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    “I gotta talk to you, buddy, real quick,” Poe says lowly, and grabs Finn’s hand to haul him back out of the mess hall. His pilot friends cheer loudly, Karé yelling something about keeping it decent, and Finn barely has a second to process it before Poe’s yanking him away and into a deserted side corridor.

    “I can explain,” he says quickly, running his spare hand through his hair.

    “Well good,” Finn snaps hotly, “Because I’ve had a really fucking weird day.”
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    Otherwise known as: Finn Is An Oblivious Numbskull, or: the one where Finn gets a name, a jacket, a droid, and a marriage out of nowhere in only a few short weeks

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    07 Jun 2026

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    “My bad,” Robin went on with no remorse, “You’re like forty, you have no room to talk.”

    “You–I’m seventeen, asshole!”

    …What?

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    Bruce finds out that Red Hood is yet another teenage vigilante. What was he supposed to do? NOT adopt him?

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    06 May 2026

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    “This wouldn’t be a problem if you accepted my friend request.” Yuuji pouts.

    “Yuuji-kun,” Gojou says, tone all infinite patience. “How could I know that the random teenage boy trying to friend me on social media was my time-traveling student?”

    Yuuji rolls his eyes. “Because you’re Gojou-sensei.”

    It’s hard not to be a little charmed.

    OR: yuuji travels back in time. he’s not especially good at it, depending who you ask.

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    28 Oct 2025

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    Jason: You couldn’t put on a shirt for that? Send your thirst traps elsewhere, Harper.
    Roy: dont insult me. when i send a thirst trap, youll know

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    Jason and Roy text. It escalates.

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    02 Sep 2025

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    “The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”

    “Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”

    Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.

    “You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”

    “You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.

    “No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”

    Jason bluescreened.

     

    (Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)

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    31 Aug 2025