’s voice again as he continues to swing down the street and out of hearing range.
So. Matt thinks. Spider-Man is a kid.
That’s fine.
Series
- Part 2 of The Teenage Vigilante's Guide
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,246
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 59
- Kudos:
- 5,434
- Bookmarks:
- 281
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- 40,202
Bookmarked by WizardOfCheese
06 Jan 2025
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Is it running from your problems if your problems consider you to be a dead imprint of consciousness that killed their son? Yes, but Danny tries not to think about how his nightmares of his parents trying to kill him came true when they found out he was Phantom.
After being on the run from his parents and the government for a couple of months, moving from town to town, Danny ends up in Gotham City and decides to risk staying in Batman's territory. He'd take the wrath of Batman over live vivisection via beloved parents or being studied and torn apart by the government. Besides, he's not a meta. Being dead is a medical condition.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 116,692
- Chapters:
- 44/?
- Collections:
- 50
- Comments:
- 10,396
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- 36,984
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Bookmarked by WizardOfCheese
28 Dec 2024
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Throw it in drive and hit the gas by foxykyuu15
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Red Hood: Lost Days, Suicide Squad (Movies 2016 2021)
29 Jan 2024
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- 290
Bookmarked by WizardOfCheese
23 Dec 2024
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Harry Potter and the Stupid Fucking Triwizard Tournament by notatakenusername
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
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“‘...issues an apology for what he has said and done.’” Snape finished, flicking the Daily Prophet shut and looking at Harry expectantly. Did he expect him to get upset?
“Borrrrringgg!” Harry blurted out, as Snape’s gaze fixated into a scowl.
“Boring, Potter? Boring? The most publicized newspaper berating you and talking about your pathetic love life is boring?” Snape sneered.
“Yeah, it kinda is,” Harry said as he fake yawned. “My love life isn't pathetic. I don’t even have a love life. Nor do you, and you probably won’t have one anytime soon if your ego continues to stay the same size as your nose.”
The Slytherins gaped at Harry, a few openly chuckling as Snape’s expression shifted into the constipation™ look. Ron abruptly laughed so hard he proceeded to accidentally knock over the bottle of stinksap onto Snape’s robes.
Harry finally burst out laughing. He really couldn’t help it this time.
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The moment Harry James Potter hears his name come out of the stupid, obese, wine-glass doppelganger, (also known as the Goblet of Fire), he's done holding himself back. Cue the chaos that happens when he gives into his impulsive thoughts.
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- Part 1 of crack fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 40,143
- Chapters:
- 17/17
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 750
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- 4,087
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- 1,184
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- 88,248
Bookmarked by WizardOfCheese
26 Nov 2024
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Shadowed Webs by lexracha
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Batman - All Media Types
28 Aug 2025
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With Dr. Strange’s spell to make EVERYONE forget about him, Peter shouldn’t have been surprised there was a failsafe to the spell. Yet here he was: surprised, confused, and utterly alone. Dr. Strange’s spell had apparently sent him to another universe, one with a city that’s never existed and heroes he’s never heard of. Luckily, he was already prepared to start living without a real identity. Yet his Parker luck just never seems to leave him alone. He never expected to see his dead father again. And definitely not as a billionaire's adopted son with more family than he can ever imagine.
Now not only is he trying to learn how to survive the new and deadly city, but he's trying to not get his little spider ass caught by some bats while trying to stay as far away from his very not dead dad who somehow is always finding ways to make appearances in his life.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,502
- Chapters:
- 13/?
- Comments:
- 505
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Bookmarked by WizardOfCheese
11 Nov 2024
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time flies by (bye) by WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Batman - All Media Types
25 May 2024
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"Maybe," Peter thought, "I can make a life here."
Hence the tears and the guilt and the grief, because was Peter allowed to move on? Was he allowed to… to leave it all behind? Leave all the bad things in the past?
Peter was "The Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!" after all, and wasn’t he letting Queens - his people - down if he didn’t fight tooth and nail to get back to them?
orPeter's tired. He's so tired, and he doesn't know what to do, but maybe things will get better.
(They do.)
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Spider-Man: Finally Home
technically inspired by Dark Matter by mysterycyclone but really only the "Peter in the DC Universe" partSeries
- Part 1 of Spider-Man: Finally Home
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 113,538
- Chapters:
- 13/13
- Collections:
- 51
- Comments:
- 3,816
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- 17,200
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- 4,455
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- 399,552
Bookmarked by WizardOfCheese
04 Nov 2024
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Death Before Inaction by hppjmxrgosg
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), The Defenders (Marvel TV)
24 Jun 2025
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“Fuck off, Nicky.”
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“Hasn’t anyone ever told you spider-napping is illegal?”
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“You can’t hold me here, I know my spider-rights.”
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“God, you guys are so old. What are you? Like 27?”
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“Scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if I told you I banged your mom?”
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Or, I got my grubby little hands on the spider-man time line and fucked around a little bit. Not much (everything) changes.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 56,735
- Chapters:
- 22/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 6,792
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- 37,569
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- 11,370
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Bookmarked by WizardOfCheese
13 Oct 2024