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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    After the disaster that was the "Escape the Circus" adventure, Caine decides to try something new.

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    12 Mar 2026

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  2. Rec 4

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    Soundwave wasn’t ashamed to admit it. He had fallen in love with Shockwave before he had met him, before he knew his face or name.

    Young, overwhelmed by his own power, Soundwave drowned. Foreign thoughts roared and shook him senseless. And Soundwave was a speck at the mercy of the waves. He struggled for a while pathetically until even that meager resistance was snuffed out, his mind swallowed by the torrent.

    Slumped in an alley, legs covered in the energon he expelled upon them, optics dimly shining, Soundwave was just another piece of trash for people to step over. That was the fate Primus had given him.

    Oh, but in this tumbling chaos, Soundwave found god.

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    21 Feb 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 85

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    Everyone has their duo, why should he feel so alone?

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    23 Dec 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark 36

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    21 Nov 2025

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    “Wait, pause, pause, pause. You’re saying you and Megatron are stuck. In an elevator going to the bridge.”

    “Yes, we are. Elevator A3.”

    “You and Megatron?”

    “Correct.”

    “And no one else?”

    “No one else.”

    “Both of you. Completely stuck?”

    “Yes, we- You keep asking that.”

    “Nevermind that, just- You guys sit real tight, alright? I’ll call you back in a minute.”

    [...]

    “We should not have called Rodimus.”


    Or: getting stuck in an elevator, featuring Minimus' many layers of armor, Megatron's unending contingency plans, and Rodimus unintentonally cementing his own tragic fate.

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    28 Apr 2025

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  6. Public Bookmark 24

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    Tiso, an aspiring warrior, attempts to make his way into the System of Hallownest, in hopes of achieving the fame and fortune he's always desired. Unfortunately for him, his options for transportation are severely limited. When a highly unconventional opportunity presents itself, he's forced to take it, no matter how much he dreads the future it holds for him.

    Little does he know, there's a lot more in store for him than signed up for.

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    27 Apr 2025

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    Possibly the best sci-fi adaptation/AU I've read

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    Rolan thought things would be different once he reached Baldur's Gate.

    Instead, he finds himself struggling to prove his worth as a wizard.

    “I’m not pretending to know you, Rolan.” Gale lets out a shallow sigh, “But my eyes don’t deceive me. What I see is an apprentice wizard working as a shopkeeper, too untrained to cast even the simplest of spells!” Gale isn’t shouting, but his tone is stern, almost like he’s scolding a cat.

    Rolan has held his composure through verbal assault, through beatings, but this?

     

    Pity?

     

    Pity is the last thing Rolan wants.

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    21 Mar 2025

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  8. Public Bookmark 82

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    Dodging the DJD. Avoiding overtures of friendship from coworkers. Navigating a lust/hate relationship with his gorgeous jerk of a boss. For Ambulon, life at Delphi is still about running. But when a strange event hits the clinic, does he have what it takes to pull it together and help save the day?

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    09 Jan 2025

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  9. Public Bookmark 39

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    Swerve had called them ‘Pin-Ups.’

    Or he had once he had gotten over the initial embarrassment of Minimus catching him scrolling through his small archive of them on one of his many datapads filled with human media.

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    04 Jan 2025

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    "Right, me'n Red have been doing a security assessment, and we've narrowed it down to one, crucial, actionable threat." Jazz produced a clicker and advanced to the next slide. "Prowl's dating life."

    Jazz tries (and fails) to come to grips with Prowl's private affairs.

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    10 Dec 2024

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  11. Public Bookmark 66

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    One of the two knights known as the Wings of the Storm. After his banishment, he attracted the notice of the Grace-Given Lord
    and later, having slain a hundred traitors as the Lord's hand, Oleg earned the hero's honor of Erdtree Burial.

