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Radar waits for her to say more, but Erin just continues to stare out the window, tapping her cleats over and over. Radar bites his lip. He hasn’t felt this awkward since that time Mulligan tried to set him up with Mai Ping at Rosie’s.
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Ten years postwar, Radar moves in with Hawkeye, BJ, and Peg in Mill Valley. He struggles to bond with Erin, until an incident at a soccer game breaks the ice.
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BJ gives Hawkeye a confused look, then moves to sit on the bed by Radar’s feet. “What exactly do you need, Radar?”
“He needs us to pound him like a corporal cutlet,” Hawkeye says. “Flat as a pancake and just as sweet.”
Radar gives him a withering look, then turns to BJ. “I need to get squeezed,” he says, hands clenching to demonstrate. “When Hawk’s in me, it’s– it’s really good, but it’s also. A lot.” His cheeks flush. “The squeezing helps. But Hawk’s not…”
“Not as big,” BJ says slowly. “I think I understand.”
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After the war, Radar joins Hawkeye, BJ, and Peg in the house in Mill Valley. A threesome occurs.
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Radar knew the best and worst ways to wake up everyone in the compound.
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They’d warned him about this in basic. Not the instructors–his fellow enlisted. They’d told him that while some colonels and generals were just like the training sergeants–loud, stern, and occasionally rude–others were worse. Cruel, and delighted in it. Those were the ones he needed to be careful around.
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Sick and tired of being disrespected by everyone from his wife to his own clerk, Colonel Henry Blake begins to take out his anger on his staff in horrific ways. The camp works out a system to resist and support each other as best they can, but they are all cracking under the strain. Then Blake leaves and is replaced by Potter; with little information about their new CO, the camp prepares for the worst.
Inspired by Behind the War by Ryuuma.
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Radar’s breath hitches and he hunches over further, pressing a fist into his belly with a moan. “I have this terrible pain and it won’t go away. Am I dying, sir?”
“No, you’re not dying!” The Colonel sits up, looks Radar over more closely. The thought pops into Radar’s head seconds before the Colonel’s mouth opens.
“Oh, no, sir, I can’t be presenting!” Radar cries at the same time as Colonel Blake says, “Radar, you’ve never presented, have you?”
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Radar presents as an omega.
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A loosely-connected series of oneshots featuring Hawkeye, various weather events, and the people who wind up stuck with him during him over 11-and-a-bit seasons.
Written for the MASHoles 2025-2026 holiday gift exchange!
Yes this takes place over three years and no the seasons do not align with linear time. Don't think too hard about it.
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07 Feb 2026
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a repository of my explicit bj/hawkeye art. will be updated as pieces are completed.
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05 Feb 2026
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Hawkeye steps off the train at Grand Central Station and there he is, not even ten paces away and already looking right at him, like there was no other place for him to be.
“You’re a sight for sore eyes, Hawk,” Sidney murmurs, hugging him right back before he holds him out at arm’s length to look him over with a grin. “I never realized how good-looking you were under all that mud, blood and khaki.”
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Or: In September 1954, Hawkeye reaches out to Sidney for the first time since they made it home. Sidney’s reply is an invitation.
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26 Jan 2026
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The intersection of Radar's gifts and Henry's death leads to life-threatening consequences for the young clerk. When he goes into sudden heart failure, Hawkeye calls Sidney Freedman in to help.
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- Part 4 of The Radar Timeline
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20 Jan 2026
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A whore is not someone you attempt to woo or charm. A whore is not someone you should strive to impress. A whore is someone whose opinion matters very little. Someone you rent for a bit of fun and release. You just put money on the table and they get to say yes or no – and for the record, they seldom say no. So a whore is no one to pine for. Which is just as well, because Arthur isn’t pining for anyone.
And certainly not anyone who’ll disappear off with any random knight for the right amount.
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16 Jan 2026