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  1. Rec *

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    Which legacies haunt you on your longest nights?

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    14 Apr 2026

  2. Rec 14

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    In the near distant future, Earth has become more of a shit hole than it already was. However, President Crustings Tringus XV has created the "Cave Dwelling Act of 42069 BC (before cannabis)." This law requires every living thing to be put in a cave. There are caves for everyone and everyone belongs in their cave. One a year, there is a holy holiday called "light day." This is when people leave their caves to soak in the vitamin D and light a good toke.

    This tells the story of one fierce Gungan Daddy named Daddy Binks. He was a legend -- a myth, if you will. Tales of him spread throughout the entire cave systems of the world. His massive lightsaber was the biggest gossip around. Daddy Binks lived in a reserved cave system only for legends called the "Pimp Caves." This is his tale.

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    12 Apr 2026

  3. Rec 19

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    "You left your underwear in my room,” Max says, without lowering his voice. It's worth it for the way George's eye twitches.

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    09 Apr 2026

  4. Rec 16

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    “Mate.” Max absolutely cannot believe this guy is a real person. He has to be a prank. A large-scale, multimillion prank designed just to make Max look like a fucking idiot. “Who did you think it was, the Babadook?”

    George isn't gay, and Max isn't a girl. This turns out to be a lot more of a problem than anticipated.

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    05 Apr 2026

  5. Rec 2

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    I’m in my mill village out late with the dog, listening to the pinging wind bells, thinking of the twelve years of wanting, apart and together. We’ve kissed all weekend; we want to drive the hundred miles and try it again.

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    04 Apr 2026