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- Transformers - All Media Types (39)
- Transformers Generation One (35)
- Wolf 359 (Radio) (21)
- King Falls AM (Podcast) (21)
- The Penumbra Podcast (14)
Recent works
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Prime Pony Club by naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns) for EmsieSecretStuff
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One
21 Dec 2025
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Megatron's 100% Reliable Plan For World Domination:
1. Kidnap Optimus Prime.
2. Put Optimus Prime in detailed equine-themed bondage gear.
3. Be jealous of how much fun Optimus looks like he's having in his pony gear.
4. Wait, what?
5. Domination SUCCESS! -
before the world catches up by badskeletonpuns
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types
27 Sep 2024
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Subtitled: Five times Optimus or Megatron wanted to make sure the other bot would be okay after a battle, no matter how hard they tried to slag each other during the fight.
Plus one time, of course, they didn’t have to fight at all.
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And Baby Makes... Eight? by badskeletonpuns, beych_rito
Fandoms: The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
20 Jul 2024
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You remember that time Scorponok made a Cybertronian-human hybrid baby, and then it was just shuttled off to another planet and never came up again? We sure do!
This is an exploration of what could have happened if the Scavengers hadn't handed off the Firstborn to Atomizer, with enough sweetness that you should have a dentist on call and enough jokes and shenanigans to outlast even the most mischievous prankster. -
the art of abseiling by naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types
27 Mar 2024
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In the midst of Cybertron's most recent civil war, two fiery Decepticon warriors collide at full speed with the primary medic of the Autobots.
Did I say "collide"? I meant "accidentally get entangled in a long-term enemies-with-benefits situationship." Easy mix-up, right? It was certainly easy enough for the three of them.
(Or, in other words—a series of hotlocket vignettes of various interactions (mostly sexual) over the course of the war, featuring Decepticon!Hot Rod, only the tiniest amount of plot to underpin the porn, and everyone getting in over their heads with feelings.)
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all tied up and no place to go by badskeletonpuns for EmsieSecretStuff
Fandoms: Transformers Generation One, Transformers - All Media Types
02 Mar 2024
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Rodimus actually really likes his outfit for this undercover mission—not everyone can pull off a bunnybot play suit, but he's rocking it.
Someone else also thinks Rodimus is rocking the bunnybot get-up, but they believe it could use a few accessories.
Like handcuffs and a collar. Oh, and maybe some shackles for his legs. And of course, they can't forget the gag!
Recent series
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Megastar Roleplay Shenanigans by badskeletonpuns, naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
08 Mar 2021
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A series of megastar roleplays in the same continuity/universe between Metanoiac and Badskeletonpuns. :D
- Words:
- 11,201
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Megastar Week 2021 by badskeletonpuns, naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
01 Feb 2021
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Collected works from the Megastar week prompts 2021.
- Words:
- 3,507
- Works:
- 7
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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time left to be lazy by badskeletonpuns
Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
24 Nov 2020
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Post-war established relationship eggfic with Skyfire and Starscream, wherein Skyfire carries some eggs and everything is sweet and good and happy. It's like, chicken soup for my soul in particular. The initial work was the final chapter of my skystar drabble series, linked below and also in the work that's actually listed as the first work in this series. The rest of the drabbles aren't canon to the au, so I didn't include the whole thing in my series.
Updates sporadically, but each update is pretty self-contained and shouldn't leave you on a cliffhanger.
Link to the inspiring oneshot!- Words:
- 3,610
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 10
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Best Bad Habits-verse by badskeletonpuns, naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
17 Nov 2022
- Words:
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- 2
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- 9
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if i could burn this town by naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
Fandom: King Falls AM (Podcast)
31 Jul 2019
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A branch-off au of the samben friends-with-benefits verse, this time with bonus Steven Grisham! Starts after the first three fics of the samben fwb series, perhaps, perhaps, perhaps, but you don't NEED to read those if you don't want to.
- Words:
- 2,894
- Works:
- 1
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“Hey Kim?”
He looks up from the game, “Yes, Harry?”
“Does…” You pause. “Does every man feel like a girl sometimes?”
“What?”
Harry finds himself out, gets a cat, meets new friends, and dances. Not in that order.
Bookmarked by badskeletonpuns
03 Dec 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
One those fics that reaches into my soul to yank out my feelings about my own gender and make them into a beautiful dress that is also a suit and makes me feel understood by the author, though we've never once spoken
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Salut d'Amour Op.12 by absolute_minimum
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
11 Aug 2023
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"We've decided that a display of unity will go a long way in helping our city towards reunification," Optimus said. "I know I have no right to ask this of you, old friend, but for the sake of our people, and our peace–"
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"I am ordering you to bond with Ultra Magnus," said Megatron.
Ultra Magnus and Tarn are guilted and ordered into bonding, respectively. The loyal Autobot and Decepticon both resolve to do their duty.Minimus Ambus and Damus are two mecha who have lived a lie for longer than they lived as themselves.
Bookmarked by badskeletonpuns
26 Oct 2024
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Help I Accidentally Joined a Threesome by EmsieSecretStuff for Baird Crevan (Baird)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
23 Dec 2023
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Megatron has noticed that Starscream hasn't been particularly engaged during their most recent sexual escapades. In fact he has the habit of disappearing off for long flights afterwards. This time Megatron follows him and discovers precisely what the seeker has been up to. Then it's not too long before Megatron gets embroiled in some of the wildest sex in his life.
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- English
- Words:
- 8,913
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
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- Comments:
- 28
- Kudos:
- 223
- Bookmarks:
- 22
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- 3,362
Bookmarked by naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
29 Dec 2023
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Three Trucks (Having Sex) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
06 Oct 2023
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Optimus and Ultra Magnus help Rodimus get acquainted with his new equipment.
Series
- Part 7 of Prompt & Kinkmeme fills by NyonSuperstar
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,035
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 28
- Kudos:
- 203
- Bookmarks:
- 27
- Hits:
- 2,913
Bookmarked by naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
06 Oct 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
The truck sex you didn't know you needed but I am telling you that you do
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Things that Go Bump in the Night by EatYourSparkOut
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon)
07 Apr 2023
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Since their unexpected arrival on Tarantulas' doorstep, Nightshade has proven themself to be a bright and eager student. When it comes to interface, Tarantulas is only too happy to help them gain some hands-on experience.
It turns out that Nightshade isn't the only one who still has things to discover about intimacy.
Bookmarked by naughtyskeletonpuns (badskeletonpuns)
08 Apr 2023