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    The Senate takes Shockwave's Academy, his funds, his connections. They mutilate him, marking him as an outcast. They cut into his mind and destroy something vital. They cast him out, to starve as he sees fit.

    He does not suffer. He is incapable of suffering.

    One encounter with Soundwave changes everything.

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    In the Pits of Kaon, a disgraced scientist and an outlier gladiator agree to an arrangement built on caution and scientific interest. As time goes on, new emotions come into play.

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    Open this. The words spilled from his reimagined, recreated lips. A hushed whisper that hung in the space between their facsimile faces.

    The barrier retreated. Shockwave pressed his lips to Soundwave’s.

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    A collection of drabbles written to one-word prompts, the applications of which will not always be linear. Each chapter will be clearly labeled by prompt and pairing, if any pairings apply. Pairings will be added to the tags as they appear.

    100% of these are self-indulgent.

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    Chapters:
    23/?
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    327
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    19
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    Alternative title: Prompt Drabbles: RK1100 Edition

    (Can an android pine for someone if it's not deviated?)

    This is a collection of drabbles written to one-word prompts, each of which pertains to the RK900/Markus pairing. They are only occasionally directly related, but exist within the same general concept, and are posted in the order in which they were written.

    They are all 100% self-indulgent.

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    English
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    4,951
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    2
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    15
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    139
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    Shockwave was doing his best to attend to Soundwave. His best was quite good.

    The cables were hindering his efforts somewhat. They were quite… distracting.

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    1/1
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    20
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    Lorenz had spent a fair amount of time in his childhood studying the bed frame of the Gloucester marriage bed. The carven images, the auburn stain. He'd thought he'd be one day taking a wife to that bed.

    Now, instead, he would be taken to this one. The von Reigan marriage bed. With its deer motifs and vines and dark wood stain.

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    Alternative title: Prompt Drabbles: Claurenz Edition

    This is a collection of drabbles written to one-word prompts, each of which pertains to the Lorenz/Claude pairing. While some prompts, like "passion" may produce a predictable result, others will be less linear.

    Rest assured, however, that every drabble is 100% indulgent.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    2
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    95
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    3
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    "How do you feel?" Minimus asked.

    Ravage groaned, pressing his face into Minimus's neck and taking a deep breath. "I need to be inside you," he sighed.

    Minimus realized that the tightening in his belly had not been entirely nervousness after all. "Okay."

    When Ravage asks Minimus for assistance with his rut cycle, Minimus is caught off-guard, though not unwilling.

    Assisting a friend with a mating cycle is fairly common. It's unfortunate that Minimus's feelings for Ravage are... a little more than friendly.

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    4/4
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    49
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    3,768
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    "Please," Minimus said. Quiet, desperate. "Just once. Just so he can't have me first."

    "I can't." Ultra Magnus shook his head. "You're drunk, Ambus. And I am a superior officer." The corners of his mouth pinched. "I won't be like him."

    "I know. That's why I want you."

    Chief Justice Tyrest handpicks a plain, studious Autobot to be his aide. He places him on a slippery slope and stands poised to catch him.

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    39
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    Ambulon looked up to see Whirl saunter in, holding his left forearm in his right servo, and bleeding from the joint where the forearm should have connected.

    "Hey, doc, I've got a–"

    "Sit down," Ambulon ordered, pointing at the berth nearest to Whirl.

    "You're not Ratchet."

    The scar running up Ambulon's abdomen itches, sometimes. He works and sleeps and works and sleeps and barely leaves the medbay. He's content enough with the monotony.
    During one long, lonely night-shift, the monotony is broken for a bit.

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    1/1
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    215
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    31
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    "We've decided that a display of unity will go a long way in helping our city towards reunification," Optimus said. "I know I have no right to ask this of you, old friend, but for the sake of our people, and our peace–"
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    "I am ordering you to bond with Ultra Magnus," said Megatron.


    Ultra Magnus and Tarn are guilted and ordered into bonding, respectively. The loyal Autobot and Decepticon both resolve to do their duty.

    Minimus Ambus and Damus are two mecha who have lived a lie for longer than they lived as themselves.

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    Chapters:
    12/12
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    529
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    113
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    Shockwave could feel Soundwave siphoning his energon, the sharp prick of his fangs eased by the warmth that flooded Shockwave's lines, a liquid heat that pooled in his abdomen. When Soundwave drew back, a drop of bright pink energon stained his lower lip. He licked it away, fangs gleaming.

    Something climbs into a scientist's tower, and said scientist cannot help but accede to its request– not when he could learn so much about it.

    It's for science. Definitely.

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    1/1
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    354
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    45
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    Shockwave is hard at work. Enter Soundwave, who certainly won't stop his lover from working, oh no. And he definitely won't put his data cables to use in distracting Shockwave either. Definitely not.

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    1/1
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    14
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    55
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    "My scientists aren't sure of the specifics," Tyrest said, "But it seems that the exchange of charge between the individual in the armor and another mech hastens the former's integration."

    "Interface, sir?" Minimus felt a hole open up in his tank.

    Tyrest nodded. "Unconventional, as I said."


    Minimus Ambus is having trouble with the Magnus Armor. Chief Justice Tyrest offers a solution.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
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    98
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    11
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    1,189
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    Minimus wakes from a nightmare, but Ravage is there to cuddle him and coax him back to sleep.

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    English
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    334
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    517
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    Do you ever just long, so terribly, to be loved? Or, if not to be loved, then to be held? Touched, kissed, fucked. Something, anything to fill the hole in your chest.

     

    Luna One was quiet. Too quiet. Too much time for introspection.

    Irritating Fortress Maximus was a pretty good distraction from Prowl's aching spark.

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    5,309
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    28
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    401
    Bookmarks:
    48
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