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“Of all the imbeciles that attained immortality,” Enki gripes. “Of course it had to be you.”
Cahara leans back in his chair, watching Enki pace back and forth across the room. He’s been at it for a good ten minutes, at least. “Sorry?” he offers.
Enki whips around, pointing a long crooked finger in his direction. “Don’t,” he warns. “Don’t speak.”
Cahara flashes him a winning smile. “I thought the entire point of this meeting was for me to speak.”
“That was before I knew it was you,” he stresses.
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Cahara brings the girl to the dark altar. She becomes the God of Fear and Hunger. She brings Cahara to the tenth level.
He doesn’t die immediately.
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“Okay,” Hunter says, raising his hands to her own and starting to pry her fingers off his shoulders. “Okay. I know I said I wouldn’t tell Belos anything, but–”
“Are you insane?” Luz shakes his hands off and tightens her grip. “He’ll kill me.”
Hunter balks. “He’d never hurt you. He’s your father.”
“My dad died from cancer when I was seven years old,” she corrects sharply, her voice unintentionally dropping an octave. She sees Hunter freeze. “Belos tried killing me and my mentor a few weeks ago. He might love his daughter, but I’m not her.”
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Luz wakes up in a world where Belos is her dad. The plan: find a way back home.
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Luz dials a wrong number on a crow phone. Belos strangely finds comfort in talking to a stranger who doesn’t know that he’s the Emperor.
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Callie has been part of the Squidbeak Splatoon for a long time. She knows how things go – claim turf, beat the baddies, and blast them to oblivion. Every agent that has joined after her got the memo pretty quickly, and this new Agent Three won’t be any different.
When Three refuses to kill Mr. Grizz during the final battle, forcibly takes control of Octavio’s ship, and sucks the ooze out of the bear until he’s (relatively) harmless, Callie might have to admit that she doesn’t know Three super well.
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(Pacifist Route AU – Mr. Grizz doesn’t die/get stuck in space)
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“You are but a fledgling god, but a god nonetheless,” Bill explains, fishing a necklace from under his shirt. “Favored by the Titan and powerful enough to best the Huntsman – you have proven yourself the higher being, you see. It is our duty to make sure your will is seen and that you are protected!”
The pendant at the end of the necklace is a light glyph. Her light glyph.
Luz is speechless.
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Luz deals with the unintended consequences of being very publicly announced as god's favorite.
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and judgment is just like a cup that we share by Kieron_ODuibhir
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jan 2022
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The blob finished rotating into place in a way that wasn’t quite compatible with geometry as Shen Qingqiu understood it, and cleared a throat it didn’t seem to have.
“Greetings,” it said, somehow clearly addressing him in particular more than the room as a whole despite its total lack of features other than blueness and translucency. “I’m here on behalf of the Hyper-Celestial Peace and Order Enforcement Bureau. Crime scene secure, proceeding to interviews. Beginning with Subject One: You are Shen Qingqiu, formerly Shen Yuan, also known as Peerless Cucumber?”
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The Grand Unified Theory of Shěn Qīngqiū: Foundation Establishment by 00janeblonde
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Aug 2025
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Shěn Qīngqiū new game pluses himself into a happy ending and unlocks some premium content along the way.
This fic is endgame Shěn Qīngqiū/Liǔ Qīnggē/Yuè Qīngyuán.
It takes time for the characters to get together, but there is zero partner infidelity and very little angst. There's lots of pining, but it's happy pining. This is fluff. Everyone is happy and loving and supportive.
This is the continuation of The Grand Unified Theory of Shěn Qīngqiū, the work listed earlier in this series.
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- Part 2 of The Grand Unified Theory of Shěn Qīngqiū
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Quite Obviously by Skeren
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Mar 2025
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Shen Qingqiu had no idea why everyone was convinced that was a boy when it obviously was not.
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Transmigrating Into the First Wife of a Stallion Novel by Apoorlywrittenpun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jul 2024
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He had transmigrated! Now, he could get the chance to experience all the cool stuff he had read about in novels. He hoped this world had plenty of monsters, that would be so cool. He wondered who he was now. Was he a badass protagonist that all the women in the novel fawned over, or some amazing side character with a wicked side plot, or —
[ Answering Host’s question, the setting is “Proud Immortal Demon Way” and binding role is “Ning Yingying, First Wife of Luo Binghe, Disciple of Qing Jing Peak, Member of the Imperial Harem.” ]
Ning Yingying?
Ning Yingying?!
NING FUCKING YINGYING?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Shen Yuan isn't pleased with his transmigration experience and is determined to make it better somehow. Befriend future harem members so you don't have to deal with drama? Check. Improve the protagonist's living conditions so he doesn't burn the world down? Check.
Save the scum villain from torment and suffering? Che- Wait, what?
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Cellmates by Aryashi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Apr 2025
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Shen Qingiqu has many complaints about his transmigration. If his shitty System let him submit complaint tickets, he would never stop writing them! From the moment he arrived, he has been forced into a glitchy, uncooperative shell, with the voice of the Scum Villain in the back of his head. But thoughts are just thoughts, and they can be ignored easily enough. Or, used to his advantage! What better way to avoid OOC point deductions than to base his responses on the man himself, right?
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In a moment of overconfidence, a transmigrator says precisely the wrong thing to precisely the wrong man.
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