abuseofreason
Fandoms
- Inception (2010) (2)
- Bandom (1)
- Music RPF (1)
- Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead (1)
- Panic! at the Disco (1)
Recent works
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Advanced Guardian Combat by abuseofreason
Fandoms: Inception (2010), Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead
15 Apr 2023
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How Arthur and Eames might have met, in another world.
"The first time Arthur meets Eames, he is sixteen to Eames's twenty-six, confused and desperate for purpose as only a teenager can be."
Series
- Part 1 of St. Vladimir's Eamescademy AU
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Time alone isn't always easy to come by, but Arthur and Eames manage it anyway.
"Even though he was due for a briefing in less than half an hour, Arthur was currently half-naked on a wool blanket in the jungle, underneath a man who was, at least for the duration of this mission, technically his subordinate."
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Brendon introduces Ryan to a new holiday tradition.
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- English
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- 200
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- 1/1
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Recent series
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St. Vladimir's Eamescademy AU by abuseofreason
Fandom Inception (2010), Vampire Academy Series - Richelle Mead
15 Apr 2023
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A series of one-shots in the crossover universe where Eames is a dhampir guardian and Arthur is a guardian in training.
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- 1,398
- Works:
- 1
Recent bookmarks
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What’s Wrong With Them (Affectionate) by Ef02
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
04 Mar 2026
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NHL Enthusiast @hockey4life
This is officially the weirdest day in All Of HockeyIly-a @ilyahoezenov
So we’re agreed that they’re not actually getting married right. Like something else is going on
Hayden Pike’s 5th Child @heydenpike
Well obviously Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov aren’t actually getting married, they’ve obviously been fucking with us all dayOr:
What if Shane and Ilya decide to explode the internet by letting their friends post about their wedding, before anyone knows they're together. A chaotic way to come out if they could do it on their own terms.- Language:
- English
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Bookmarked by abuseofreason
17 Mar 2026
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I may be bad (but I'm perfectly good at it) by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
01 Mar 2026
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Hayden watches Shane, almost expecting him to go, "wow, I was hacked while we were at practice, look at these weird messages!". But no such luck. Shane smiles.
A real smile, a big one, his text from Lily smile. God, Hayden was so sure they were sending each other endless strings of heart emojis and "I miss you more" "no, I miss you more"s, not…that. Never in a million years would he have guessed that.
Or: 5 times someone's shocked to learn that Shane's a little freaky, +1 time someone isn't
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Bookmarked by abuseofreason
17 Mar 2026
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zuko nation @yaoionice
tell me why the rozanov leaks have me sobbing into my pillow … god i see what you have done for others
oh captain my captain @jimothykirk
Replying to @yaoionice
RIGHT like i think love might be real
dani @danisqueerbar
Replying to @jimothykirk
we found love in a hopeless place (rozanov’s dms)
Or, the internet reacts to leaked messages between Ilya Rozanov and the mysterious Jane.
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- English
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Bookmarked by abuseofreason
17 Mar 2026
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i've been pushing for this for so long by LiarsandThieves22
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Feb 2026
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ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career
@CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done
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Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.
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- English
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- 34,656
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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Bookmarked by abuseofreason
16 Mar 2026
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Hollanov vs The Internet by hematoma47
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
27 Feb 2026
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Shane and Ilya aren't exactly the most internet savvy. When you're hiding a secret relationship for over a decade, you clearly avoid social media. Even when that means you tend to be a bit behind, especially compared to your young rookies.
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Snippets of text exchanges between Hollanov, their team, and their rookies.
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- Part 1 of Ottawa Centaurs Gone Wild
Bookmarked by abuseofreason
15 Mar 2026