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“Who are the marauders?”
“They’re teen royalty,” Evan says, glancing over at the field, and Remus follows his gaze to a trio of boys making their way out onto the field, wind artfully tousling their hair like they’re currently shooting a shampoo commercial. “If Hogsmeade was The Daily Prophet, they would always be on the cover.”
“That one there, that’s James Potter,” Barty says, pointing at the dark skinned boy with messy hair and gold rimmed glasses, his gym uniform appearing to be several sizes too small. “He is one of the dumbest guys you will ever meet. Evan sat next to him in English last year.”
“He asked me how to spell orange.”
“And that little one, that’s Peter Pettigrew,” Barty continues, pointing out the smaller blonde boy, a muggle cell phone pressed against his ear, so focused on his call that he doesn’t even notice the dodgeball before it bounces off the side of his head. “Peter Pettigrew knows everyone’s business. He knows everything about everyone.”
“And evil takes human form in Sirius Black,” Barty says darkly, an unpleasant expression crossing his face.
-aka: a marauders mean girls au
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don't look much like a lover (doesn't mean that i won't try) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Feb 2026
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In the wake of his father’s death Sirius Black finds himself living on the North Carolina coast in the beach-themed love shack that Orion shared with his mistress. His plan for the summer is to finish writing his novel, get the house ready so that he can list it for sale, and get back to New York before the leaves can even begin to change.
Too bad his former college nemesis and fellow author Remus Lupin lives right next door, just as surly and withdrawn as he remembers him being, throwing a wrench into all of his carefully laid out plans.
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your baby is the size of a... by barkatthemoon for backup_loveinterest
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Feb 2026
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“So get married,” Sirius says calmly, his scent giving absolutely nothing away as he turns towards him and stretches his arm out along the top of the sofa, arching a brow when Remus just gapes at him.
“To fucking who?” he asks, giving him a baffled look as he throws his hands up in the air. “Am I supposed to track down the man who knocked me up, whose name and appearance I don’t know, and ask if he wants a husband? Take out an advertisement in the Prophet, perhaps?”
Sirius gives him a flat look, tonguing the inside of his cheek before he looks away, eyes focusing on the wall next to the fireplace. “You could marry me.”
When Remus finds himself pregnant after a one night stand he knows that he won't be able to keep his baby, no matter how much he wants them, due to the Ministry's draconian laws against werewolves. Luckily, his best friend has a solution...
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wolf moon (come cast your spell on me) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Jan 2026
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Sirius used to love the moon, and he still does in a way, but now that he’s older he can’t help but to be filled with dread at the sight of it, knowing what tomorrow will bring when it finally reaches its peak.
He hates the moon for what it does to Remus every single month.
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i've got a tight grip on reality (but i can't let go of what's in front of me here) by barkatthemoon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jan 2026
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“Sirius,” he whispers, eyes and lungs burning, feeling the irresistible pull that wants him to step forward.
“Remus, Remus, Remus,” the veil hisses, pulling him forward as his arms shake from the effort of trying to resist, the scent of motor oil and cigarette smoke washing over him. “Remus, Remus, Remus.”
He takes a deep breath as there’s a shout from nearby, sparks skittering across his skin, and lets himself fall forward. The mist passes over him with no sensation, it’s not cold or wet like he was expecting, Remus’ stomach flipping as he falls, filled with anticipation of the landing.
All at once everything turns black.
A story of grief, self-discovery, and self-love.
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the debatable ethics of unregulated potion testing by barkatthemoon
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12 May 2025
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the way to a man's heart is through the nipples by barkatthemoon
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24 Apr 2025
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After browsing through some pranksters’ videos online, Regulus decides to test those closest to him with a single text message.
‘I need you to help me dispose of a body.’
It goes about as well as he would expect.
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12 Feb 2026
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It was at this point Regulus started to wonder if he was being pranked. Barty had started in on the habit since he’d become friends with Sirius, and it seemed like just the thing he and Evan would do, especially if he’d heard Regulus had won quite the sum after their actions last night. “Barty…” he said slowly, “did you and Evan not fuck last night?”
The taller man shrugged. “Yes. So?”
“So,” Regulus said, blinking, “that’s…very gay.”
“Not if your balls don’t touch,” Barty replied, so seriously that Regulus had to question his own sanity.
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12 Feb 2026
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“Oops, We’re Fucking” (But It’s Totally Platonic) by TheBlueBlues
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Nov 2025
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It’s not a relationship. It’s not even dating.
It’s just… helping each other out. A best mates thing. A dormmates-who-share-a-bed-and-a-mutual-desperation sort of thing.Everyone else thinks they’re shagging—and to be fair, they are. Frequently. Enthusiastically.
On every surface of the Gryffindor dormitory, under silencing charms, behind drawn curtains.
But it’s not like that.
Except maybe it is. Because Sirius is possessive. Because Remus only wants him. Because Sirius stops flirting with others, and starts watching Remus like he belongs to him.And maybe they’re not as casual as they pretend to be.
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12 Feb 2026
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The Black Family need to acquire the final hold out vineyard in Tuscany. Sirius is sent off to find out information and hopefully buy the property... instead he finds himself questioning his path.
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11 Feb 2026
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It has been six and a half years since he last saw Sirius Black. Six and a half years since Sirius confessed two things simultaneously: I am in love with you and I can't do anything about it. Six and a half years since Remus, who heard this dual confession as a rejection, shut down and stormed off and broke both of their hearts in the process.
Or: Remus listens to The Great Divide, has a breakdown, and sends a message to an old friend.
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