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any way the wind blows (doesn't really matter to me) by barkatthemoon for Akhmaleone, wannabelilybriscoe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Feb 2026
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Sirius glances over and does a double take, a grin pulling at the corners of his mouth as he watches them, nudging Lily to get her attention and subtly nodding in their direction, laughing when her eyes go wide and she immediately tugs her top down a little further.
The taller man is exactly her type, brawny and boisterous, and the smaller man who he’s gesticulating wildly at is interesting. Sirius lets his eyes slowly drag down the length his body, taking in his messy brown hair and flushed, freckled cheeks, the absolutely hideous paisley shirt that looks like it should have died in the seventies, and long skinny legs sheathed in brown corduroy trousers, thinking that he’d like to have them wrapped around his waist before the end of the night.
OR: Sirius gets blown. Literally.
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“Who are the marauders?”
“They’re teen royalty,” Evan says, glancing over at the field, and Remus follows his gaze to a trio of boys making their way out onto the field, wind artfully tousling their hair like they’re currently shooting a shampoo commercial. “If Hogsmeade was The Daily Prophet, they would always be on the cover.”
“That one there, that’s James Potter,” Barty says, pointing at the dark skinned boy with messy hair and gold rimmed glasses, his gym uniform appearing to be several sizes too small. “He is one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. Evan sat next to him in English last year.”
“He asked me how to spell orange.”
“And that little one, that’s Peter Pettigrew,” Barty continues, pointing out the smaller blonde boy, a muggle cell phone pressed against his ear, so focused on his call that he doesn’t even notice the dodgeball before it bounces off the side of his head. “Peter Pettigrew knows everyone’s business. He knows everything about everyone.”
“And evil takes human form in Sirius Black,” Barty says darkly, an unpleasant expression crossing his face.
-aka: a marauders mean girls au
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don't look much like a lover (doesn't mean that i won't try) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Feb 2026
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In the wake of his father’s death Sirius Black finds himself living on the North Carolina coast in the beach-themed love shack that Orion shared with his mistress. His plan for the summer is to finish writing his novel, get the house ready so that he can list it for sale, and get back to New York before the leaves can even begin to change.
Too bad his former college nemesis and fellow author Remus Lupin lives right next door, just as surly and withdrawn as he remembers him being, throwing a wrench into all of his carefully laid out plans.
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your baby is the size of a... by barkatthemoon for backup_loveinterest
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Feb 2026
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“So get married,” Sirius says calmly, his scent giving absolutely nothing away as he turns towards him and stretches his arm out along the top of the sofa, arching a brow when Remus just gapes at him.
“To fucking who?” he asks, giving him a baffled look as he throws his hands up in the air. “Am I supposed to track down the man who knocked me up, whose name and appearance I don’t know, and ask if he wants a husband? Take out an advertisement in the Prophet, perhaps?”
Sirius gives him a flat look, tonguing the inside of his cheek before he looks away, eyes focusing on the wall next to the fireplace. “You could marry me.”
When Remus finds himself pregnant after a one night stand he knows that he won't be able to keep his baby, no matter how much he wants them, due to the Ministry's draconian laws against werewolves. Luckily, his best friend has a solution...
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wolf moon (come cast your spell on me) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jan 2026
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Sirius used to love the moon, and he still does in a way, but now that he’s older he can’t help but to be filled with dread at the sight of it, knowing what tomorrow will bring when it finally reaches its peak.
He hates the moon for what it does to Remus every single month.
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i've got a tight grip on reality (but i can't let go of what's in front of me here) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jan 2026
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“Sirius,” he whispers, eyes and lungs burning, feeling the irresistible pull that wants him to step forward.
“Remus, Remus, Remus,” the veil hisses, pulling him forward as his arms shake from the effort of trying to resist, the scent of motor oil and cigarette smoke washing over him. “Remus, Remus, Remus.”
He takes a deep breath as there’s a shout from nearby, sparks skittering across his skin, and lets himself fall forward. The mist passes over him with no sensation, it’s not cold or wet like he was expecting, Remus’ stomach flipping as he falls, filled with anticipation of the landing.
All at once everything turns black.
A story of grief, self-discovery, and self-love.
