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Jim receives a text message that has him running for the sunset.
"Jim. Have you been having sex with me while I’m asleep?"
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03 Nov 2024
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Jimmy says he can't sleep. Curly invites him to come to his room at night, while Jimmy invites himself into Anya's room.
(Pre-game, the lead up to the crash.)
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03 Nov 2024
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Forget Your Troubles, Come On Get Happy by dog (cb_c)
Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game)
28 Oct 2024
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Sometimes, you can only get the subpar stuff.
But it's not like you've ever tried the good stuff, either.
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28 Oct 2024
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"You guys really don't get it, do you?"
"Get what?"
"It's almost insulting, really."Or, five times the team missed the point completely, and one time where they figured it out
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01 Jul 2024
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“I’d be real careful with that line o’ thinkin’,” he warns, raising an arm and bringing it to brace against the wall beside her head, all but pinning her to it. They may not be physically touching, but they’re so close to it and he’s looking at her like she’s a meal (which should be concerning because she knows he literally eats people) and she really, really wishes they were touching right now. “Because I can be nice. Real nice.” His free hand reaches up to her face, and she’s so focused on watching his expression and how close his face is to hers that she doesn’t even realize until his thumb brushes over the barely-healing split in her lip. “…But I don’t think nice is what ya’ want, is it?”
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The Ghoul's been walking Lucy around on a leash for two days and whoops I tripped and he's gonna fuck her brains out now.(if you didn't think I was gonna write smut about the hot Ghoul Cowboy and Lucy 'every fallout vault dweller OC' MacLean, i don't know what to tell you.)
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29 Apr 2024
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(BRIDGE BETWEEN S1 FINALE AND S2)
Lucy had the sort of face girls in the movies had: clear skin, big eyes, and neat hair. Pretty — beautiful, actually, but not as a matter of compliment. Beautiful in the way she’d make a good price at any given market if he was inclined to sell her. Beautiful in the way people loved to exploit.
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29 Apr 2024
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“I hardly think she knows my name, Astarion. If this is your idea of a prank, it’s not a particularly clever one.”
“What, you don't think a high-born drow woman like Minthara might see a useful, pliant wizard like yourself and see a willing pet? Darling, you might have to consider her insistence on denigrating you at every turn is just her form of flirtation. She certainly seems to pay more attention to you than the others. You'd be her type.”
“I would ask what you mean by that, but I don't think I'd want to hear the answer."
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29 Mar 2024
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Gale approaches Minthara in the evening and one thing leads to another.
She licks at his lips, licks at the bloodied bite, and laughs when she tastes his acrid blood. Past the Netherese poison that lines his veins, it's sweet like belladonna.
Minthara wonders how much it would take to end her. She always thought she would die by a lover's poison — how fitting for that lover's blood to be the very poison.
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29 Mar 2024
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/tolerance to a poison acquired by taking gradually increased doses of it/
The wizard's blood is toxic. Remarkable how repetition turns horrors mundane.
Or, to expound: The wizard of Waterdeep reeks of poison and weed, and Astarion can’t help himself on either count. Luckily, Gale considers any and all forms of experimentation, no matter how virulent, to be fruitful. Things escalate in every possible direction over a series of well-wasted camp nights.
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- Part 1 of Deprecation
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28 Mar 2024
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Astarion let Gale—of all people—grind his hips down into the dirt. When he encounters the wizard in a vulnerable moment, he decides turnabout is fair play.
aka. “Mystra’s not here to fuck you. I am.”
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- Part 2 of Defiled & Defiant
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06 Feb 2024
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It was true that Gale had warned him, said his blood tasted awful. But caution had no meaning to Astarion, the immortal cat killed by its own curiosity again and again and again.
What was one more life, in the name of discovery?
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05 Feb 2024
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Only: rebuilding a shattered Karsite relic — with nothing but the ciphered notes of an ancient Ur-Mage, a bomb with renewed hunger in his chest and a thoroughly disappointed tressym who refused to have anything to do with any of it — hasn’t proved exactly fruitful. Which is why Gale mostly spends his time in his darkened study, trying to spin together the frayed remains of forgotten magic into something that might resemble a fraction of the power he once had.
“It’s complicated,” Gale says to Astarion, at length.
“Oh, I’m sure,” Astarion says. “Must be terribly tricky, dealing with all those arcane powers beyond my comprehension. In your three-week-old pyjamas that smell of vinegar.”
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05 Feb 2024
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i'm not beaten by this yet (you can't tell me to regret) by mafalda_157
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
03 Feb 2024
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“Before we continue, I just want it on the record,” Gale said sternly, wagging a finger like some demented professor, “that I don’t approve of any of this.”
Astarion rolled his eyes. “Duly noted,” he said, and ripped Gale’s shirt open.
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After killing the grove, Gale has many moral quandaries over the team’s actions. Astarion is determined to win that argument.
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04 Feb 2024
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Gale offers a rather unique proposition to help Astarion navigate his feelings about sex, and Astarion discovers that he likes when Gale talks—sometimes. In very specific situations.
So he decides to leave his marks sans-fangs, covering the orb’s trail with his own. Because this orb, the Absolute, even Mystra all be damned, Gale is his tonight.
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01 Feb 2024
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kinktober day 7 - frottage
Astarion had gotten used to hunger over the last two hundred years, but the way Gale strutted about in that damnable wavemother’s robe was testing the very limits of his patience.
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28 Jan 2024
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“If you don’t use your magic on me,” said Astarion, one of his hands releasing its grasp on Gale’s wrists to snake towards the front of his torso, tracing gently along his distended lower belly. “Then I’m going to have to assume you want this.”
Astarion’s hand and hips went still, and he became silent for a moment, as though waiting to see whether Gale would move to fight him off – whether Gale’s struggle against him had been a genuine one, or whether there was a strange, secret part of Gale that might just be enjoying this just as much as Astarion was. And for the briefest of moments, Gale did consider using a spell to propel Astarion away from him; it would be so much simpler, in some ways, to put a halt to whatever madness they were currently engaged in, and to happily untie his remaining laces and seek the relief he’d spent the last several hours dying for.
Instead, however, what Gale chose to do was to cross his legs tightly in an undignified, last-ditch effort to hold back what he now knew to be inevitable, press himself back into Astarion, and let out a broken, high-pitched “please.”
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The Bloodweave piss fic that nobody asked for.
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28 Jan 2024
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Astarion's hand climbs the heft of Gale’s leg and they fall open so easily it is almost wicked. “What a state you’ve found yourself in, Gale.”
Something strange happens when the wizard consumes the Weave.
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24 Jan 2024
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Astarion paused then, raking his gaze down his plump form. His fingers traced the wooly, brown trail of hair that curled around Gale’s portly stomach; then he returned his attention back to his chest, watching as the Netherese maw swallowed what was left of the dagger. Gale choked back a moan as he felt the fullness of the item expanding and sinking into his chest. Sated, for a second, but… not enough.
His Orb glowed brighter and brighter as it demanded: eat. feed. take.
Or: Gale manipulates Astarion into bringing him magical items in exchange for keeping his vampiric nature a secret from the rest of the group. And, naturally, it backfires.
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18 Jan 2024
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“Where,” Astarion gasps like he’s dying, “did you learn to do this?”
“Wizard academy,” Gale answers, like it’s terribly obvious.
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18 Jan 2024
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Isobel's dead body is brought back to Moonrise.
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16 Jan 2024