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A hole opens in the middle of Phineas, Ferb, Candace, and Stacy, the source of the screaming popping up right in front of them. Shock settles over everyone like a sudden wave.
Phineas breaks the silence, his voice calm despite the surprise. “Aren’t you the high school’s new science teacher?”
They all stare at their sudden visitor for a few more moments, processing the unexpected turn of events, before both Candace and Stacy yell simultaneously, “Mr. Doofenshmirtz?!”
Heinz has been teaching at Danville High for almost an entire school year. To celebrate this milestone and his community service, Monogram has allowed Agent P to host a party for Heinz at his lair. Something small to show that he— no, everyone— is proud of him. No ulterior motives at all!
Candace is also planning a get-together of her own with Stacy and Vanessa… or, well, she wanted to.
A normal night is never in the cards when anyone here is involved.
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Grace is a well-schooled man who loves learning. Surely he can accomplish his goal in fifty-six days.
He creates a calendar on his whiteboard. Fifty-six days until his ship reaches the Blip-A.
Fifty-six days in which to learn how to say Rocky's name—his Eridian name.
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- Part 1 of By Any Other Name
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02 Aug 2026
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Do You Know What it is to be Loved by the Universe? by VenetaPsi
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
21 Jul 2026
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‘There appears to be a real risk,’ said Psychologist Prime, tapping a stylus against their tablet in an idle way that frayed at the edge of Adrian’s sore nerves, ‘That should Alien Human-from-Earth-of-Sol Asylum-seeker Savior-of-Erid Grace perish, then your mate Savior Rocky may experience a radical and potentially fatal decline in physiological and psychological health.’
‘...I see,’ said Adrian. With exceptional calmness.
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Let it not be said that Adrian was not devoted as well. They had stood firm, a loyal widower longer than others could fathom. Once you encountered a love like Rocky’s, there could be no replacement. Nothing could even compare.
‘Do you understand that?’ Adrian wanted to ask. So desperately, they wanted the alien’s reply. ‘Are you the only other creature in the universe who understands what it is like to be loved by someone so completely?’
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Adrian meets Grace several times, before Grace is healthy enough to meet them in return. Despite light-years of distance between their species, Adrian might have finally met the first other being who appreciates Rocky like they do; or so they hope.
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01 Aug 2026
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8 Times Vinnie and Cav Made Out For A Mission And The 1 Time They Didn’t by deathishauntedbyhumans, ForFucksSakeJim, Nerdist, Priestlyislove
Fandoms: Milo Murphy's Law
16 Sep 2025
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It’s strictly professional, until it’s not.
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23 Jul 2026
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The Book of Bill Spoilers!
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Bill is done with therapy, he is now free after 3 years in Theraprism... now what? There's nowhere to go, no one to talk to, he's completely alone, and needs a place to stay. So, of course, his first thought is Gravity Falls.You can find out more on my Tumblr - fishymom-art
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14 Jul 2026
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A strange affliction is causing Luigi to sleep more and more each day. Worried about his constant collapses, Mario enlists Princess Peach’s help in looking for a cure, leaving Bowser to play nurse and watch over the dreaming brother.
To Bowser, this is just an easy favour to make Mario owe him in the future. However, he soon starts to find himself getting much too invested in the wellbeing of a man who may soon never wake up again.
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03 Jul 2026