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  1. Summary

    Oneshot fics written for Breakbee Week 2026!

    Prompts

    Day 1: Firsts/Lasts
    Day 2: Chained/Free
    Day 3: Anniversary
    Day 4: Choice/Force
    Day 5: Winter/Summer
    Day 6: Mistake/Forgiveness
    Day 7: AU Free Day

    Each work has a different rating so be mindful of tags!

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    A series of fics that my friends and I write NSFW ideas/prompts for in a small notebook we call the "Prayer Book." Each fic is a stand-alone and will feature characters or ships from any Transformers series we can think of. If any comments have a request, they may or not be written down and the prompt will be credited if asked for.

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    “You want to have sex,” Geordi had repeated, slowly and hesitantly. Data had in fact just explained this to him in detail, but he still felt he could be getting it wrong, staring up at Data’s wide, polite eyes, his hands clasped behind his back. There was cat hair on his shirt.
    “Yes,” Data had said, nodding.
    “With me.”
    “Yes.”
    “More than once?”

    Or: friendship, scientific experimentation and honest intentions have a funny way of paving the road to love.

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    12 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    loved this, made me smile so hard

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    There comes a day in every man's life when he has to look at the circumstances of his existence and decide whether he wants to keep fighting.

    For Ed, that day comes when the frost giants attack Bryn Shander.

    "We are getting the fuck out of Ten Towns," he tells Holga.

    When frost giants attack the city of Bryn Shander in 1491, Ed and Holga make the decision to take Kira and make the perilous journey south to Mornbryn's Shield, where they hope to start a new life away from the unpredictable Ten Towns and the memory of Edgin's wife. Along the way they meet a paladin of Ilmater who agrees to escort them as far as Mirabar, setting off a chain of events that will have Ed questioning his beliefs, evaluating his relationship with his daughter, and perhaps even let him heal enough to finally find happiness again.

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    23 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so good, i loved this

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    Vulcan winters are cold, but the people are colder still. Leonard McCoy is three weeks into a one-year residency in the best damned hospital in the Alpha Quadrant and he doesn’t know how he’ll survive. The Vulcans seem to find him distasteful at best, utterly ignorable at worst. He feels lonely and lost until his roommate M’Benga takes him down to the market just for something to do. He finds himself drawn to the soulful sweet sounds of lyre playing and meets a tall, awkward Vulcan with stunning brown eyes and long clever fingers who seems to be the only person who’s actually feeling anything around here. He meets Spock, and it isn’t long before he starts falling for him.

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    10 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    absolutely incredible, i cried

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    There are many trials for a hobbit attempting to make a life among dwarves. A hobbit wants a garden. A hobbit wants to eat regular meals. A hobbit wants friends, good books, and comfortable chairs. Bilbo does his best to carve out a little hobbit life for himself in the mountain. If only there were not one final obstacle. For a hobbit heart wants love, and among dwarves that is a sticky subject.

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    01 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    loved this so much

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    “Ye know, I think this has gotta be the nicest safehouse I’ve ever seen,” he said, glancing around the room with mild interest.

    Ghost hummed, glancing at Soap out of the corner of his eye before looking back down at the kettle. “That’s because it’s technically not a safe house,” he said. “It’s mine.”

    “What?”

    Ghost looked at him, hand still on the kettle. “This is my house, Soap.”

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    or: Soap spends three and a half days in Ghost's house after getting injured on a mission.

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    16 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    damn good read