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    The line connects and Shane is met with a chaotic jumble of noise. Loud music and voices 

    “Hello?”  

    “hmm, hello” 

    Shane freezes

    The voice is deep and familiar but there’s something different about it, something heavy and a bit slurred 

    “Rozanov? Are you—are you drunk right now?”

    Or: Shane sends a risky text, Ilya does not take it well

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    24 Apr 2026

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    “I think this time it’s really it” 

    Rose thinks that, by now, there should be some kind of monument to commemorate her patience. She shoves the phone between her shoulder and her ear, extending her arm out for the makeup artist to continue painting her green. She still isn’t sure why she has to be green for this role. Couldn’t they have chosen a more flattering color? She is an alien after all, aliens can be purple can’t they? Or light blue?  

    ”I think we really broke up last night” 

    Rose hums. If she had a dollar for every time she's heard that, she probably wouldn’t even need this fancy acting gig at all

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    24 Apr 2026

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    Marlow finds out Ilya, his boy Ilya that he trusts more than life, is taking advantage of his boyfriend's insecurities to sleep around.

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    24 Apr 2026

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    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do

    7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account

    7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes

    Shandry's Third @shaneybaby

    HOLY FUCK

    7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes

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    16 Apr 2026

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    JJ didn't think the others saw it. Hayden, maybe, but Jackie was the only WAGs's name Shane had committed to memory so Hayden never brought it up. JJ didn't have a wife or girlfriend. He had his hookups and the names of the best restaurants in each city they player in. If JJ had a dog, Shane would probably mix its name up with Drapeau's. The others didn't get that however pathetic or sad they might think Shane, Shane thought the same of them tenfold when they missed shots at practice or ate fast food on weekdays. Shane wasn't being prissy or funny when he said, don't embarass me—JJ still doesn't know exactly what it was, but he doesn't care to find out.

    Shane had poured everything into his team (possessively: it was his team) and he asked them to give it back that day, so they delivered. When Shane smiled at them afterwards, it felt like love.

    Character study on neurotic batshit hardass Captain Shane Hollander. The awe-inspiring and aloof Canadian Hockey Jesus Shane Hollander. Unwilling MHL sex icon Shane Hollander, the face on many mens' dart boards.

    or, JJ on the enigma of (his feelings for) Shane Hollander over the years.

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    14 Apr 2026