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Dan O'Callahan is drunk and Squirrel idk his real name is horny. They both probably should have seen this coming.
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Now, Cigarettes Only Taste Like You by anonamouslemonbubbletea
Fandoms: Die Hard (Movies)
10 Dec 2024
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When Hans meets John in the corridor to the roof, things go a little bit differently.
Or, Hans and John flirt, kiss, and Hans gets away with the money.
Can be read as a sequel to Espresso, To-Go but it is entirely your choice
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John McClane was a simple man. He was a New York cop, he had an ex-wife and 2 kids who lived in California, and he had a little bit of a thing for accents. Okay, maybe a pretty big thing. But that wasn’t a problem! Or at least it wasn’t a problem, until Hans Gruber walked into his favorite cafe.
Or, John and Has meet in a coffee shop and flirt, I guess.
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i hope to arrive to my death late, in love, and a little drunk by anonamouslemonbubbletea
Fandoms: Hamilton - Miranda
31 Mar 2022
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Hamilton characters are gay, in modern college, and all magical creatures/have magic powers. just go with it.
So apparently in 2020 I wrote a multi chapter Hamilton Magical Creatures au in a notebook then forgot about it, so I found it and decided to edit and post it.
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Game Night part 2 by anonamouslemonbubbletea
Fandoms: kallmekris - tiktok, Video Blogging RPF
30 Jun 2021
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- Part 2 of Game Night
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Game Night by anonamouslemonbubbletea
Fandom KallmeKris, kallmekris - tiktok, Kallmekris-fandom, TikTok - Fandom, Video Blogging RPF
30 Jun 2021
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Sword Of A Lie by bowekatan
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
12 Jan 2026
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Even with his stores of near-infinite knowledge, D3rlord3 was not prepared for the sight that awaited him when he answered his front door:
On his doorstep stood a scrappy-looking young man in a Hawaiian shirt, cargo shorts, and a beaming smile. In his hand was D3rlord3’s hastily-written book.
The man, still smiling, tilted his head and asked, “Did you write this?”
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08 Dec 2025
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A glimpse into the married life of Eric and Kyle as they move into a generic white suburban neighbourhood, and the feud they hold with the president of the Neighbourhood Watch.
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02 Dec 2025
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“Ryan.” Shane breaks off and sits down again, slides his chair closer to Ryan’s, stares him down. “God, fuck, look at me, okay, I did this. I did this, this is my case, this is mine, everything you’re talking about—”
Ryan can’t help it: he laughs. It comes out a little anxiously, but it’s a laugh all the same, because Shane can’t really expect him to buy into this, right?
And Shane looks—well, murderous is either the wrong word or the right one. “I’m not kidding.”
“You really want me to believe—”
“You entertain all possible theories, right?” Shane says, exasperated and angry, and Ryan notices it’s the first time he’s ever said that seriously. “That’s what this stupid show is—that’s what you do. So entertain this one.”
All at once, it stops being funny. Something the size of a golf ball seems to lodge itself high in Ryan’s throat. He realizes it’s alarm, fear, a caged bird thrashing against the bars inside himself. He’s waiting for Shane to break, to burst into laughter, to say it’s all a stupid joke, but it doesn’t happen.
“What the fuck,” he croaks out.
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Bookmarked by anonamouslemonbubbletea
16 Aug 2025
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Brian, the prince of the Kingdom of the Moon, is bound by age-old traditions and always wears a veil that symbolizes his royal blood. In just a few days, he is set to marry a princess chosen by his parents. Dom, his personal servant for many years, has unspoken feelings for him, but the weight of Brian's obligations to become king hangs heavy on both of them.
When a tragic event forces Brian to flee the kingdom at night, his future shifts dramatically. He intends to fulfill his duty to his people, but perhaps amidst the pain and treason, there can also be room for hope.
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- Part 6 of World AU (fantasy, era, sci-fi, myth)
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07 Apr 2025
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But Eddie, he made a bad joke! That makes him bad, right?
Or, hopping on the "Guess Who's Coming To Dinner" crossover bandwagon featuring Eddie actually getting new friends through the magic of shared taste.
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Bookmarked by anonamouslemonbubbletea
11 Nov 2024