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this is about the inherent failure state of all translation attempts by mincraft (arealsword) for Bee_4
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
14 Mar 2026
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Five days before the world ends, Cleo is redrafting the outer parapets with graphite staining her fingers into an unflattering shade of grey, and Joe is reading the Odyssey aloud.
Four days after the world ends, Cleo wakes up.
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Os Rosa by arealsword
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series), The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Feb 2026
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The Emperor has called for necromancers; the best of the best. Every good necromancer needs a swordsman. It's a shame not many of them survived the trip over—but sometimes you've got to make do with what you've got.
Walking the path to immortality isn't an easy process. Uncovering the identity of a shadowy murderer isn't much better. The basement is full of ghosts, hands are crawling from the walls, and terrible secrets are hiding in each and every room.
...Thomas really should have gone to that wedding while he still had the chance.
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- Part 1 of the unlocked tomb
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the credits are rolling by arealsword for Greenninjagal
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
19 Mar 2025
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The post-wedding breakdown didn’t go so great, did it? That’s all right – take it from the top!
And then take it again. Idiot.
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Everyone likes to be appreciated, see – even gods.
Or, Thomas is dead, but that’s old news. Let’s go throw a wedding.
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- Part 3 of melliferous-verse
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On a rainy star-drenched mess of a Sunday evening, Thomas finds himself trapped in a time loop that seems hell-bent on subjecting him to every imaginable way there is to die, over and over again. Fortunately, he’s not the only one trapped. Unfortunately, the man he’s trapped with is lying to him like it’s going out of style, and he’s ending up with more questions than answers.
Strange beautiful empty men, girls that burn like starfire, dusty cards and sprawling feasts and dancing in the moonlight. This night’s got to end at some point, right?
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the unlocked tomb by arealsword
Fandom Sanders Sides (Web Series), The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
09 Feb 2026
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ONE FLESH, ONE END.
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In which Thomas is dead, Greek mythology has become excessively insectoid while nobody was looking, and there's an awful lot of bees for no apparent reason.
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Florida Man by KieraElieson for The_Voids_Sides (The_Voids)
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series)
22 Mar 2025
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When the sides start to be able to interact with the world more physically, being seen by other people and able to touch things, this opens many doors for things they'll be able to do.
One of them in particular takes advantage of this new situation.
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09 Apr 2025
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There’s a seventh person in Thomas’s head, and he Does Not Belong There.
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Thomas gets SQUIP’ed. -
The Wrong Office by DnDeceit (Hazgarn)
Fandoms: Sanders Sides (Web Series), Cartoon Therapy (Web Series)
24 Nov 2023
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The day really isn't going well for Dr. Emile Picani. First, he had an awkward encounter in a coffee shop, then he forgot his coffee, and he even managed to step into the wrong office.
Two of those are a much bigger deal than you would think.
(Or: Sanders Sides But the Therapist is Self Aware)
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02 Dec 2023
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After the argument over how the wedding went leaves the sides in disarray, Virgil has a master plan for getting his famILY back together. But, while helping with one of Logan’s experiments, Virgil is accidentally overexposed to one of its effects. Now, armed only with a vague list and an begrudging prince, will they be able to reverse its effects before it’s too late?
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Roman helps everyone before he helps himself and Virgil isn’t drunk but really, he might as well be.Complete!
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28 Feb 2023
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There is a corpse on Thomas's kitchen floor, which, as a dilemma, is inherently a whole lot more complicated than weddings and callbacks.