abuseofreason
Fandoms
- Inception (2010) (2)
- Bandom (1)
- Music RPF (1)
- Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead (1)
- Panic! at the Disco (1)
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Advanced Guardian Combat by abuseofreason
Fandoms: Inception (2010), Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead
15 Apr 2023
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How Arthur and Eames might have met, in another world.
"The first time Arthur meets Eames, he is sixteen to Eames's twenty-six, confused and desperate for purpose as only a teenager can be."
Series
- Part 1 of St. Vladimir's Eamescademy AU
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Time alone isn't always easy to come by, but Arthur and Eames manage it anyway.
"Even though he was due for a briefing in less than half an hour, Arthur was currently half-naked on a wool blanket in the jungle, underneath a man who was, at least for the duration of this mission, technically his subordinate."
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Brendon introduces Ryan to a new holiday tradition.
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- English
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Recent series
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St. Vladimir's Eamescademy AU by abuseofreason
Fandom Inception (2010), Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead
15 Apr 2023
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A series of one-shots in the crossover universe where Eames is a dhampir guardian and Arthur is a guardian in training.
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- 1,398
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“So,” Ilya says at last. “Why do you hire a professional Dominant?”
Shane is grateful for Ilya’s timing. If he’d been drinking just then, he probably would have choked and spat tea all over the pavement.
“I don’t know. I liked the idea, I guess.” He swallows and risks a quick sideways look at Ilya. “Why do people usually hire you?”
Bookmarked by abuseofreason
26 Apr 2026
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Shane Hollander is a man who thrives on structure, routine, the solid ground of a ten-year plan. Ilya likes that about him, likes the embracing squeeze of having a life organized in tandem with Shane.
No one would call Ilya a man who thrives on structure. But it’s there, if not in his DNA then in the patterns of his brain. A call-and-response of: they do this, I do that.
When Ilya’s life is flayed open for the world to dissect, how will they push-and-pull their way back towards what was once a well-organized life?
“I thought we could go through the schedules and figure out what days we’ll be in the same cities this season, or when either of us have a couple of days off in a row. Maybe make a shared calendar, so we c—”
“A sex calendar? Your parents are arriving in thirty minutes, and you are proposing making a sex calendar?” Oh, this was delicious. He’d be able to eat out on this for years, if Shane was willing to give him that long.
“It’s not a sex calendar! It’s just … when we might be able to see each other,” he finished, already sounding defeated.
“And what are you planning on doing when we are seeing each other? Not fucking?”
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Bookmarked by abuseofreason
18 Apr 2026
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At first Ilya thinks it’s some kind of deformed bear. Then he sees the weird little claw-things it has instead of paws, and realizes it’s a massive stuffed sloth.
“Looks like someone’s going all-out this year,” Bood says from behind him.
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Or: Ilya and Shane might be spending their first Valentine's Day as a married couple apart, but Shane's not letting that stop him.
Series
- Part 2 of my anonymous heated rivalry fic
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- English
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- 4,100
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- 1/1
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Bookmarked by abuseofreason
11 Apr 2026
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Ilya rocks his hips up. “No, Hollander. Keep up. I want to meet your dildo.” He enjoys enunciating the word. Tries to give it a bit of a whiny Canadian inflection. “You remember? You told me about him, back in Vegas.”
Hollander blushes beautifully and says, “That’s private.”
“Hollander. I know the taste of your ball skin.”
“That’s—Jesus, don’t say it like that. I can show you, but. Only if you promise not to be a dick.”
“Best behaviour,” Ilya promises. “Will say only nice things.”
Bookmarked by abuseofreason
11 Apr 2026
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new words for old desires by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Feb 2026
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“You bring me flowers?” Rozanov asks, incredulous. “Like I am on death bed?”
Shane rolls his eyes, secretly relieved that Rozanov isn't making a bigger deal of the gesture than it needs to be. He pulls the bunch of tulips out of the bag and thwacks Rozanov lightly on the shoulder with them.
“You ungrateful asshole,” he says. “You stay here and try to nap. I’m going to get started on the soup.”
Or: the club scene never happens. Instead, Ilya gets sick and someone unexpected shows up to care for him.
Series
- Part 1 of i'm coming to the anonymous cottage
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- English
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- 10,292
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- 4/4
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Bookmarked by abuseofreason
04 Apr 2026