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Scorn and the Saint-Maker by beardo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Jan 2026
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Doctor Crowley has turned truancy into an art form, lecturing only under sufferance. Doctor Fell has signed up for his undergraduate course and has no plans to let him slack off.
When a faculty member is found dead, our heroes start forming uneasy suspicions. What was the occult symbol drawn next to the body? Why does it feel like they’ve known each other forever? How is Crowley supposed to tell police that he thinks the murderer is a demon he summoned 35 years ago? And what about that statue that’s the spitting image of the victim?
It’s a murder mystery/romance/who-turned-them-human not-AU, set at a university in Scotland, with lots of (as-yet skippable) smut, ✨sexy maths✨ (reportedly), and one trans angel.
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A man-shaped Crowley in lace knickers. That is all. yw
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You look ravishing like this, my dove [ART] by beardo for depraveddame
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
22 Dec 2025
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What if Father Fell got Crowley some nice, silky ropes for Christmas?
Just smutty art. You make up the story.
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[Multivoice Podfic] TIC6 Podfic Bloopers by AlwaysBeMyBaby, anatomicgirl, beardo, Chrisran, IneffableRainstorm, Literarion, Obliquity, purplesalad, soup_bo
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
30 Nov 2025
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Bloopers from the cast of the TIC6 podfic project.
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- Part 9 of [Podfic] TIC 6 Multivoice-Podfics
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[Multivoice Podfic] Single by alonepear, AlwaysBeMyBaby, beardo, Literarion, SuzWhyNotNow
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
08 Nov 2025
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All Crowley wanted to do was buy a theatre ticket... That really shouldn't be this hard, but the young man at the box office seems to have a rather antagonistic relationship with technology. Thankfully, the most gorgeous man Crowley has ever met is there to save the day.
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- Part 2 of [Podfic] TIC 6 Multivoice-Podfics
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[Podfic] TIC 6 Multivoice-Podfics by alonepear, AlwaysBeMyBaby, anatomicgirl, beardo, cellopurified, Chrisran, ClassicHazel, do_it_to_julia, franzeefell, ineffabildaddy, IneffableRainstorm, jenn_aziraphale_crowley_luvr, Lintilla72, Literarion, Lynn99999, nineprecisely, ninepreciselyaloud (nineprecisely), Obliquity, purplesalad, Rhaegal (RhaegalKS), soup_bo, SuzWhyNotNow
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2025
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The Co-pilot AU by beardo
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 May 2024
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Nice And Ominous: a reluctant eschatology of the Second Attempt by beardo
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
24 Apr 2024
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Aziraphale has gone to Heaven and Crowley has gone off the deep end. The former demon struggles to find meaning without his angel to gravitate around, the new archangel isn't at all used to having no-one but himself to rely on, and the Second Coming is... well, coming, however much Aziraphale tries to put it off. Crowley must learn to take care of himself, Aziraphale must solve everyone's problems, and they need to start talking again before the world ends (again). But what if Crowley finds he's actually all right on his own and Aziraphale gets exiled from Heaven for making the second worst mistake of his life, after the Christ has already returned to Earth? Can they fix the world and themselves when one has neither power nor memory, and the other, not enough information?
This story comes in three parts. Part one focuses on Crowley Dealing™️; plot comes slithering in about halfway. Aziraphale runs things in Heaven in part two, where the plot also picks up, and part three is the epic conclusion (with skippable smut!).
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Renegade Angels All Tied Up With Strings by mostlyeffable (Quint_Essentially)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Feb 2025
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The humans were curious about him, Crowley knew that. Who wouldn’t be? Man-shaped thing shows up on your local pub's doorstep, mute, scowling, and desperate, takes up residence in its worst room for months, drinks about four bottles of whiskey a day, doesn’t eat a damned thing, and yet refuses to die - you’d be curious too, wouldn’t you?
Sometimes he’d overhear them whispering about him, staff and customers alike.
“Is that another bottle?” One lady would mutter disapprovingly.
“Heartbreaking to see someone waste away their life like that,” sighed a woman to her partner.
“Why’s he wearing sunglasses inside?” A kid asked his dad, tugging on the man’s sleeve.
“Do you mind if I take this seat?” Asked a man at Crowley’s elbow.
He turned to look at the newcomer. He was smiling widely, his eyes crinkling at the corners. The man’s nose was slightly upturned and his hair a crown of ruffled white curls.
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OR: After resorting to extreme measures to avert the apocalypse, a very miserable Crowley retreats to somewhere close to his heart and drowns his sorrows for months until his wallowing is interrupted by a mysterious stranger who knows more than he ought to and simply won't shut up.
Bookmarked by beardo
09 Feb 2026
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Theorises really interestingly about... stuff. And things. My brain is all spinny. I think I commented on every chapter but one or two, which basically never happens. The ending, although fitting in perfectly, came completely out of left field.
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Salinity (And Other Measurements of Brackish Water) by drawlight (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
10 Jun 2019
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It's an odd thing, getting on after the End of the World. Crowley takes to sea-watching.
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Bookmarked by beardo
18 Jan 2026
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Absolute poetry. Makes my brain buzz. So tangy and sweet. I wish I could write like this.
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The Human Condition by LyricalKris
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Dec 2023
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When Deacon Aaron Fell and ex-con Anthony Crowley met, it felt as though they'd known each other forever. That was because they had; they just didn't remember. They didn't realize they weren't humans, but an angel and a demon sentenced to experience the worst of humanity by their pissed off bosses.
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say yes to me (i've got my eye on you) by thehappyyears
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens (Radio)
06 Aug 2023
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It’s a pleasant evening much like many pleasant evenings this month, so Crowley doesn’t expect anything unusual when he makes himself comfortable on his side of the couch and lets Aziraphale select the wine.
Which is why he’s resolutely caught off guard when Aziraphale disappears into a backroom, which Crowley always assumed was a wine cellar, and then turns around, darkness behind him and low, warm light gilding his hair and making his eyes bright. He’s breathtaking, he’s so beautiful, his eyes are so dark.
“Crowley,” he breathes.
Or, Crowley and Aziraphale have sex.
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Bookmarked by beardo
25 Oct 2025
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Sweet and hot and slow and devastating, this is amazing smut and I am ded, I've perished, I'm fucked,
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Damaged by lyricwritesprose
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
09 Feb 2020
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Bookmarked by beardo
28 Aug 2025
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BRILLIANT little Pratchettesque fics in which both Aziraphale and Crowley (but mostly Aziraphale) are casually terrifying. Also clever application of tradition+spellcasting, a theory about Gomorrah, and trauma all around. Overall lightweight despite the topics.