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metamorphosis: extended scene by absofuckinglutely
Fandoms: A Date With Death (Visual Novel), A Date With Death 2: Remnants
30 Apr 2026
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You know that Casper asked in jest, but you also know if you say the word, both you and Casper are leaving. Because as much as you would give up anything to be with him, he would give up anything to be with you too.
So with no hesitation or regret, you grinned at him widely underneath the shadow of your hood. “Not a chance, Casper.”
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oran extended scene before the events of A Date With Death 2: Remnants
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not allowed to die by absofuckinglutely
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
30 Mar 2026
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You decided to drag Ashveil out of his dark office to eat (To eat! Couldn't you have it delivered instead?!)
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I Can Excuse the Bear Mauling, But the King?? by Lunaeryi
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
10 Jan 2026
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When Phainon finally moved to Castrum Kremnos—the city he’d daydreamed about since childhood—he expected many things: difficult dialects, lovely cuisine, and locals built like war gods. He did not expect to flirt with a man he assumed was a priest.
“So… I read Nikador’s scriptures once. Very inspiring. Huge fan.”
Finger guns.
Pew pew.
A silence worthy of a sacred text.
Unfortunately, that “priest” happened to be the Crown Prince.
Even more unfortunately, the Crown Prince thought he was cute.
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21 Feb 2026
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Dana prided herself on knowing everything about the ED. She didn't understand how she could have ever missed this.
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13 Nov 2025
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Thomas Riley has a good life, thanks to the efforts of his older brother Simon. Simon is closed off, cold, quiet. Tom wishes desperately he could make his brother happy, help him like his brother had done for him. But Simon is cold. That is, until Beth agrees to help a new coworker move. A Scottish coworker, with a twin brother that's in the military.
AU where Ghost's family is alive and Tommy just wants to see his big brother happy.
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- Part 2 of Fics That Were Supposed to Be One-shots
- Part 1 of The Oh, Brother -Verse
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25 Sep 2025
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How do you tell a dog from an SAS sergeant?
Soap's been trying to think of a punchline, but so far, all he's got is a dog’s gotta shit in the woods and bury it slightly more often than an SAS Sergeant.
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15 Sep 2025
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The Breake(Ring) Box by SilentMusiic
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
11 Aug 2025
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“I’m glad one of us knows what to do here.” Eddie trailed off, leaning back against your bookshelf as you typed away on the computer. There was a slightly off sort of tone in the way he spoke, though. Something that had you stopping immediately and whipping around to him.
“Eddie, are you…nervous?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
“You are. Why?”
Eddie scoffed, turning away so that his eyes no longer met yours.
“You do know that there’s absolutely no way Volt says no, right? You could drop down on one knee in the middle of the sidewalk and he’d still be ecstatic.”
or, you help your stubborn electricity boyfriend propose to your other electricity boyfriend
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11 Aug 2025