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“It’s actually an issue for the group if you’re bad at sex.” Jisung splutters and tries to make a run for it. He gets as far as lifting his butt six inches off the couch before Donghyuck catches him by the back of the shirt and makes him sit back down. “I mean, how are we supposed to sell a sexy boyfriend image to the fans if you don’t even know what you’re doing?"
Jisung's terrible at sex. Luckily, Donghyuck's there to help.
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It’s all very mysterious. Caelus wonders what she could possibly mean, because Himeko is ordinarily more cryptic than she is outright mysterious. He finds out as the lights in his room flicker on, yellow lamp light illuminating a pair of long, pale legs trailing up to a green, softly shining tail, and a familiar head hiding behind the coiled scales. Someone has taken the time to wind a large red ribbon around and through the legs, tied with a big bow right where—and Caelus realizes why Himeko told him to have fun.
“Happy birthday to me,” Caelus whispers, awed. He takes one step, then another, until he’s standing at the foot of the bed, drinking in the lithe sweep of Dan Heng’s back, the red criss-crossing his skin. “So you’re my present?”
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But that’s just Tobio, who likes scoring more than he ever liked Tooru.
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It’s not as though he’s never seen Kuroo shirtless before, not when they spent three whole years changing next to each other in locker rooms. It’s more so that Morisuke’s sexuality is a big, glowing question mark, and no one has ever lit that question mark up brighter than the man that’s been getting on his nerves for the last nine years and counting, which is a long time to know someone and still not be sure if you’re attracted to them or not.
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It's a car crash in slow motion. Everything you are witnessing has already happened. There is nothing you can do about it.
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Rock Lee, Diplomatic Envoy to Sunagakure. There are so many ways that could go wrong. But Lee is determined to succeed! And to befriend the feared Kazekage too, while he's at it. Good thing Lee loves a challenge...
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- Part 1 of Diplomatic Relations
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big reputations by phanatics
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Jan 2023
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“One last rule,” Hawks says. He looks at Dabi expectantly.
“What?” Dabi grits out.
“No falling in love with me.”
Dabi looks at Hawks batting his lashes, sitting on the couch in his hideous Gucci sweater. Christ, Dabi can’t stop looking at it. It’s a point of public safety that Hawks has a stylist for when he actually needs to leave the house. That sweater could cause car crashes. “I guarantee that won’t be an issue.”
Hawks needs to come out, Dabi needs to promote his debut album, and they make an awful mess of this fake relationship thing.
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- Part 1 of baby, let the games begin
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Rock Lee, triathlete extraordinaire, has a tradition! Upon completion of another Youthful Expression of Athleticism, he always goes for a celebratory ice cream! However, since moving back home to be closer to his favourite training grounds and help care for his injured coach, the only place open on weekends seems to be the local Maccas.
This would not faze him, usually, but every time he goes for his well-earned confection, it appears that shenanigans are afoot! What is going on here? Who are all these oddly painted men fighting in the drive-thru? Why does the unfairly gorgeous manager have no eyebrows? How is this restaurant making any money when the cops are always there?
And why is the ice cream machine always broken?
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australian people are so funny I wish they were real
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Shinobi Enforcement Agency is the only bounty station (un)officially recognized by all of the Five Great Nations. It'd be the best place to bring in targets, if only there wasn't so much paperwork involved.
When they don't seem interested in taking out the new missing-nin in town, Kakashi wants to know why.
(Or, the one where both Kakashi and Iruka are missing-nin bounty hunters who go after the same target.)
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"I want to make Naruto my heir," Kakashi said bluntly.
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