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    He needs to move, maybe get Rozanov’s attention before he loses his nerves.

    And then the room tilts. His vision narrows, red light smearing into pink and white streaks. Shane staggers. The beer slips from his fingers. It shatters, foam splashing his shoes, glass skittering away. His knees give out like someone kicked him, and his hands shoot forward to hold himself upright.

    His left palm lands in broken glass, though he doesn't feel it. What he notices is the certainty that everyone sees, that they can smell him—something sour and wrong. His scent, despite patches and care, has turned exposed.

    OR: What if we took the club scene from episode 4 and had Shane collapse from experiencing Omega Rejection Syndrome after seeing Ilya dancing with someone else?

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    07 Feb 2026

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    After moving to the Centaurs, Shane needed to update all his profile photos to get rid of all the Metros red and blue. If he gets to show of his beautiful husband? That's just fine with him

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    24 Jan 2026

  3. Rec 39

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    Robert lets Waterboy go on a mission by himself, and comes way closer to dying than he'd like. And it tears wide him open.

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    16 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 71

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    Mille-feuille (French): a layered pastry. Literally, “thousand leaves.”

    Ilya flies back to Boston for his first game, after a blissful summer at the cottage.

    Two days later, the world ends.

    (It’s a zombie apocalypse fic!)

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    14 Jan 2026

  5. Rec 29

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    So Noel touches their left hand, curled too tight around the handle of the mug. “Hey, doll, what about you? Didn’t get much of a chance to chat last time.”

    He’s half-expecting a flicker of either guilt of annoyance in Arthur’s expression when he asks, but it doesn’t come. He’s reacting the same way as John– like he’s been caught off guard. John’s eyes flick away from him.

    “He’s been… okay.”

    Something is absolutely wrong. It’s so obvious that some part of Noel almost wants to laugh.

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    10 Jan 2026