     

    When Miquella left for his Haligtree, the Grace Given Lord was named Steward of Leyndell. Nearly half a century has passed since. The Demigod Alliance strains. The Steward's Council of minders grow resentful of their Empyrean's absence. And Miquella himself seems to have abandoned the Capital in pursuit of his own ambitions. Morgott sees the coming war, and he is determined not to leave the Erdtree and Leyndell defenseless. But to do so, he will have to become King. And to become King, he will enlist a Banished Knight to bear a Lord's sins.

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    16 Nov 2024

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    Sometime during their unstoppable descent into the realm of the damned, it became apparent to V1 that they are merely a chess piece, moving at the hands of an unseen player; one that is swiftly closing in on the other for a resounding checkmate. At the very end of Hell, Gabriel loses his final match with the machine that unwittingly broke the shackles he had noticed far too late.

    Rather than putting an end to his existence, V1 instead takes the opportunity to shatter the board and stop the game.

    In the aftermath, both machine and archangel are left standing in the settling dust of the collapsed echelons of creative order. But a scorched earth isn't always the end. Something will eventually grow from the ashes of utter destruction, if given the chance.

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    09 Nov 2024

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    Sulu is Chekov's roommate at the Academy. Sulu is not happy about being saddled with a kid for a roommate, but eventually they become friends. Chekov falls in love with Sulu, and everything falls apart.

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    07 Nov 2024

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  14. Public Bookmark 48

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    "He's going to kill you, pet." Mizora leans down, ghosting her hand over the trancing Astarion. "He'll tear out that pretty throat of yours."

    Wyll grits his teeth. "Don't pretend like you care about me."

    She laughs, throaty and rich. "Who else will?"

    In which Wyll falls in love with a monster, and nothing is as it seems.

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    11 Sep 2024

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    Bill jailbreaks the afterlife via reincarnation. With half his powers missing. And is immediately captured.

    But neither side knows whether killing his new body will unleash a feeble human ghost or a powerful energy being and no one's risking it. No prob! Bill's sure he can befriend or escape his captors before they find a god-killing weapon; but THEY'LL never befriend HIM—

    —enter Mabel Pines.

    Listen, y'all know what to expect from a human Bill redemption fic. But this is the only one that's about: the dysphoria of being a triangle in an alien body; gifted kid burnout; befriending the ENTIRE town (we're talking Robbie, Mrs. Gleeful, Tyler, EVERYONE); and... Bill getting cursed to forget how doorknobs work. (Plus illustrations!!)

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    12 Aug 2024

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    Mankind is dead. Hell is breathing its last. The final remnants of creation are crumbling like clay. No more blood. No more light. Gabriel and V1 are all that remain, and by tomorrow they'll both be dead.
    V1 could kill him now. Buy itself another few hours before it dies of starvation in an empty Hell. But even to a war machine bent on survival, the idea is bleak.
    And Gabriel... Gabriel is struggling with mortality, Catholic guilt, and the fact that he wants this machine to fuck him so bad it makes him look stupid.

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    16 Jul 2024

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  17. Public Bookmark 45

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    Bob seeks out a mate among the crew of the Lost Light, but instead his Hivemaster presents him with one. The Queen isn't spectacular but fits the bill for a first breeding. And the Hivemaster seems to think very highly of the chosen Queen.

    -o-o-o-o-o-

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    11 Jun 2024

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  18. Rec 67

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    Underneath the dusty purple haze of pollution, the city of Polyhex was the place where hopes and dreams went to die. It was haven for scum, deadbeats, and addicts. The last stop before life veered off the tracks, permanently. In this lonely place where not even the light of the stars could reach, the fates of two very different people were changed forever. Jazz, an assassin who knew how easy life was to extinguish, didn't believe in planning for a future. Prowl, an idealistic young enforcer who would sacrifice anything for a chance at a world with true justice.

    Their ideals are tested when they screw each other silly and save Cybertron or whatever.

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    08 Jun 2024

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    perfection

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    Tenya, alone and craving some form of physical interaction, has started regularly calling up a phone sex hotline. It didn't take long for Tenya to fall for the voice on the other end of the phone.

    Meanwhile, Hitoshi's finding himself more and more smitten with his overly eager customer himself.

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    24 Mar 2024

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