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The Courting by the Pureblood Who Only Has Five Milligrams of Romantic Intelligence and Thinks He’s Real Smooth by hiimcibee for Im_a_bird
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jul 2020
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Draco could grab Potter and shove him into a stall before proceeding to suck his soul out of his dick, but secretly, deep down, in the part of Draco that he will never admit to anyone, he is (everyone pauses to shudder) a romantic. Potter is not someone Draco wants a one-off with. Potter is — Draco’s beloved!
So Draco decides to boldly go where no one has gone before: to put himself through scrutiny; their friends’ teasing and pranks; unsound romantic advice from a house-elf; wearing pretty clothes; all to try and win Potter’s heart through courtship.
(An unnamed ginger bastard can be heard yelling from afar: “This is actually a detailed guide on how not to court someone!”)
But who cares about the opinions of redheads? Literally no one.
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Draco is in the potions classroom, brewing something, as Harry reports for detention.
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He comes close enough to the cauldron – from which smoke now rises in spirals, the surface gleaming like mother of pearl – that this time when he catches the scent, he recognizes it. ”Wait,” he says. ”You're making perfume?”
Malfoy looks at him with a raised brow and a strange, lop-sided simper. ”What perfume?” he asks, which seems like an odd question.
”The one you're always wearing, isn't it?”
As their eyes meet now, the expression on Malfoy's face, hard to read as it is, makes Harry wish he hadn't spoken.
”No fucking way.”
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18 Feb 2026
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<3 i like amortentia fics like a cat likes catnip
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“I don’t think you’ve brewed it correctly,” Harry admitted, wrinkling his nose.
Draco scoffed, unimpressed, “Potter. Do you really think I would take potions advice from you?”
“Well if you think it’s so perfect why don’t you smell it? Oh, wait. You wouldn’t be able to because it reeks of your bloody shampoo!”
If either of the two had been more perceptive, they would’ve heard Pansy choke in the background, and notice that they now had the rest of the class's attention--even Snape’s.
Draco, clearly irritated, took in a whiff of the potion as well. “Are you nose-blind Potter? How could you expect to smell anything correctly over that horrid cologne?”
“W-what?!” Harry squawked indignantly, “What cologne?”
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Or, 5 Times Where Harry and Draco are oblivious towards their feelings to one another and one time where they finally understand. (Featuring: Amortentia, Veritasesrum, shared Patronuses, the Mirror of Erised, chaotic trios, and more...) -
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Harry won’t stoop to Malfoy’s level. Really, he won’t.
(He will.)
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Beautiful Meanings in Beautiful Things by cloudings
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Aug 2019
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After a cocky comment from Malfoy and a (totally justified) punch in the face from Harry, Malfoy ends up with a bruise on his face that just doesn't seem to want to go away, no matter what is attempted. Harry is confused by his Amortentia smells, Malfoy keeps asking him to punch him (literally and subtextually), and everybody seems to think that they can just tell Harry that he isn't straight anymore. On top of all that, Harry now has to figure out what to do when you find out you've got a soulmate. A fucking soulmate.
RE-UPLOAD!!!!!
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17 Feb 2026
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“Like when I’m embarrassed, or angry, or aroused,” he explained simply. Harry’s throat was suddenly a bit dry.
“Oh.” Harry nodded. “Right. But you’re not any of those right now.”
INCREDIBLE!! LOVE THE FORCED PROXIMITY/AMOERTENTIA/ENEMIES TO LOVER thing they have going on!

