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It’s new, their relationship — and nobody knows. But truth be told, Rebecca Welton is in love with Ted Lasso in every sense of the word.
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what child is this? by biscuitbatch
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2024
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“Mal'akh?” Mary asks, tone tinged with hesitation. Aziraphale hums from his place on the ground, fine dust clinging to the hem of his garments.
Before him, Mary stands rigid, her fists tucked at her sides as though she is presenting her case before some court unseen. There’s a palpable weight to her posture, a quiet insistence that her words be heard — not by a lone angel, no — but by the Divine.
“They’ve told me that the mountains will tremble at the moving of his tongue… that the knees of the mightiest kings will bow.”
A brittle laugh bursts from her lips, sharp and unbidden, hanging heavily in the still night air. She pulls deftly at her shawl, the rigidity of her movements betraying her growing turmoil. Aziraphale can only look on as she shifts her weight, bare feet seeking purchase in the richness of the earth as she sways subconsciously, the tightness around her eyes betraying how the movement pulls at her still-tender hips.
“They speak of miraculous things.”
or, The night of Jesus’ birth, Mary has some questions for the angel Aziraphale. In a humble stable in Bethlehem, he struggles with the implications of the Ineffable Plan.
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- Part 1 of salt of the earth
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Her brows raise the second he opens his mouth. “You’re American?”
“Straight outta Kansas,” he nods, grimacing as his wad of napkins does nothing but push liquid around. “That’s the one smack dab in the middle.”
The heat in her gaze softens a touch as she looks at him with curious eyes. “Isn’t that the place from the Wizard of Oz?”
or, And so it was written.
No matter how many universes there may be — a multitude of cosmic entities weaving the fabric of fate itself — Ted Lasso and Rebecca Welton find each other in all of them, in one way or another.
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He doesn’t know who throws the first punch.
All he knows is there’s a sudden uproar in the locker room — clenched hands fisted into teammates jerseys, harsh words and insults flowing like the Thames — and he’s moving before he can stop himself, shoving his way into the fray, when someone’s fist connects solidly with his temple.
Things get a little hazy after that.
or, Rebecca shares some surprising news. Knock to the noggin or not, he’s having a hard time wrappin’ his head around this one.
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He slips when he bursts out of his door and onto Paved Court, the stones slick with the rain that’s roaring down relentlessly. Water rolls down his neck and his t-shirt chafes uncomfortably where it clings to his skin, and he has to push back the hair from his eyes by the time he breaks onto the grass on the Green.
There’s a flash of lightning in the distance, followed by a roll of thunder that reverberates in his bones, and yet somehow the epitome of the raw power of the Gods has nothing on the thundering of his heart in his chest.
Please Lord — not her.
“I’m almost there,” he pants into the receiver. “It’s gonna be okay.”
Jolts of pain flash up his legs with each thundering step, the harsh impact of his footfalls kicking up water when he stumbles through a puddle entrapped in the uneven surface of the sidewalk; he’s never run so fast in his life.
And yet somehow he knows it’s not fast enough.
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salt of the earth by biscuitbatch
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Dec 2024
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Benoit Blanc, about to host a solstice party with his husband Phillip for his former suspect-assistants, disappears. The last thing he wants is for anyone to run into danger chasing him. Naturally, everyone involved does exactly that.
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- Part 3 of Found Family Detective Agency
Bookmarked by biscuitbatch
04 Jan 2026
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Proverbs 6:16-19
16 There are six things the Lord hates,
seven that are detestable to him:
17 haughty eyes,
a lying tongue,
hands that shed innocent blood,
18 a heart that devises wicked schemes,
feet that are quick to rush into evil,
19 a false witness who pours out lies
and a person who stirs up conflict in the community.Hatred is a mortal sin that only confession can absolve. Jud Duplenticy is guilty.
Bookmarked by biscuitbatch
04 Jan 2026
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savage harvest by weatheredlaw
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Aug 2019
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“Have we been fools?” Crowley asked.
“The worst kind.”
“Oh, I don’t know.” Crowley stood and placed his other hand on Aziraphale’s cheek, forcing his gaze up. “I’ve never had more fun than when I’ve been a fool with you.”
or: nanny ashteroth and brother francis arrive at the dowlings, married. the decision ripples through the years.
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Bookmarked by biscuitbatch
15 Mar 2025
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Fever Pitch by LyricalKris for Emi_Hotaru
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Jan 2025
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Here was the thing about Anthony Crowley’s life—things tended to go casually astray for him.
For instance, his good intentions when it came to his neighbor--a fussy man who knew how to hold a grudge--always seemed to pave a path to a more pissed off Aziraphale. The man was infuriating. Which might have been all well and good had it not turned out that he was also the barrier standing between Crowley and the coffee shop he wanted to open with his best friend.
A story about two neighbors intent on misunderstanding each other, and the snowbound night that changed everything.
Written for the Ineffable Secret Angel and Demon Exchange 2024, for Emi Hotaru.
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21 Jan 2025
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who were captured, who would not yield by raven (singlecrow)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
21 Jun 2019
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“Why do you keep pronouncing the P in ‘psychically’?” Aziraphale asks.
“Because, angel, I am exceedingly inebriated.”
(On psychic bonds, wings, and fear of falling.)
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- Part 12 of author's favourites (don't read in order)
Bookmarked by biscuitbatch
02 Jan 2025