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happy just to hold the hands i love (on this winter night with you) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2025
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“So,” Lyall says, eyes flicking at him over the top of the newspaper, clearing his throat while Remus braces himself for whatever he’s going to say next. “That’s a very fancy necklace that you’re wearing.”
“Oh.” His hand automatically reaches for the small charms dangling at the base of his throat, rubbing his thumb against the golden star and moon, shrugging as he meets his tad’s eye again. “Sirius gave it to me yesterday morning after we went back to my room."
Remus and Sirius are spending their first Christmas together as a couple.
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you’re something special (luck is on my side) by barkatthemoon for imparfait
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2025
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“I meant to clean all of this up before you came over, but then class ran late, and now-”
“Baby, it’s fine,” Sirius murmurs, reminding himself once again that he’s not allowed to say Remus’ name tonight, or even really speak at all, reaching out to gently wrap his fingers around his wrist before giving him a little tug. Remus huffs in exasperation but turns towards him anyway, putting one knee on the bed and swinging the other over his lap, draping his arms over Sirius’ shoulders as he settles his weight on his thighs. “I’ve seen your bedroom before, remember?”
“Through a screen,” Remus grumbles, gnawing on his lower lip as he glances around the room, a little divot forming between his brows when he finally meets his eye. “Are you sure you really want to do this? We don’t have to.”
“I really, really do,” he whispers.
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- Part 3 of boys on film
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reminds me of that photograph (of us on christmas day) by barkatthemoon for imparfait
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Nov 2025
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Sirius and Remus are excited to celebrate their first Christmas together after the war, and Sirius has the perfect present to mark the occasion.
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too good to be true (can’t take my eyes off you) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Nov 2025
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Remus sighs as he pauses on the pavement outside the cafe, running a hand through his hair and tugging at his scarf, stomach squirming from nerves.
He assures himself that everything will probably be fine, trying to take a deep breath and wheezing instead, coughing a little before he swallows almost convulsively. It’s just a hangout with some of his new friends from uni. Casual. It will be totally fine.
He rethinks that assessment as soon as he pulls open the door and steps into the almost humid warmness of the coffee shop, feeling frozen as a pair of striking gray eyes glance in his direction and pause, watching as his lips pull up into a wide smile the longer Remus stands there like an idiot.
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when the moon is round and full (gonna teach you tricks that'll blow your mind) by barkatthemoon for VerminWorship
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Oct 2025
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Sirius can’t help but to feel a little nervous as he watches the sun slowly lower outside the leaded glass windows, casting the drawing room in an odd, murky light that sends a shiver down his spine, shadows lengthening as he gently combs his fingers through Remus’ hair.
It’s not as if they haven’t talked about this before, but it was always nothing more than a fantasy. Remus hissing filthy words in his ear as he took him from behind, knowing that it riled Sirius up like nothing else, and he’s wanked many a time to the exact scenario that they’ll hopefully be partaking in after the moon has risen. They’ve done things the other way around as well, it’s no surprise that horny teenagers who could barely keep their hands off each other at the best of times would decide to experiment, and just the thought of it is enough to make Sirius start panting like the dog that he is.
What they’re attempting tonight though has always been too dangerous.
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- Part 31 of kinktober
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all I need is to be struck (by your electric love) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Oct 2025
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“Alright, Moony-mine?” Sirius murmurs quietly, running a hand over his hair, the sound and sensations suddenly present because Sirius willed them to be. The spell that he’s under is completely at Sirius’ command, only letting Remus feel what he wants him to, and he forces himself to relax again.
“Good,” Remus says, or at least he thinks he does, able to feel his lips moving but unable to hear his own voice. Sirius hums quietly and kisses the corner of his mouth, the touch vanishing again, and then there’s something cold being trailed along his stomach.
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- Part 30 of kinktober
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“For starters, you’re going to need this.” Sirius grins and holds out the collar, waiting as he pulls his shirt overhead and messes his hair up even further, and Remus gives him a confused look before his eyes drop to the collar and nearly bug out of his head.
“What,” he says breathlessly, sounding strangled, blinking a few times at the pink leather collar covered in little rhinestones like he can make it go away through the power of sheer disbelief. “What do you expect me to do with that?”
“I expect you to buckle it around that skinny neck of yours.” Sirius arches a brow and gives him a devilish grin, shaking the collar for emphasis as the tag jingles quietly.
