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Restoration by absolute_minimum
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
23 Apr 2025
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The Senate takes Shockwave's Academy, his funds, his connections. They mutilate him, marking him as an outcast. They cut into his mind and destroy something vital. They cast him out, to starve as he sees fit.
He does not suffer. He is incapable of suffering.
One encounter with Soundwave changes everything.
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In the Pits of Kaon, a disgraced scientist and an outlier gladiator agree to an arrangement built on caution and scientific interest. As time goes on, new emotions come into play.
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Open this. The words spilled from his reimagined, recreated lips. A hushed whisper that hung in the space between their facsimile faces.
The barrier retreated. Shockwave pressed his lips to Soundwave’s.
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Prompt Drabbles: Transformers Edition by absolute_minimum
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
14 Dec 2024
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A collection of drabbles written to one-word prompts, the applications of which will not always be linear. Each chapter will be clearly labeled by prompt and pairing, if any pairings apply. Pairings will be added to the tags as they appear.
100% of these are self-indulgent.
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- Part 1 of absolute_minimum's Prompt Drabbles
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Alternative title: Prompt Drabbles: RK1100 Edition
(Can an android pine for someone if it's not deviated?)
This is a collection of drabbles written to one-word prompts, each of which pertains to the RK900/Markus pairing. They are only occasionally directly related, but exist within the same general concept, and are posted in the order in which they were written.
They are all 100% self-indulgent.
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- Part 3 of absolute_minimum's Prompt Drabbles
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Shockwave was doing his best to attend to Soundwave. His best was quite good.
The cables were hindering his efforts somewhat. They were quite… distracting.
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absolute_minimum's Prompt Drabbles by absolute_minimum
Fandom: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game), Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses, Transformers - All Media Types
14 Dec 2024
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Everyone has their duo, why should he feel so alone?
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Too Buff To Buff by enthusiasticinformedfragging
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
26 Aug 2015
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A bit of kindness goes a long way. Anger may be insulating, but it's hard to stay angry when someone finally makes the effort to do something genuinely nice for you.
In which Rung decides Whirl has earned a polish and has no idea that it could trigger anything more than a few jabs at his handiwork.
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20 Jun 2023
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I cried reading this 9 years ago and I'll cry reading it again
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Wasting Away Again in the Goldilocks Zone by ckret2
Fandoms: Gravity Falls, The Book of Bill - Fandom
16 Jan 2026
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Bill jailbreaks the afterlife via reincarnation. With half his powers missing. And is immediately captured.
But neither side knows whether killing his new body will unleash a feeble human ghost or a powerful energy being and no one's risking it. No prob! Bill's sure he can befriend or escape his captors before they find a god-killing weapon; but THEY'LL never befriend HIM—
—enter Mabel Pines.
Listen, y'all know what to expect from a human Bill redemption fic. But this is the only one that's about: the dysphoria of being a triangle in an alien body; gifted kid burnout; befriending the ENTIRE town (we're talking Robbie, Mrs. Gleeful, Tyler, EVERYONE); and... Bill getting cursed to forget how doorknobs work. (Plus illustrations!!)
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Sunrise in Exile by Ragdoll (Keshka)
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
16 Aug 2025
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Tony does the math and realizes their best chance to save the universe is by... not confronting Thanos on his own turf.
So he steals a wizard and a spider and a space ship. And he runs.
(Three humans and an A.I in space, the alien friendships they make along the way, and discovering how science and magic might coexist in a universe where they can be one and the same.)