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- Part 29 of kinktober
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i've been waiting for you (come undone) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Oct 2025
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“Padfoot?” he asks nervously, expecting the man to say no, that he’s connected to the wrong stream despite the fact that Remus sent a private link, that this is all some sort of elaborate joke.
“Hello, Moony,” Padfoot says, his voice so deep that it sends heat spilling through Remus’ veins, his throat catching as Padfoot’s lips spread into a full, absolutely beautiful smile.
“Thank you for joining me,” Remus manages to say, remembering that this was meant to be a gift stream to show his appreciation, fluttering his lashes in the way he’s realized his viewers like. “I thought about putting on a special outfit but I wasn’t sure what you would like.”
“I like you like this,” Padfoot says, his voice coming out husky as he nods towards the stream, and Remus blinks in surprise as he glances down at himself. “You look cozy.”
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- Part 2 of boys on film
- Part 28 of kinktober
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you don't have to put on the red light by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Oct 2025
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Madame Maureen's Magical Maison is, for all intents and purposes, a brothel. It exists in an odd gray area, seeing as all forms of sex work are outlawed both by magical and muggle governments, but the bodies for hire here are not technically people. Sirius has heard them be called all manner of things—sex dolls, robots, companions, enchanted toys, poppets, the list goes on—but they’ve been taking the wizarding world by storm.
Personally, he finds the entire idea disgusting.
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- Part 27 of kinktober
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Remus groans against Sirius’ mouth as they stumble towards their bed, tugging at his shirt while hands yank at his belt, his mind turning over his boyfriend's latest request.
Remus doesn’t think that he’s particularly quiet in bed, he’s been known to moan and groan and even whine on occasion, but Sirius has asked him for dirty talk which he feels wildly uncomfortable with. He likes it when Sirius does it, whispering filth in his ear while taking him apart completely, but every time Remus tries he feels like the stupidest person alive.
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- Part 26 of kinktober
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Sirius has been wanting to try this for a while now.
He’s thought about it nearly every time they have sex, the idea circling in the back of his mind as he pumped his fingers inside Remus' body or while Remus opened him up, wondering how to bring up the idea of wanting more. He’s seen pictures in those zines that both of them bring home sometimes, and it doesn’t always look pleasant, but the desire for it has settled into his bones so strongly that sometimes he finds himself trembling with how badly he wants it.
He really shouldn’t have been surprised when he finally brought it up and Remus was immediately on board with it.
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- Part 25 of kinktober
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i sure wish I could lend you a hand (but plumbing's one thing I don't understand) by barkatthemoon for avisbindery
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Oct 2025
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“You want a what?”
“A plumber,” Remus said again for the fifth time, down on his hands and knees as he aimed a borrowed hairdryer at the bottom of his sofa, hoping to get some of the moisture out before it could start to mildew. “I need someone to fix my leak, and potentially clean out my pipes depending on how much it will be. There’s a truly alarming amount of hair in there.”
“Huh… Well, okay. I think for what you want the going rate would be one hundred pounds per hour.”
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- Part 24 of kinktober
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treat me like a dog (get me down on my knees) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Oct 2025
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“Please,” Sirius begs almost silently, tears streaking down his cheeks every time he blinks, moving around restlessly as he reluctantly raises his head. “I want you, please-”
Remus sighs, sounding disappointed which sends curls of guilt and shame spinning in his gut, setting his book aside and adjusting his reading glasses as he looks down at him. “Why aren’t you allowed to touch yourself right now, cariad?”
“Because I broke the rules,” he whines miserably, shoulders curling in on himself, a sob rattling in his throat. “So you’re punishing me.”
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- Part 23 of kinktober
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can’t you see? (the perfect one for you is me) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Oct 2025
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"I think I’d be willing to try it again with someone who isn’t an arsehole. Someone I trust… Someone like you, maybe.”
Remus freezes completely, breath lodging in her throat, staring down at Sirius’ face as she falls asleep. She feels like she's been struck with a curse, muscles locked, thinking that surely Sirius couldn’t have meant it like that. She’s just… drunk. Blurting out whatever comes to her mind.
Sirius truly can’t have meant it like that.
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- Part 22 of kinktober
